Woot!

Y U No Like Me?

It's a prank, because the game only lets you fire the Big Orphaned Cetacea 6x while trying to get to Level 7.

I love it!!
Wootstock

ComputerCarl wrote:Quick...

https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/481a5cf0-42fb-47e1-990d-0dd609b2a3da/random-crap-29

Worked for me, but who knows...

Thank. You. I had one at midnight, and the server timed out, and the past hour of trying to beat a seemingly impossible game was too much.

bsamm97 wrote:Woot!

Y U No Like Me?

lol ^

the road is blocked simultaneously!! this is bull-honky!

what a frustrating game. I either lag and can't see what is coming (only a few times) or die because of the two objects side by side and no way to pass. Its enough to play over and over, but not enough to devote the time away from work for. Ohh well, good luck.

Maybe one of those 100 million points guys will give us their secret to getting that high a score in the first level or 2...

I just don't get the game-play. It doesn't take Woot to let me know I have bad luck, but for some reason it hurts more than the usual bad luck I have...especially when I've bought so much from them. I haven't reached the 100 level yet, but geez...I'm way past the 3-9 purchases. No respect, I tell ya. Thanks for making me feel like a worthless customer, Woot. I don't have all the fancy shmancy hardware that the geeks do so that they never miss a Boiled Old Cat during Woot-offs. I thought this would be my only chance to get one, but it looks like the geeks and nerds are still victorious. Congratulations, geeks and nerds! :-)

I've been a woot-er since the first year, when it was just a simple one-page site, before the woot-offs, before eggplant purple and this weird shade of green, before t-shirts and wine and all that other stuff. I've never been able to get a bag-o-crap. I always wished there was some way that merit would come into play, and I remember telling woot that in the early days.

Well, today I got pretty excited... I figured, this time, I'll finally be able to get a bag-o-crap. But nope. This game is terribly slow and I can never get past level 3 because of double-blockers. I'm off to work, still bag-o-crap-less.

I'll post a couple screenshots later of double-blocked deaths, but I'm sure you've all seen it too.

chrishoyt wrote:Dear Woot- Thank you for making an April Fools game that makes people mad due to faulty low end crappy coding. All my deaths are due to two objects taking up the entire path making no route passable. A Flesh coding for Dummies book would have taught you how to prevent that even! I hope you didn't pay a programmer much for this game!

Me TOO!!! ERRRR!!!! So close, yet so far...

No way they would have taken a bad system of getting a Big o' Cosmos and made it worse.

April Fools on us, we all fell for it like Arthurs. I'm done with w00t

moejones88 wrote:I really wish this was a skilled based game, and not a luck based game...

This is REALLY annoying. Every time I've even gotten to level 2, I get obstacle & "enemy" & my slug/snail converging simultaneously. I don't have time for this

I'm so sick of this addicting game. I've gotten to level 6 twice and then always get hit by two things coming at once. SUCKS!

Today on Woot!:

How to annoy many of your customers!

I'm joining the quitters...I appreciate the effort to make Big o' Cosmos last a bit longer, but this particular game is ridiculous.

I'm at level 9 and still going on the other screen...where's my crap??!

You guys are killing me! I don't just need to be fast on the "I want it button" but now I have to play my way in to see if there's any crap left...Too funny!

Big o' Cosmos not worth pos game

You guys are killing me! I don't just need to be fast on the "I want it button" but now I have to play my way in to see if there's any crap left...Too funny!

what am I doing wrong. I think I got to level 12, and says I qualified to order some "crap"....but when I click on "I want one"...it just takes me to the game again?

Date: April Fool's Day
Place: Woot!.com
Result: I, on the other hand, get it. Nice one, Woot!.
:-)

hey way to make it impossible for people who woot at work to buy anything.

4 Hours into this now. Really want to sleep but I won't give up now. :o(

This is the most ridiculous waste of time; good going Woot. Not worth it at ALL.

francisgojcaj wrote:ditto but about 2.5 hours. about to give it a few more tries and hang up my gloves.

Ive been at it since midnight (Central Time) Fun fun :/

kenrehmann wrote:It wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have areas that are unpassable because of 2 objects coming at the same time.

+1 Totally agree... that makes it unpassable.

The so called game is another Bucket of Carp

Lives would be nice instead of restarting from the very beginning, and yes as the others have voiced their frustrations, there is a glitch where you will have two items come at you at once, perhaps make three lanes with an override only allowing two to be filled at the same time.

So I beat the level and the order the Big Orphaned Cetacea turned yellow, but it wont allow me to purchase...so is this a april fools or what? what am i doing wrong. any help is much appreciated.

Bah-bop-bop-bop-bop-BOP...Bah-bop-bah-bop-bop-bop. Bah-bop-bop-bop-bop-BOP...Bah-bop-bop-bop-bop-BOP...Bop bop BAH-BWAAAHWAWAWAWA....

*sigh*

Lol, Woot finally making us work for our crap.

blast

Yeah, I'm going to sit here all day playing this game that was coded incorrectly in a chance to get lucky to not have 2 items coming at me on each row. This is not worth the Big Orphaned Cetacea it's printed on.

Bestdarntootingood wrote:Me TOO!!! ERRRR!!!! So close, yet so far...

i mean seriously? two things top and bottom no way around, seriously?

I'm stuck at 3. Unfortunately I am following the woot off from work as I'm sure a lot of people are so do not have time to sit and play this game over and over before getting busted. So, I think I'll keep my job thanks! Hope they post the next item soon.

TaiZ wrote:I made it to level 6, only to be warped back to level 1. I give up.

TaiZ, it only goes to level 4. After that it goes back to level "1" which is level five. They only made 4 levels, and it repeats through them for the consecutive levels. So your second time through level 2 would be level 6, second time through 3 would be level 7, etc.

Freaking impossible......made it through the first three levels without missing any delivery targets and still only had ~40k when hit with both lanes clogged.

ive spent 5 hours on this...giving up on the game and on woot

no crap for me, IT ain't lettin' it/me through
dang!

Wow.. the nerdrage is strong in this forum. Must be new people or something, because Woot has always been about strange/wackiness/humor in their methods.

At least playing a game I can't possibly win is more entertaining than getting continual errors then finally making it through only to see sold out notes.

As for the game itself, I haven't even made it past level 2 without getting a parallel attack. Sometimes it even hits me at level 1.