It's $35 from their web site... And much cheaper than seeing a fertility specialist "just in case".


I'm sure there's some of you trying to make an excuse to shop on kids.woot, here's your chance to see if you, um, measure up.

SmartPost + Results in 30 Minutes = ?

Pick about any post.....


That's what she said.

I work in a nuclear plant so this is really helpful to me.

Is this a one-time-use product, or can I periodically check in on my boys from time to time?

Will this tell me when my husband's sperm isn't active enough so I can skip my BC?

we're gonna need a bigger collection cup

Now that wife can buy this to check her hubby's well equipped tool!

Now THAT is a Big Orphaned Cetacea!

LOLWUT

loves.
Oh woot.... you never cease to amaze me. I might get one just to see the look on my boyfriend's face when this arrives in the mail.

Great, now all the sidebar advertisements are showing pregnant ladies!

wollern wrote:Man, you guys never sell anything original since Amazon took over.

You missed the "never" bolding.

yanksfanry wrote:Now THIS should be sold by LiveStrong. Would make so much sense.

You beat me to it. Damn!

Lol. Semen.

First sucker: mleejr
Speed to first woot: 0m 2.424s

Seriously mleejr? You knew in less than 2 seconds that this was something you wanted/needed?

I bet the next item is...a Scooba...you know...to *ahem* clean up.

I'd like to see the
"Semen Transfer Device"
sold separately...

Why are there no other pictures?

Lots of Roulette winners up there...

3 points for me!

What happens if you can't get a big enough sample?

Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

I don't understand the game...

My boys can swim!

Kentucky leads in the race to see who is the most insecure about their virility.

richellelander wrote:Holly crap, this has been up for 4 minutes and there are 6 pages of comments? lol

Now 7.

recursional wrote:Slowest April Fool's. Ever. What's next? Home vasectomy kit for the technically inclined?

Or a combo deal with wine.woot!

This product will get the most comments of any item on a woot off -- excepting the actual Bag of Cookies.

chipt4 wrote:Thank god it's not refurbished..

instant classic right there

Does it come with directions?

love the right up, also does this work with my mac hahahaha!

"First sucker: mleejr"

I object to the terminology used here.

the upper mid-west seems to be very sure of its sperm count.

Colorado and Oklahoma leading the charge on this one.

I hope this becomes the next Leak Frog.

soo uhhhh how about something to get her in the mood next if the test results come back that my swimmers are all present and accounted for?

Finally! I always lose count around 250 million and have to start over.

I hope this is not used already.....

Speaking of roulette, this might almost be worth a buy just for gambling purposes. I can definitely see the betting potential in seeing who among your friends has the highest sperm count. Just so long as the testing was going on at separate times and places, otherwise that's a little hoopy.

There goin fast. Im hoping theyre just buying for the novelty haha