Man, you guys never sell anything original since Amazon took over.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
Woot will make them pay for
Each LifeSign SpermCheck (marked down)

Man, you guys never sell anything original since Amazon took over.

time for the big finish!

sure hope the vasectomy was successful, or else " OH CRAP! "

Um er um, no comment.

Funny woot, woot. Funny Battlefield Earth (2000) I tell ya.

Man, you guys never sell anything original since Amazon took over.

People are actually buying these. O M G !

Will this work with a Mac?

W...T...H...!?!?
(I just had to join the roulette!)

for shame woot this is gender discrimination

- What's happening here, why are the products all changing?

How many tests can you do per day with this?

gender discrimination

do these work on flying monkeys? Mine went limp...

And next the DNA sequencing kit with primate genome definitions, and template Morningstar complex baselines. I may not get my Zombie Monkeys directly from WOOT!... but with Woot!'s help maybe I can make them!

thumperchick wrote:One more gargleblaster.

Blue balls followed by a Sperm Count Test?

You can't make this stuff up.

Best comment in this thread!!!!!

Just think of all the people that signed off early thinking this was over. Look what they missed!!

Excellent! An excuse to shoot a load into a cup again! Maybe my wife can help this time!

Slowest April Fool's. Ever. What's next? Home vasectomy kit for the technically inclined?

But, is it refurbished?

This item is going to take forever to sell out

I'd be embarrassed to be the first and last wooter. ( 0_0)

I wonder if we'll ever see a refurbished one up for sale?

Wow. Just, wow.

I can see these being really popular in the bars!!

Shouldn't it come with a magazine or something?

I went back and read the writeup after my initial post, I got 1 point :D

in for 10

hah. 5 pages of comments in a minute. too funny.

Surely this should be over on Kids.Woot.

Can also be used to time Sea Monkey races.

Is this for human use only?

Sorry, I only buy refurbished sperm tests.

Ok so does this thing come with any material to help the ... sperm ... come. .. out? Might as well buy one just so it shows up on my list of things purchased from woot for good laughs and good measure.

Does it come with a magazine?

A home sperm testing kit? Sweet!

ToasterP wrote:wait what now? is this a refurb, and is this mac compatible?

6 points!

In for 3...wish i could buy more, like rodney dangerfield said, the best thing about kids is...making em,

That's it, I'm going to bed. See you, everyone.