it tells me not to bogart the crap

suck it, woot! I don't need more crap anyways. Joke is on you...

I can't ever get the game to load. it shows the rules, counts to 100% and then just shows white boxes trailing forever. I let it sit for 10 minutes once, came back and still nothing.

nerdtasticalone wrote:Can we get more than one?

nope just tried

Dear W00t,

I would like to buy a random Big Orphaned Cetacea. It is too bad that the only way to beat your game is to either cheat or be extremely lucky. OR you are pulling an Aprils Fools joke that does nothing but annoy your customers because the game is pure luck and no skill?

In conclusion, YOU SUCK W00T.
I am going to go cheat at your game instead of playing it.
Cheers

guess we gotta wait til the new link is posted by someone

perdooky wrote:How to order a Big o' Cosmos:

1. Log in to Woot
2. Enter the following URL into your browser:

https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-30

3. Press Enter
4. If it doesn't bring you to the buy page, re-enter the URL into your browser and press enter again

Some people say it's taken them 50+ times to work, others only a few times. Don't worry that it shows you in kids.woot. After the purchase the Big o' Cosmos will be listed under your woot.com account.

I tried it a few times with no luck, and figured ha ha on me. Then I tried again in "incognito" and there it was.

nerdtasticalone wrote:Can we get more than one?

no.

southernbelle8 wrote:except for the fact that... YOU DON'T HAVE TO WIN THE GAME TO GET THE CRAP. Geeze people.

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO WIN THE GAME TO GET THE CRAP"

What do you mean? how did you get around the game?

I beat the game and then used the link. The link took me to kids.woot like everyone else, BUT then I clicked the bags-oooo-ccrraappp icon where the sites are listed and then the buy one and it worked. Thanks woot.

linksdeity wrote:This game is nothing but unavoidable deaths. How is anyone getting past like level four without two things blocking your path at the same time and being forced to just start over.

Also I played this game to level 4 last night and It said I got a Big o' Cosmos but the link just restarted the game. AWESOME!

Not missing the targets seems to reduce the number of unavoidable hurdles. (beat lvl 9 and am now happily waiting for a bag of feces)

perdooky wrote:How to order a Big o' Cosmos:

1. Log in to Woot
2. Enter the following URL into your browser:

https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-30

3. Press Enter
4. If it doesn't bring you to the buy page, re-enter the URL into your browser and press enter again until you are brought to the buy page


So are you supposed to purchase what shows up as the Kids woot and that's really the Big o' Cosmos? It just shows the Kids Woot site.

Some people say it's taken them 50+ times to work, others only a few times. Don't worry that it shows you in kids.woot. After the purchase the Big o' Cosmos will be listed under your woot.com account.

got to go potty

SWEET!
I got Level 2 before work and level 8 just a little while ago. Couldn't get level 7 but that quick up/down arrow trick I read saved me big time.

Great Day!!!

I'm sorry, I have been able to order Big o' Cosmos's for years, and spending 10 minutes to get one was too long, AND NOW YOU MUST PLAY A GAME! That is TRUELY CRAP. This is what turned me off on woot a few years ago, and is starting over again. Thanks for the memories .......

This crap is crap, I want my Big Orphaned Cetacea not a crap game! WOOT! PLEASE, LET ME ORDER MY CRAP!!! I have never gotten a Big Orphaned Cetacea before, the crap always sold out, and now you still have crap but won't let it be my crap unless I play your crap game for many crappy hours until I beat a certain crap level that keeps getting higher every time I play like crap!

Got to level five. Unfortunately, now have to be productive instead. I like the game and concept though! :D

nerdtasticalone wrote:Can we get more than one?

You must not bogart the crap.

The level 9 url

{order enabled="false" url="https://sslwww.woot.com/wantone/9d24b680-1b0e-438e-a873-507570dc6df4"}No crap for you yet... beat Level 9 and maybe you'll be worthy.{/order}

And if you try again "Hey, you already got your Big o' Cosmos. Don't bogart the crap."

I know the link is a lie and i'm being trolled but i can't stop.

woot has tapped the resources of people who love Flesh games



just give me a hint. please. anything. Ill stop buying shirts and buy something else.

I'm seeing people with posting levels of 187, 666 nice..

Oh crap, I couldn't get passed level 2 when it was still level 6 to reach for the crappy bag! Crap.

I got to level 0 and then got me to levl 9. The Big Old Cosmos really is impossible!

perdooky wrote:How to order a Big o' Cosmos:

1. Log in to Woot
2. Enter the following URL into your browser:

https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-30

3. Press Enter
4. If it doesn't bring you to the buy page, re-enter the URL into your browser and press enter again until you are brought to the buy page

Some people say it's taken them 50+ times to work, others only a few times. Don't worry that it shows you in kids.woot. After the purchase the Big o' Cosmos will be listed under your woot.com account.

You cannot purchase multiple Big o' Cosmos's from different levels.

It worked for me. Had to paste the link many times but it finally went through!

Kinda whack how the road is blocked of completely by an obstacle and and incoming object, there absolutely no way to avoid it We, the Hitchhikers?

It would be good if the game were not impossible to win at times (things coming at you in both lanes). Every single try, I had an unavoidable death. Let's do slot machines next time, it'll be less frustrating.

https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-30

worked for me!

I actually hate this more than getting a 404 page

How do people score so many points just finishing level one? Death is unavoidable every time i play...its annoying. I want my April fools bag o crap!!!

jesstopher1 wrote:

NICE!!!

iamsenorcoche wrote:I know the link is a lie and i'm being trolled but i can't stop.

woot has tapped the resources of people who love Flesh games



just give me a hint. please. anything. Ill stop buying shirts and buy something else.

Here's a hint... the effing link is real...

perdooky wrote:How to order a Big o' Cosmos:

1. Log in to Woot
2. Enter the following URL into your browser:

https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-30

3. Press Enter
4. If it doesn't bring you to the buy page, re-enter the URL into your browser and press enter again until you are brought to the buy page

Some people say it's taken them 50+ times to work, others only a few times. Don't worry that it shows you in kids.woot. After the purchase the Big o' Cosmos will be listed under your woot.com account.

You cannot purchase multiple Big o' Cosmos's from different levels.

The link DOES work!! I got level 8. Tried for leel 9 and this was the message:

Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)we're sorry
Hey, you already got your Big o' Cosmos. Don't bogart the crap.

I hate woot for this. I finally have enough money to buy crap. It's like the universe is working against me.

Is anyone else getting killed in the game when there seems to be no way to avoid crap on both levels coming toward you? This seems so rigged but I want this random crap so bad for some reason...

It worked for me after many, many times and I was able to complete order. Then on main page it was Level 9.

Now just have to wait for the crappy items to arrive. Then I can get fussed at for buying more crap.

I guess the question is "Is unknown crap better than the crap I already have or is all crap just crap."

Seems like people in Indiana really like random crap )

AbEnd wrote:It worked for me. Had to paste the link many times but it finally went through!

It only shows the glider when I push the gold button, 1 2 or 3 of them, do you just order one and it is actually a Big o' Cosmos?

Got my first ever Big o' Cosmos!

One more gargleblaster this is classic, first joke of the day will be the best joke of the day. Thank you WOOT you never disappoint!

megabite6d9 wrote:*sigh* I'm not going to risk getting fired for playing a game at work for one. Kinda Sirius GPP woot.

I am in the same situation. We work in an open environment, and unfortunately the colors of the game are not even close to our software.