Possibly the only worst way to break up with someone is to just start ignoring them.

I chose other and here's how:

Embarrassing would be the least of it. In fact, it's so bad, it would embarrass your intelligence. First, you gotta get a landlocked SO (the Midwest is a great place to start, but not IL, IN, or WI as they're near the Great Lakes) then.... note in a bottle, baby. Disappear and have a vague sense of hope that it will someday reach your former sweetheart.

Once you realize the folly of your ways, you'd never date again.

Jumbotron

Break-up via the officer delivering the restraining order.

theCan wrote:Possibly the only worst way to break up with someone is to just start ignoring them.

I agree the only thing that can be added is that they start hanging out with someone else all the time.

By having the new significant other let them know

by not coming to family workshop @ the Betty Ford center that you went to for her.

dtepes wrote:Break-up via the officer delivering the restraining order.

this might be the meanest way to break up, but its also the one that made me laugh the hardest. i tip my hat to you sir!

Invite them to your wedding.

By subpoena.

By home invasion and "protective custody" order from the CDC regarding the new uber-clap you are now only the 17th recipient of.

reminded me of this

on their (21st) birthday

kjmrll wrote:With a mouthful of someone else's juice.

what kind of juice?;) lol

By seeking shelter from a hurricane with her since your apartment sucks, only to roll her over in her own bed to tell her you're not attracted to her anymore and don't love her "like that" now.

Hiring a skywriter to say "Its not me, its you"

Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y9xGGD2bao

In St Louis a guy had caught his girl cheating on him. Before he found out he was getting ready to purpose to her and she had already found the ring. So he called the local radio 105.7 The Point and told them. they called her on Valentine's Day and acted like he was going to purpose to her. they said he has a question for you ... When he finally started talking he said "How long will it take to get your stuff out of my house. You have until Sunday." she flipped out started crying and the whole thing played out over the air. If you search for the clip I am sure you can find it.

tl;dr On valentine's day live on the radio.

via a marquee at a major sporting event

Possibly when they walk in on you and you new signifigant other?

"Sleeping with me is no longer an option for you"

jturnage wrote:Jumbotron

This gets my vote

Move

By reading their wedding announcement.

How about in a voice mail...
Haha that's what happened to me/because we lived to far away from each other (was the reasoning).
Rather than embarrassing, that was the easiest b/u I've ever had to go through!
I didn't really want to date the kid anyway and he did the dirty work for me I didn't even have to call back!

danreyna wrote:"Sleeping with me is no longer an option for you"

haha this is funny. if i ever decide to b/u with mine i may use this one...

I had to be out of town for my girlfriend's birthday. I sent flowers and then called when I knew she'd be off work. When she answered I could hear a man was with her. When I asked her who was there she hesitated and finally said,"Yeah, I'm moving on. I'm sorry."

Having to have the warden make a collect call for you.

By MURDER.

Of you by them.

I guess they could murder someone else but the message might not come across as clearly.

by spelling out "I HATE YOU WERE OVER" in woot howler monkeys.

by voicemail message. i mean... how much could you REALLY not give a flip about someone to leave them a VOICEMAIL MESSAGE telling them that you don't think things are working out anymore?

fzzywolf wrote:By home invasion and "protective custody" order from the CDC regarding the new uber-clap you are now only the 17th recipient of.

wow. gross. and sad.

- Via Coroner
(Don't even ask......)

98tiger wrote:By seeking shelter from a hurricane with her since your apartment sucks, only to roll her over in her own bed to tell her you're not attracted to her anymore and don't love her "like that" now.

that's just plain 5tupid! homeboy should've got him one last piece!

By telling her mom.

I've broken up with a guy via text, but it was because I was unable to do it in person without crying and asking him to take me back. It was a little bit of an abusive situation, and that is why I couldn't do it face to face.

The second one, I broke up with via email. this was because he left and wouldn't be coming back for a year...and didn't leave on a pleasant note.

=/

On their birthday when they came in from out of town to surprise you.

During a live Presidential speech.