3 hours later still sitting at 40% PLEASE GO AWAY IPAD!

Ok. I'll try a joke. What did the physcologist and hooker say to each other the next day after they slept together?

"$120 please".

I'd say that's a damn cheap physcologist. $120 for a whole night.

I thought Woot was supposed to offer dirt cheap price on obsolete electronics. Now they're making a profit of this thing?

I'll try a riddle.

A man walks into the bar and asks for a glass of water. The bar tender pulls out a shot gun and fires a round, nearly missing the man's head. The man said Thank you, left a tip, and walked out. Why the Thank you and tip?

I'll give you a second to ponder this one before I give the answer.

Just a heads up that it looks like this does NOT come with Apple's one-year warranty, so you will end up spending a lot of money out of pocket if it ever needs servicing.

joeguo16 wrote:I thought Woot was supposed to offer dirt cheap price on obsolete electronics. Now they're making a profit of this thing?

They probably bought them a month ago and since then everyone else has dropped their price. Woot overpaid for them so they have to price a little higher then everyone else just to get their money back.

richellelander wrote:I'll try a riddle.

A man walks into the bar and asks for a glass of water. The bar tender pulls out a shot gun and fires a round, nearly missing the man's head. The man said Thank you, left a tip, and walked out. Why the Thank you and tip?

I'll give you a second to ponder this one before I give the answer.

he shot a hole in a barrel of water next to the man's head?

richellelander wrote:I'll try a riddle.

A man walks into the bar and asks for a glass of water. The bar tender pulls out a shot gun and fires a round, nearly missing the man's head. The man said Thank you, left a tip, and walked out. Why the Thank you and tip?

I'll give you a second to ponder this one before I give the answer.

He had hiccups. That's why he asked for water, and the guy shot the gun to scare them away. The man was happy to have gotten rid of the hiccups, thanks the man, and leaves him a tip.

granitebutterfly wrote:Well, while I believe a popsicle in Antarctica would still last a looooong time, I wasn't trying to have a physics lesson or anything. It's a phrase, you know, like "That woman's heart is colder than a popsicle in Antarctica." Or maybe, "That rock star is cooler than a popsicle in Antarctica."

Rock stars and women both have mental issues.

granitebutterfly wrote:He had hiccups. That's why he asked for water, and the guy shot the gun to scare them away. The man was happy to have gotten rid of the hiccups, thanks the man, and leaves him a tip.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

10%!! So close!

Come on people with lots of money and no sense of deals.... buy buy buy buy

Anyone want to share a joke or riddle?

Please? I am soooooo bored.

richellelander wrote:For those of you who are as bored as I am:
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=46&sid=2333676

Funny because that happened the day I was there :D

One more gargleblaster the next item is COMING!~! brace yourselves!!! yeah1!!!1

ozo wrote:Funny because that happened the day I was there :D

Did you see any of the emergency personnel?

Aw We, the Hitchhikers the bar increased1!?!

jasona88 wrote:One more gargleblaster the next item is COMING!~! brace yourselves!!! yeah1!!!1

Oh please let it be a wagner paint sprayer or another crappy camera. Oh please!

How many Commandments can this Tablet hold? Ten? 11? 11 would be awesome as my speakers also go to 11.

MindlessAutomata wrote:Will this work with a mac?

no

here's a riddle:

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

8rittany wrote:How long do woots usually last? I want to sleep but the possibility of great deal looms over my head.

During a "Woot Off" it lasts until woot unloads the stuff on it's shelves, then they change the item. Normaly a woot last 24 hours (or until they sell-out).

But when you see the flashing lights "IT'S A WOOT-OFF!

adanhi wrote:here's a riddle:

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

Three?

What should have he said?

adanhi wrote:here's a riddle:

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.


What should have he said?

Four

yeah! sold out!

adanhi wrote:here's a riddle:

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

HOW MORE EASY MODE CAN YOU GO!? 3.

adanhi wrote:here's a riddle:

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

3
What should have he said?

In August the Itampoon, with 64gigs.

adanhi wrote:here's a riddle:

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

three? i'm guessing it was just what the previous dude said...

eric1244 wrote:three? i'm guessing it was just what the previous dude said...

four right??? the number of letters in the number??

adanhi wrote:here's a riddle:

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

I'd like to change my answer to 20.

richellelander wrote:Did you see any of the emergency personnel?

Unfortunately no, I would have laughed so hard I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

Then proceed to feel horrible for laughing at the old man

lol, most of you got it. it was "three" as in the number of letters in the number "ten"

startlifeendlife wrote:four right??? the number of letters in the number??

I retract my Jatravartid answer...i just misread the end part and thought he was given the number five for some reason....please relish in my stupidity

the funny part is i thought everyone else was being Jatravartid....at least im not a president or anything

eric1244 wrote:three? i'm guessing it was just what the previous dude said...

If you noticed, the first two guests said the number before the doorman replied. When the guy approached the door, the doorman spoke first. I'm guessing the answer is half of whatever number the first person said.

mathetes121 wrote:At the Verizon store 16gb wifi are 299, and 32gb wifi are 399. brand new.

Can you post the link for this pricing? I just looked at the Verizon Online Store and the cheapest they had was $429 with a MiFi device, which I am sure has a contract tagged on.

Thanks. K8C