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“Do Not Cross Police Line” Shower Curtain

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.000s
First Sucker:
stimpy
Last Wooter to Woot:
fowldogg
Last Purchase:
3 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 23% of Woot.com Woots
Top 10% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 27% of Woot.com Woots
Top 25% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 3% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 20% < 10 woots
  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 53% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 69% bought 1
  • 17% bought 2
  • 14% bought 3

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wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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"Do Not Cross Police Line" Shower Curtain
$4.99 + $5 Shipping
Condition: New

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

thumperchick


quality posts: 233 Private Messages thumperchick

Do NOT come in here! I'm trying to get a sample for my sperm test!!!

oddlyjen


quality posts: 25 Private Messages oddlyjen

This is for the guy that just bought three of those sperm test kits, right?

lupine1732


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lupine1732

stop , in the name of love

dabills22


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dabills22

...Giggity

unknownlife


quality posts: 0 Private Messages unknownlife

DO WANT!

richellelander


quality posts: 18 Private Messages richellelander

Where's the blood? This sucks.

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. ~~Franklin P. Jones

ptucker2


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ptucker2

That's how my tub already looks.

a7895321


quality posts: 0 Private Messages a7895321

Hmm...Kinky or dirty?

kooshballwx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kooshballwx

need some privacy for your fertility test??

Lucky Birthday of Celebrations : 3/9/11 , 4/1/11, 12/6/11, 1/19/12, 4/25/12, 5/23/12, 8/23/13, 7/3/14, 7/11/14

:-) Keep Calm and Woot On

Stilton


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Stilton

VREET! VREET! VREET! VREET!

yanksfanry


quality posts: 0 Private Messages yanksfanry

I'm not going to be able to justify spending 10 bucks on this, but it's kind of cool. If I lived in a dorm or a frat house I'd be all over this.

teamcaptainjohn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages teamcaptainjohn

things are getting weird

ebarker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ebarker

ha. awesome

gaugh753


quality posts: 2 Private Messages gaugh753

Behind this curtain is where you're supposed to test your home swimming kit

I consider a looseness with words equatable to looseness of the bowels
-John Calvin

sandbar67


quality posts: 14 Private Messages sandbar67

it looks like the water would seep through that

animefanboy123


quality posts: 2 Private Messages animefanboy123

dead body in teh tub...

kingmny


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kingmny

Might want to use this if you are gonna use the previous item in the shower.

CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX

Do not cross. The police will be forced to come and investigate a murder case if you do.

JohnWooten


quality posts: 4 Private Messages JohnWooten

That really would tie the room together...

Lotsa stuff...

todaresq


quality posts: 75 Private Messages todaresq

Blue Balls... SpermCheck... Crime Scene Tape in the shower... I think they are starting CSI:woot!

ridenslide


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ridenslide

Gotta have one......NOT!!!!!

ger19wmu


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ger19wmu

Gotta say, the last few items make up for all the hours watching and waiting!

woot suckered me into spending more money I don't have again!

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

Blue balls, sperm test, shower curtain. Obviously woot wants us to make babies.

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

gerrags


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gerrags

Place to hide to use your test

meganmarie05


quality posts: 0 Private Messages meganmarie05

Awesome!!!

sdkammer


quality posts: 29 Private Messages sdkammer
thumperchick wrote:Do NOT come in here! I'm trying to get a sample for my sperm test!!!



Unless you want to help...

kinzoku


quality posts: 17 Private Messages kinzoku

Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!

mandren


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mandren

GREAT zoomed pic

rikushix


quality posts: 2 Private Messages rikushix
thumperchick wrote:Do NOT come in here! I'm trying to get a sample for my sperm test!!!



Amazing.

This has been the best evening for what was so far a very hit or miss woot-off.

Silly goose.

MagicalHippy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MagicalHippy

Best woot off ever i don't even care if i miss the Big Orphaned Cetacea

jhonka


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jhonka

in for 2

inthegroove


quality posts: 3 Private Messages inthegroove

This is great! I'm having a "Psycho" party next weekend!

inthegroove

sliverfas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sliverfas

I swear my EX could use this...

OneComputerKid


quality posts: 2 Private Messages OneComputerKid

Do you buy this after you get the horror movie shower curtain?

bakerzdosen


quality posts: 13 Private Messages bakerzdosen

Nothing says "stay the night" like this.

And zebra sheets.

keithphughes


quality posts: 0 Private Messages keithphughes
oddlyjen wrote:This is for the guy that just bought three of those sperm test kits, right?



I bought three just in case.

orubin


quality posts: 7 Private Messages orubin

its mostly clear. Will not hide you when using your sperm tester kit or your blue balls.

If you have blue balls, you should have bought the test kit too.