11chapinc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages 11chapinc

flip a coin. If you get six heads in a row play this game beat level six and buy your crap. otherwise drop it

kokoko


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kokoko

I like the idea of the game but it bites when you're on your mobile and it doesn't let you play. Finally when I actually have a chance at getting a Big o' Cosmos I can't play.

DigMe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages DigMe

Gah.. When Woot was on level 3 I made it past several times and couldn't buy the Big o' Cosmos. just an error string every time.

fishman644


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fishman644

Don't have time for Jatravartid kid games. This is bs.

jebuttry


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jebuttry

Forget it!!! I don't have time for this!

maxout623


quality posts: 2 Private Messages maxout623

You know, I was going to critique the game's design, but I think any awfulness it has was purposeful. They just wanted to drink our delicous, delicous tears.

WootBot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages WootBot

Staff

Random Crap - Level 7

Speed to First Woot:
15m 29.665s
First Sucker:
dadave
Last Wooter to Woot:
birdboy06
Last Purchase:
8 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 14% of Woot.com Woots
Top 8% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 0% of Woot.com Woots
Top 0% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 5% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 31% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

21%
1%
1%
1%
0%
0%
0%
0%
1%
3%
1%
1%
2%
1%
10%
19%
23%
6%
1%
1%
3%
1%
0%
1%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
11%
30%
30%
20%
4%
2%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting



wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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Random Crap - Level 7
$3.00 + $5 Shipping
Condition: Crappy

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

Beylan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Beylan

Well this sucks. Not about to risk getting fired for playing games at work while trying to get a Big o' Cosmos.

F that.

Hilz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Hilz

If you're one of the 11% who got this as their first Woot, congrats you lucky son of.... oh yeah, and welcome!

snakebite315


quality posts: 0 Private Messages snakebite315
Kerig wrote:Woot FAIL!

Game is random.
Game is poorly designed.
Game is slow.
Customers are slugs in Woot's eyes.
Customers now enraged.
Customers time is wasted so they can spend $ at Woot.com?
Server crashes...over and over.
Bad April Fools joke, not even funny...just dumb!

I can got on and on, but I've never seen a company's such total disregard for its customer. Maybe it was funny in theory, but this turned into an EPIC FAIL. Plus customers are also directing their frustration on mama company, Amazon.

This Friday or Monday morning I sure wouldn't want to be the guys that dreamed this one up! The joke will may on them.

Funny April Fools Woot. What's your next act, yelling FIRE in a packed theater? Hilarious!



Waaaaa Waaaaa
Don't be such a baby

MGodefrin


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MGodefrin

Can I Get the mp3 of the Music?, With Big o' Cosmos effects as well?

Great Job to whoever created this wonderful game we all play.

Helenr1966


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Helenr1966


Level 6 All gone.

Doza


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Doza

Here we go again!

Thewacokid


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Thewacokid

You've got to be frickin' kidding me. Level 7?


Sometimes I really really hate Woot. This is definitely one of those times. I like challenges. I don't like nearly impossible challenges based purely on random warpin' luck.

darno


quality posts: 0 Private Messages darno

cute but either you want to sell me the crap or you don't which is it!

mikeknight01


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mikeknight01

I surrender. No Brutally Orphaned Condors for me:'(

btls64


quality posts: 0 Private Messages btls64

the bag is a lie!!
the bag is a lie!!
the bag is a lie!!
the bag is a lie!!
the bag is a lie!!
help

Netphish


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Netphish

You must get to level 6 to order. The force is not strong enough within this one. Good luck Wooting my friends!

moejones88


quality posts: 0 Private Messages moejones88

I really wish this was a skilled based game, and not a luck based game...

agreed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages agreed

Man, straight FUDGE April 1. Fudge it in the hindquarters.

LBeria


quality posts: 5 Private Messages LBeria

I couldn't get to Level 6....now there's a Level 7??? I know when I've been bested by a Flesh-based game....time to try and drive the tune out of my head now.

Purchases: Too many to track anymore but only 3 Birthday of Celebrations since 2006.

Only the good die young.... But most people are morally ambiguous which explains our random dying patterns....

andresehn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages andresehn

Badly coded game. Every time I've died it's because of two objects taking up both lanes right as I cross them... and that's a LOT of dying...

cubswoo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cubswoo

THE SALT MUST FLOW.

fishman644


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fishman644
fishman644 wrote:Don't have time for Jatravartid kid games. This is bs.



Woot is g h e y !

kenrehmann


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kenrehmann

It wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have areas that are unpassable because of 2 objects coming at the same time.

hb1985


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hb1985

Epic fail so Jatravartid.

terminalfx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages terminalfx
TheDarkKnight20 wrote:cool idea..but it would be better if it was more difficult to beat..rather than impossible when you get blocked on both paths



This is exactly why I never saw lvl 4, even after 20 mins of attempts.

BobatKarps


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BobatKarps

Later for this. I'm a loyal Wooter, but this ain't worth the trouble.

MaskedMarvel


quality posts: 11 Private Messages MaskedMarvel
Random Crap - Level 3
Current numbers (updated each minute)
First sucker: MaskedMarvel
Speed to first woot: 16m 28.030s
Wooter to blame for sellout: TSFirestorm
Sellout time: 2:39:56 AM Central Time
Order pace: 0m 12.269s
Woot wage: $880.28 (revenue per hour)
Total woots: 750



lol.. Thanks woot!

dekoquonut


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dekoquonut

Dear Woot,

too many cookies.

- Ain't there nothin' I can take?

SuperTully


quality posts: 32 Private Messages SuperTully

Wow, this brings me back to the days of playing paperboy, and getting stuck at level 3 just like I am here!

NJT - Woot!

thaskaman


quality posts: 15 Private Messages thaskaman

now sucessfully dodged 3 doubles in a row shockingly

and got my multipler really high up again




but same thing, i reach 5 or 6 and it crashes


Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)
we're sorry
No crap for you yet... beat Level 6 and maybe you'll be worthy.


april fools?

Pomicio


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Pomicio

Where is the game at

Who will save your soul?

luciushillbrand


quality posts: 0 Private Messages luciushillbrand

I hit every single house, and before the end of the first level I get double blocked. Worst game evar. Yet I need to play it so I can get some crap.

fluffenutter2006


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fluffenutter2006
Thewacokid wrote:You've got to be frickin' kidding me. Level 7?


Sometimes I really really hate Woot. This is definitely one of those times. I like challenges. I don't like nearly impossible challenges based purely on random warpin' luck.



The description says we are going to level 10...level 7 is no surprise.

qwertyasd


quality posts: 13 Private Messages qwertyasd

Level 7 and I'm outa here.

df19808


quality posts: 0 Private Messages df19808

Rats. I had it but wasn't logged in.

ton80


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ton80

greatest april fools prank ever

Doghnut


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Doghnut

Is it impossible to win? Is that the joke? Bc I always lose due to two things hitting me...