This is terrible. Why would I waste my time?

MegaloX wrote:Level 8? I cant beat level 3.

Same here. We, the Hitchhikers? Why do we always get nailed with pinching obstacles??

Just FYI, link works. :D

My second Woot and it was THIS!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/nimrodjess/woot1edit.jpg

and


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/nimrodjess/woot2edit.jpg

iamsenorcoche wrote:I know the link is a lie and i'm being trolled but i can't stop.

just give me a hint. please. anything. Ill stop buying shirts and buy something else.

the link really works!!

I love how that link does not work every time. Makes it look like people are trolling, when it did in fact eventually go through.

I wont be wooting squat tonight... this is one Big Orphaned Cetacea that I just wont open. I should have checked this out when it was up to level 4.

the non working, un dodge able game, is driving me away from woot...

drafile2 wrote:I hate woot for this. I finally have enough money to buy crap. It's like the universe is working against me.

You finally have $8?

Can't bogart...guess no more for me. So is this a real wootoff once these sell out?

Escotch wrote:It only shows the glider when I push the gold button, 1 2 or 3 of them, do you just order one and it is actually a Big o' Cosmos?

No, and you shouldnt have to press the gold button, the link should take you straight to the buy page, and it should say 1 Big o' Cosmos. . Make sure to use the new link I posted in the beginning of this thread...
https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/9d24b680-1b0e-438e-a873-507570dc6df4/random-crap-31

Escotch wrote:It only shows the glider when I push the gold button, 1 2 or 3 of them, do you just order one and it is actually a Big o' Cosmos?

No. It would take you to the Big o' Cosmos order. Don't order unless it says Big o' Cosmos!

Don't order the gliders by mistake (unless you really eant them of course). If the link works for you, you will see Big o' Cosmos in the order, not gliders :-)

Woot is trying to get me fired!!!

Someone said there was a hint in the item description for how to beat it, but I see nothing hint-like.

This is truly crap. Last night I stood up for this, I got as far as level 4 (when bar was full for level 3) and no crap for me. Extremely bugged game, is that the joke?

It's a real bummer that the game wasn't working when I was playing around 1:00 am and it was only at level 3. Now it's beyond my old man reflexes.

Ah well, nice April Fools lesson there Woot!

piss on an ant...i only made it to level 4 before it went up to level 9...oy oy oy....I love me some crap...so sad I won;t be gettin any! I failed

I was so excited to see the Big Orphaned Cetacea. Then I found out that I have to beat a Jatravartid game to buy one; not a smart marketing move.

I know it's April Fool's day, but really! Guess you don't need revenue today...at least not mine.

Oh....you guys are awful!!

perdooky wrote:You finally have $8?

I hate to laugh at people down on their luck, but lol.

abateman wrote:I'm sorry, I have been able to order Big o' Cosmos's for years, and spending 10 minutes to get one was too long, AND NOW YOU MUST PLAY A GAME! That is TRUELY CRAP. This is what turned me off on woot a few years ago, and is starting over again. Thanks for the memories .......

Would https://sslsellout.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-31

or

https://sslwine.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-31

work?

This thing has me so pissed right now.

At this point, I have a better chance of getting a quality post than a Big Orphaned Cetacea.

stuntdriver wrote:SWEET!
I got Level 2 before work and level 8 just a little while ago. Couldn't get level 7 but that quick up/down arrow trick I read saved me big time.

Great Day!!!

What trick?

c00rdb wrote:Can't bogart...guess no more for me. So is this a real wootoff once these sell out?

Good question. Didn't see the link for the Woot-off theme song. So I wonder...

BS no way

there is something terribly wrong.here.

the points change just from going up and down randomly when you have time.

there is impassible parts.
for some reason I was able to erase the points board entries and make the whole thing just black. befre i did that by right clicking and holding down teh button an dswipeing the entries off. I noticed that some people listed have 2 million points and on level one.

how weird is that?

I am going to bed

Escotch wrote:It only shows the glider when I push the gold button, 1 2 or 3 of them, do you just order one and it is actually a Big o' Cosmos?

If you order the gliders, you will get the gliders for 30 bucks so don't do it unless you really want the gliders. Keep reloading the link https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-30 until you get the Big o' Cosmos order page. Worked for me -- got my Big o' Cosmos on level 8.

is this even possible to get? i keep getting two things at once that kill me and there's no way to get around them

Got my level 9 Bee-Oh-Cee using the link that ends in -31. must have tried like 100 times and it finally took me to the order page! I could not believe it. It really did work!

Ugh. Finally. Must have opened 100 tabs.

You want 1

Random Crap - Level 9
You ordered 3 Random Crap.

the link worked for me. Took me about 12 times pasting it into the browser, but then it went through. Yay for Crap!

computica wrote:this is Lamuellan. there's nothing you can do when the moving blockades meet the stationary blockades.

Sure there is... get frustrated and quit... that was a win for me.

Okay, guys, pretty amusing idea, but requiring wooters to finish a difficult game before buying is a great AFJ--requiring them to finish a literally impossible game (i.e., where there is absolutely no way around the double obstacles you throw) is just being a jerk.

OK, I will be damned but that Jatravartid link DID work. I probably opened it over 100 times (most using a quick html page with it on a link to open in a new window) and FINALLY it actually did it!

Hot DAMN!

THANKS WOOT!

perdooky wrote:How to order a Big o' Cosmos:

1. Log in to Woot
2. Enter the following URL into your browser:

https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-30

3. Press Enter
4. If it doesn't bring you to the buy page, re-enter the URL into your browser and press enter again until you are brought to the buy page

Some people say it's taken them 50+ times to work, others only a few times. Don't worry that it shows you in kids.woot. After the purchase the Big o' Cosmos will be listed under your woot.com account.

You cannot purchase multiple Big o' Cosmos's from different levels.

I really thought this was another joke, but it actually worked for me. :D

pgore wrote:I guess the question is "Is unknown crap better than the crap I already have or is all crap just crap."

"Better the crap you know than than the crap you don't"

I think if you got a level 1 you have the ability to get another...i was playing the game just for fun on level 8 and i was allowed to buy another... unfortunately it wont let me get a level 9

I was pissed at the game, gave up, cheack the message board and found the link
https://sslkids.woot.com/wantone/ae51a8dc-0910-445e-823e-182cda3c6d4d/random-crap-30
had to load it about 20 times but it worked and I finally got my first Bravo Oscar Charlie without having the rip my hair out on the Jatravartid game!

Hey everyone,

The link trick really did work.

on 4/1/2011, you successfully wooted.
order *******
You want 1

Random Crap - Level 9
You ordered 3 Random Crap.
which each cost $3.00
for a subtotal of $3.00
plus shipping + $5.00
for a total of $8.00