holyitz wrote:and exposing your meatball breastesses

Oh, hunny.....

Mine are MUCH bigger than meatballs. ;)

Btw, they're real....and they're spectacular.

ReginaFilangee wrote:Oh, hunny.....

Mine are MUCH bigger than meatballs. ;)

Btw, they're real....and they're spectacular.

uh, we can see your meatball breasteses in ur picture! and takes one to know one ms suck up!!
LOL

ReginaFilangee wrote:Oh, hunny.....

Mine are MUCH bigger than meatballs. ;)

Btw, they're real....and they're spectacular.

a couple bags of coconuts??? lol

sarahgoing wrote: and takes one to know one ms suck up!!
LOL

Why, I don't know WHAT you're talking about....

*whistles and looks up around ceiling innocently*

I have to say, of all the creative ways woot! has deployed the Big o' Cosmos this by far was my favorite.

joshtheitguy wrote:I have to say, of all the creative ways woot! has deployed the Big o' Cosmos this by far was my favorite.

idk. last years was probably impossible to beat IMO

My level 1 has a shipping status, with the default settings, and an estimated delivery date of the 9th. Still waiting for tracking on my level 2 and 4 BOCs

threepiecewoot wrote:That sounds about right.

The assembly line should be in full swing tomorrow.

As always, I'll let you guys know when the last BoC rolls off our docks.

Thanks everyone.

Thank you, and WOOT! for all the fun we have with this.

ReginaFilangee wrote:Oh, hunny.....

Mine are MUCH bigger than meatballs. ;)

Btw, they're real....and they're spectacular.

PICTURES or it DIDN'T HAPPEN!!! LOL!

webpagedude wrote:Sucks to be a Mac owner and have a Flesh game like this, april fools on you!

I have a Mac and had no issues with the game...

Just checked tracking, mine should be arriving tomorrow.

ReginaFilangee wrote:Make sure you get them to put the GOOD stuff (and the special letter) in mine, pretty please.

BTW, has anyone told you lately how utterly HANDSOME and SEXY you are?

*flutters eyelashes in a shameful attempt for my Southern Womanly charms to influence you*

Hmm. That's an interesting approach towards ThreePieceWoot. I didn't know she swung that way, but whatever floats your boat.

rhmurphy wrote:Hmm. That's an interesting approach towards ThreePieceWoot. I didn't know she swung that way, but whatever floats your boat.

Yeah! What's with the masculocentric presumptions of the high ranking Woot! leadership? Oppressors! Just wait 'til they release the Women of Woot! calendars. You'll see.

MBrulla wrote:Close...

TPW walks out, kicks the warehouse racking and whatever falls from the racking into the boxes is shipped. Then she goes back to her massage therapist and posts a shipping update from her 24k gold ipad3.

TPW is a girl?

My shipping info has appeared on FedEx as well! They've got it at the depot in Irving, TX.

The usual default size of 1.0 lbs/.5 kg. Grow, little package, GROW! I've got kids that want a box of MP3 players!

no track by reference information for me yet, guess that means TPW is lovingly crafting my letter

efprofessor wrote:There was some debate earlier about whether there were letters in the January and March crapfests because...Any word on the matter?

Between the lines I think TPW is saying letters still go out.

The person TPW replied to was hoping the tradition (of letters) was still alive. And she responds by saying she's a fan of tradition. It's probably the best answer we're getting.

rhmurphy wrote:Hmm. That's an interesting approach towards ThreePieceWoot. I didn't know she swung that way, but whatever floats your boat.

Oops.....Haven't been in the forums for awhile. Gender misidentification. *blush*

No track by reference yet. It's only Wednesday, so there is still lots of time.

Take your time Threepiecewoot! I'm in no rush >_>

JRuegg wrote:Between the lines I think TPW is saying letters still go out.

The person TPW replied to was hoping the tradition (of letters) was still alive. And she responds by saying she's a fan of tradition. It's probably the best answer we're getting.

I agree. It sounds to me the letters were sent and just not reported... *blasphemy*!

letter or not i will youtube my bag of clovers.........

mrobey614 wrote:GOT A WOOT TURKEY!!!! Maybe I will get some spectacular crap for being lucky enough to accomplish this. I did not even have to cheat like some of the others apparently figured out a way to do... Still curious though... Would it have been possible to get a 4th?? I tried until 6am. Possibly April Fool's on me.


on 4/1/2011, you successfully wooted.
order 3315XXXX
You want 1

Random Crap - Level 1
You ordered 3 Random Crap.
which each cost $3.00
for a subtotal of $3.00
plus shipping + $5.00
for a total of $8.00


on 4/1/2011, you successfully wooted.
order 3315XXXX
You want 1

Random Crap - Level 2
You ordered 3 Random Crap.
which each cost $3.00
for a subtotal of $3.00
plus shipping + $5.00
for a total of $8.00


on 4/1/2011, you successfully wooted.
order 3315XXXX
You want 1

Random Crap - Level 3
You ordered 3 Random Crap.
which each cost $3.00
for a subtotal of $3.00
plus shipping + $5.00
for a total of $8.00

oh man! i didn't even know that was possible. i figured, like always, it was 1 crap per person. oh well...

this is my first Big o' Cosmos, no matter what I get it will be spectacular.

redscot68 wrote:You know, It's well over due that I start posting my CARP scores on here. Over the next few days I will start trying to backtrack my Big o' Cosmos scores on the tracking site for all to see. I apologize to all for being so delinquent on this.

