southernbelle8 wrote:YAY, my first Big Orphaned Cetacea!!!! Thanks to April Fools Day i finally got a chance... those of you that are still playing thru the game and venting all your frustration should really READ THE COMMENTS.

But... since the fact that you didn't means i got my Big o' Cosmos, i'm not going to give any more hints than that!

LOVE YOU WOOT!!!

I agree totally. Stop wasting your time playing the game...there are other ways to the crap

take you game and put it in the crap bag
you just lost a customer for what that is worth

So I reigned in my inner Contra and I don't know what it was supposed to do for me...

andrewkl wrote:I'm hoping that your important job doesn't require proper use of the English language...

Methinks your sarcasm filter is tin roof rusted! DERP

I have been playing since it was on level 4 and I haven't been able to pass level 3. Now it's on level 8 I'm so frustrated.

IyanlaWoW wrote:Yeah...it's BS. The speed to the first sucker was 2.510s. Impossible.

Not so, I protest it, not so. 'Tis a foolish April day. April fools all around. Read this, thy blog, and therein lies the magic that will propel thee to thy victory.

f this...

Yea, I am just going to assume this is an April Fool's thing. Considering no game loads for me through any browser. Oh well, 8 dollars I get to keep.

This game is terrible. I don't know how many times I don't have an option to get out of the way from things. This game will often put two obstacles in the way, right on top of each other. How are you to avoid them if you can only go up or down. Come on Woot!

Anyone who is getting frustrated with this is obviously an April fool.

Wait till Christmas morning.

coopasonic wrote:you are my hero...

Random Crap - Level 8 4/1/11 1 blog discuss

Sweet Mary. Stop playing, start refreshing, this is my first ever buy on the Big Brown Bag. This was a heck of a lot easier than watching a Woot-off for 3 days, too!

"I've got an idea; let's insult our customers since it's April 1st and have a good laugh at their expense; we don't need their money anyway!" Ya'll are dumbs----s.

This link still looks to be working:

https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-30

I can't get past level 2, but the link worked. Here's proof:

LOL, April Fool Pranks, thanks woot....

coopasonic wrote:you are my hero...

Random Crap - Level 8 4/1/11 1 blog discuss

WOW- That link actually worked. I just bought a bag o crap...... charged my card and everything seriously. I am on an outage call for a SAN array. I clicked the link and bought

April fools jokes are supposed to be funny, not a pain in the ass.

daguava wrote:Got through my 7 levels, screamed "HELL YEAH" in the school library, clicked the button to get one. It reloads the main page and doesn't allow me to have one. Minutes later the necessary requirement goes up to 8.

I won one, didn't get one, and now it went up so I no longer qualify...

Kinda why I said 'phhhttt' after a few minutes. Can't see spending that much time and ending up with nothing anyway. Got to level 3 and... magically reverted to level one.

cya woot. Waiting patiently for the next offer at midnite.

where is the game?

Still have yet to see anybody say they won...

April Fools. Nicely done, Woot. Very clever, if a little mean. To those whining about how "woot just lost a customer" etc, get a sense of humor. They don't owe you anything, and this was pretty well done. I was fooled for a bit before I realized what this was.

https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-30



The link actually does work. Sometimes it will take you to Kids Woot, and randomly it will take you to the Level 8 Big o' Cosmos order page.

I GOT MINE!!

4 years of hunting and soul searching for a bag o crap and I finally get one. Hazzah!!!

after the loading counts up to 100%, just turns to black screen with loading dots...

Click on the bag picture - nice use of the s car....

same thing happened to me...level 9...then it gives me to choice to get the crap or play again. I click on get the crap and it just goes back to the main woot page. never gives me the option to get anything.

Nastynate101 wrote:WOW- That link actually worked. I just bought a bag o crap...... charged my card and everything seriously. I am on an outage call for a SAN array. I clicked the link and bought

It just takes me to the kids woot

are you allowed one per level? or just one bag overall?

I'm someone who likes a good April Fools joke but this one is $ h i t.

Woot, you probably have lost me as a customer.

It doesn't really matter though since I feel your offerings have gone downhill since you sold out to Amazon.

badbrad wrote:https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-30 works now, quickly!!!

Is it normal for this to always direct you back to the kids site without doing anything else?

i finally made it to level 7..... not that it matters anymore

Complete WOOT FAILURE! Sirius GPP IDEA, LETS TRY NOT TO CHEAT YOUR CUSTOMERS WITH A Jatravartid GAME THAT CHEATS!

Great idea... Just wish it didn't prejudice those of us with jobs. Guess that's what I get for being a sucker.

perdooky wrote:Just bought a level 8 random crap with this link. I had to try it twice for it to work.

I tried it. After the 8th time, I got a Big o' Cosmos!

Can you say "April Fools" folks?

IyanlaWoW wrote:Yeah...it's BS. The speed to the first sucker was 2.510s. Impossible.

Someone must have been in the middle of playing when the Level 8 Big o' Cosmos was released. They died 2.510s into the level 8 Big o' Cosmos. Thats how they got it.

[quote postid="4410337" user="neurotony"]Yeah, if you are forcing people to play before they log in you should give them the chance to log in AFTER they've completed the level. Wasted time on a Jatravartid game.

"Forcing people to play..."

"So today we’re trying something new. Make sure you’re logged in. Click the “I WANT ONE” button. That will usher you into the world of Crapshoot, America’s slowest-throwing Flesh game sensation. You’ll assume the role of a trusty freight snail and deliver Bags O’ Crap to everyone who wants one, until you die. "

Ok, I've always wanted to win a Big Orphaned Cetacea, but, seriously? This is really not worth it. I have to beat a level in a Jatravartid game that's entirely on luck? Just pick random winners instead. At least that's not a waste of my time. This is Jatravartid.

No pause button? This isn't going to fly at work. Not everyone is still in their parent's basement Woot.

This is awesome!

Wait, no, I mean the opposite. This is Jatravartid. At least put in a pause button, no way I'm going straight to level 7/8/9/10 without boss seeing.

perdooky wrote:This link still looks to be working:

https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-30

I can't get past level 2, but the link worked. Here's proof:

Why do people keep posting this? It doesn't work and even if it did it would mean THATs random too...and where did this "mystery" link come from? It's over it's Woot employees posting that crap and keeping people's hopes up that either the game works or there are ways around it.

Even if I lucked out and made it to the correct level of the CrapShoot, would I get another truly crappy Big o' Cosmos like I did last time: a remote control helicopter that someone had busted and glued back together. The crappiest part was that Woot wouldn't consider sending me a replacement.

Crapped Out