mandren


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mandren

Man, you guys never sell anything original since Amazon took over.

beezdotcom


quality posts: 4 Private Messages beezdotcom

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
Woot will make them pay for
Each LifeSign SpermCheck (marked down)

smehrnama


quality posts: 0 Private Messages smehrnama

Man, you guys never sell anything original since Amazon took over.

smerfherder


quality posts: 2 Private Messages smerfherder

time for the big finish!

sure hope the vasectomy was successful, or else " OH CRAP! "

lprcn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lprcn

Um er um, no comment.

mariod


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mariod

Funny woot, woot. Funny Battlefield Earth (2000) I tell ya.

JonW


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JonW

Man, you guys never sell anything original since Amazon took over.

hndrsnf


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hndrsnf

People are actually buying these. O M G !

jiggersgreen


quality posts: 38 Private Messages jiggersgreen

Will this work with a Mac?

alpayton


quality posts: 15 Private Messages alpayton

W...T...H...!?!?
(I just had to join the roulette!)

donnabejr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages donnabejr

for shame woot this is gender discrimination

tdrewmitchell


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tdrewmitchell

- What's happening here, why are the products all changing?

Th0r


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Th0r

How many tests can you do per day with this?

pajanz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pajanz

gender discrimination

tv2112


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tv2112

do these work on flying monkeys? Mine went limp...

duodec


quality posts: 14 Private Messages duodec

And next the DNA sequencing kit with primate genome definitions, and template Morningstar complex baselines. I may not get my Zombie Monkeys directly from WOOT!... but with Woot!'s help maybe I can make them!

Look upon my Avatar, ye whiny, and despair!

winelovernm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages winelovernm
thumperchick wrote:One more gargleblaster.

Blue balls followed by a Sperm Count Test?

You can't make this stuff up.



Best comment in this thread!!!!!

Just me.

bonniegibson


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bonniegibson

Just think of all the people that signed off early thinking this was over. Look what they missed!!

thegametech


quality posts: 5 Private Messages thegametech

Excellent! An excuse to shoot a load into a cup again! Maybe my wife can help this time!

Greetings from the Lord Humongous!

recursional


quality posts: 1 Private Messages recursional

Slowest April Fool's. Ever. What's next? Home vasectomy kit for the technically inclined?

Ignore This Line

kenmasters


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kenmasters

But, is it refurbished?

psychicsword


quality posts: 0 Private Messages psychicsword

This item is going to take forever to sell out

KidKobun


quality posts: 7 Private Messages KidKobun

I'd be embarrassed to be the first and last wooter. ( 0_0)

joe43wv


quality posts: 14 Private Messages joe43wv

I wonder if we'll ever see a refurbished one up for sale?

denela


quality posts: 2 Private Messages denela

Wow. Just, wow.


cnorborg


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cnorborg

I can see these being really popular in the bars!!

Woody1150


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Woody1150

Shouldn't it come with a magazine or something?

Tiamat114


quality posts: 48 Private Messages Tiamat114

I went back and read the writeup after my initial post, I got 1 point :D

teamcaptainjohn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages teamcaptainjohn

in for 10

jeeperwoot


quality posts: 29 Private Messages jeeperwoot

hah. 5 pages of comments in a minute. too funny.

malkav11


quality posts: 9 Private Messages malkav11

Surely this should be over on Kids.Woot.

Stilton


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Stilton

Can also be used to time Sea Monkey races.

DrOcto


quality posts: 1 Private Messages DrOcto

Is this for human use only?

PoorOldEdgarDerby


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PoorOldEdgarDerby

Sorry, I only buy refurbished sperm tests.

mastermike569


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mastermike569

Ok so does this thing come with any material to help the ... sperm ... come. .. out? Might as well buy one just so it shows up on my list of things purchased from woot for good laughs and good measure.

phatmass


quality posts: 1 Private Messages phatmass

Does it come with a magazine?

cherriebomb


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cherriebomb

A home sperm testing kit? Sweet!

vttym


quality posts: 2 Private Messages vttym
ToasterP wrote:wait what now? is this a refurb, and is this mac compatible?



6 points!

wooftejo99


quality posts: 2 Private Messages wooftejo99

In for 3...wish i could buy more, like rodney dangerfield said, the best thing about kids is...making em,

tdrewmitchell


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tdrewmitchell

That's it, I'm going to bed. See you, everyone.