You know, it's been a while since I've posted my Bags as well. I guess I can start doing that again.

rhmurphy wrote:Hmm. That's an interesting approach towards ThreePieceWoot. I didn't know she swung that way, but whatever floats your boat.

I was kind of wondering. I had heard TPW was one of us Then I heard everyone talk like TPW is a dude. Avatar looks very dude-ish. Handwriting is not feminine (though that doesn't mean anything).

TPW has never really said one way or the other.

Oh well, doesn't make me no nevermind. I think TPW is terrific, no matter which way the swing swings.

rhmurphy wrote:Hmm. That's an interesting approach towards ThreePieceWoot. I didn't know she swung that way, but whatever floats your boat.

Since ThreePieceWoot is a woman, I know just how to charm her into giving me a letter.

Dear ThreePieceWoot,

I am a man. You are a woman. Do you know what that means? Yes, it means we're both people, but it means so much more. It means I have a Y where you have an X. If you can't see me right now, let me tell you what I'm doing. I'm raising and lowering my eyebrows now and giving you some nice winks. No, I'm not in pain. It's just me, being...me.

It also means that I can do something for you if you put a letter in my box. I will make your wildest dreams come true. I will do what no other man, or should I say "boy", on this forum can do for you. I am truly a man. So, I will leave you alone and not try to hit on you if I can get that letter.

Gracias,

Sr. Lagarto

Okay, so I wouldn't hit on her anyway for a long list of reasons, but I figured it can't hurt since the boxes are likely filled and sealed before the shipping labels are applied.

If they're not, I'll look forward to my box of broken headphones. It's only $8.

zzzzz78759 wrote:I was kind of wondering. I had heard TPW was one of us Then I heard everyone talk like TPW is a dude. Avatar looks very dude-ish. Handwriting is not feminine (though that doesn't mean anything).

TPW has never really said one way or the other.

Maybe TPW is a he/she??? LOL

(Not trying to pick on you, TPW....I haven't been around the forums for a few years so hadn't been able to determine from the tone of your posts, and subconsciously thought "male" when I saw your avatar, plus the 3-piece part made me think of a man's suit. Sorry for the confusion on my part!!!)

I guess you could always try the other way..

Dear Threepiecewoot.... you're a man.. I'm a man... since I'm pretty sure we both like the females, lets hop on over to one of the finest "female dancer" establishments DFW has to offer. I shall then buy you a drink and get you drunk to where we go back to the woot HQ and you find my Big o' Cosmos, put a juicy letter inside, and put in my order for 10,000 plastic figurines of some sort.


Let me know when you want to do this escapade, dearest ThreePieceWoot.

How the FRACK does a WOOT-BOT get 4 quality posts?!?

TPW is a man. He's 40.

jaymanmsu wrote:TPW is a man. He's 40.

Fail. Embarrassing Fail. Sorry, don't know where the misimpression came from (deals.woot forums I believe.)

I'm probably just mixing different woot staff up. Or some other invalid excuse.

rhmurphy wrote:Fail. Embarrassing Fail. Sorry, don't know where the misimpression came from (deals.woot forums I believe.)

I'm probably just mixing different woot staff up. Or some other invalid excuse.

It was a reference to that football coach's meltdown a couple years ago. Perhaps a
youtube link will clear this up.

I'm waiting for the day that woot decides to put an empty envelope in every Big Orphaned Cetacea sent out.

jaymanmsu wrote:TPW is a man. He's 40.

TPW is either a lawyer or a native Texan human thesaurus, uses terms like "oneirologist" and "fiduciary responsibility ", and has an unexplained connection to Rollie Fingers.

May the Woot Gods bless all the cheaters with 3 broken aqua globes and a 2010 fact or crap calendar

dear TPW,
i am an old woman. you are whatever you are. i still would love a letter in my Big o' Cosmos.
pallets of monkeys accepted here.

TPW is actually Ronald macDonald in disguise, his name comes from the 6 piece macnuggets. so he created three piece woot to be on the downlow. but finally the secret is out , sorry to blowyour cover tpw.......

I have no tracking number and track by reference doesn't show up but I received my level 10 crap today! it arrived USPS
1 pair of pink head phones
2 sound share ipod headphone splitters
2 pair of ear warmers
1 western digital passport skin
1 non working toy barbie cell phone
1 electronic drum shirt
2 6 packs cedar grilling planks
1 recycled tote bag

not a bad haul, thanks woot!
Hubby is very excited about the cedar planks, maybe my roomba will come in his level 9 bag?

jaymanmsu wrote:Fellow level 8ers: Let's take our posts to the level 10 thread. I know some of you are snobs about level 8, but going to the level 10 thread will let us consolidate on commiseration on the crapperation.

Which would be where?

Oh, right! HERE!

(Hey, it beats digging through the blog history...)