i have pasted variations of the links posted 200+ times. no worky. i'm not proud to admit that, but hey....


you don't have to lie to kick it, woot.

If Woot is going to have some self-respect for this new version of getting Big o' Cosmos's, they should punish the frauds that have to rely on published links instead of suffering through the game like the true winners.

Hey Woot, I assume you read your own message boards. Send these finks three Bon Jovi toothpicks in their bag. And do the same for those freaks that hacked the high score board. What is WRONG with people these days?

This was a triumph.

hld1970 wrote:It really, really, works. Take it from a long time wooter.

Yup, link works, just got mine. My first bag o' crap!

jesstopher1 wrote:ALT F4 = instant Big Orphaned Cetacea

Actually I think it's hitting CTRL+ALT+Delete over and over again...

Yea I played that damm game too many times before I found the link...did it 37 times and got my crap.

Thanks for a great April fool's woot! I knew I was doing something wrong but wasn't paying good attention to the comments. I finally really read the comments and now have my very own Bag of Cosmos! Thanks!

this is pissing me off....

i've tried the Jatravartid link like 100 times and it just keeps telling me to beat level 0.

what the hell i don't even

OH YEAH!!!! It worked for me too. I think I put the link in there about 20 times, then viola...the order page!! Thanks to everyone who put that out there. I wasted way to long playing the dumb game!

krandallsfury wrote:WOOT!!!


WORKED FOR ME!!! Only took 4 tries!

5 tries. always backed up to woot.com then reintered the url

OK, I am amazed. The link ending in 31 worked for me. It might end up being an April Fool's joke in the end. We shall see.

The link ending in ...31 worked! Only after 150+ tries haha but worth it!

Just saw this online:
http://www.bagsofcrap.com/boc_items/

I liked this woot off, much better then the who can click the button fastest woot offs...

Hey Woot, here's an idea for the future... why not reward long-time customers with some sort of race-car game... where you have to win a race to get the Big o' Cosmos, and the speed of your car is determined by the number of woots you've purchased?

ComputerCarl wrote:Here's a hint... the effing link is real...

Is this for real or are they really playing with us?

burns72 wrote:OK, I am amazed. The link ending in 31 worked for me. It might end up being an April Fool's joke in the end. We shall see.

I am thinking the same thing, maybe i'll the the "Gmail Motion" version of the Big o' Cosmos!!!

Yeah, this game is not fun. And pretty arrogant on woot's part to think that we should go through great lengths to order their products.

so for the first time ever, the Big o' Cosmos isn't sold out by the time i wake up at 6. no. now i have to try and sneak in a game with little to manueverability. been at this for how long now??? 40 mins? ain't gonna happen. april fool's on me. i gave it a shot,but damn. nowhere to go when the Jatravartid monkey's on the bottom and the puddle's on the top. Phhhttt. woot, i like you, but this sux.

Can you say age discrimination lawsuit. Only the young can get a Big Orphaned Cetacea. Us old poor guys have no chance.

That link works...I tried it probably 40+ times. The time it worked I actually used the one with a 31 at the end and added random numbers after it.

Surprised no one has mentioned you have to press Alt+F4 on that screen to make it work.

...and as for the picture link, look at that s-car-go! LOL LOL LOL win.

I just want the crap to stop so I can buy something besides crap.

This is Jatravartid as crap, some of us actually have to work in the real world and can't spend the time on this Jatravartid ass way of buying,

You guys really are evil. Stop messing with people.

After about 60 ties, I was sure the link was a bad April fool's joke, but the next one brought up the banjo!

jesstopher1 wrote:

I got to that point several times last night, but no joy after hitting the button.

We, the Hitchhikers?

Dang Brace of Coneys....you don't like me

straydog1980 wrote:this is pissing me off....

i've tried the Jatravartid link like 100 times and it just keeps telling me to beat level 0.

what the hell i don't even

Probably not played the game at all under your account.

This is a HUGE waste of time and a lot of crap I'm not willing to go through. April Fool's back atcha Woot. I won't be buying anything from you any time soon.

Dumbest thing Woot has ever done. Total waste of time. I go to Woot because going to the store was frustrating and time consuming. Now Woot is time consuming and frustrating. What's the point???

Yeah, this kinda sucks for those of us at work. Having a big colorful Flesh game up on the monitor is like a red target.

CRRRRRRRAAAAAP!!!!!

Just when I thought I'd get my very first bag o crap.....I crapped out!!!!!!

sirrix wrote:You guys really are evil. Stop messing with people.

we're not messing around, if it wern't april fools day you would be doing this over and over again...and then you'd be in our seat trying to convince other people to try this. i sware it works, all jokes aside, i don't play Jatravartid april fools jokes.

BS

sorry woot, i'd rather play E.T. for the Atari then that craptastic game you guys probably overpaid for! Great idea and all but I took my Three dollars to and online casino where i'd actually have a shot at beating the game and now I have 6 dollars, and i owe it all to you! Thanks!

Thanks for posting the links. Finally got my Big o' Cosmos!

What a week!!!! My first "quality post" designation, My first Big Orphaned Cetacea AND I lost five pounds...how could it get any better???

I like how so many people are complaining that a game called CRAPSHOOT is actually a crapshoot. Get over it.

wonder how many people bough gliders in error