Damnit! They would have to be the Giant ones! I promised my fiance that I wouldn't buy any monkeys THIS time since I bought 2 Carps on 4/1! But, but, They're the giant ones and I didn't get the Big o' Cosmos this time!

IN FOR 3!

tymerguy2 wrote:I received my letter that my April fools Big o' Cosmos is on it way. 31.1 lbs ????! Estimated delivery 4-16. Never had one that heavy. I was level 4 in the game thing if that means anything.

Manure and armbands weigh a lot.

richellelander wrote:You took the words out of my mouth.

I saw that story and really hope that poster gets his due. As in, a barrel of giant monkeys come and invade his home...

thatoneroadie wrote:I was going there anyways; After all, I am a Roadie. I'll get us a tour bus.

I fly first class, but thank you anyway.

come on everyone buy more 10 bucks and
"you too can spank your monkey"

richellelander wrote:it left the facility or said shipping information received?

Your order for 1 Random Crap - Level 2 on 04/01/2011 has been recently shipped via SMARTPOST.

No Big o' Cosmos?

This woot off isn't over, but it's highly unlikely you'll see a bee of see tonight. Woot generally launches those around 5pm when the whole world is awake; makes it harder for everyone to get one.

StanRoy wrote:You think this monkey will fit in the Rival Vacuum Sealer bag.

As luck (and a serious Woot problem) would have it, I own both a giant Woot monkey and a Rival Vacuum Sealer. To answer your question, that monkey ain't goin' down without a lot of very unhealthy and painful squishing. The bags are sorta small compared to the monkey. But then, the vacuum was going to squish him anyway. Happy giant monkey sealing. Hold your breath, Monte!

My first woot. Sweet.

I feel as if I just went through an initiation by purchasing one of these things

thaskaman wrote:I agree, something like that would totally be worth going out of my way to order

a regular black, red, green, blue...nah

now the tiedye or leopard print?
def worth the collecting!

Love the work place productivity there

My sister, her 3 kids (ages 10, 7 and 4) and my parents drove out to Annapolis from Michigan for Thanksgiving. The kids found my box of Woot monkeys while they were here. Gave each kid 2 monkeys before they left, but told them that they had to keep it a secret until they were on the road.

Apparently it was a fun 9 hour drive back.

/ csb

serg2k9 wrote:My first woot. Sweet.

The Sperm kit would have been sweeter.

dystal wrote:Love the work place productivity there

Yeah my work would NEVER allow that.

sc4bbk wrote:Tihs is teh end.

My olny freind hte ned

In for three giant Mortimers, one for my collection and two to give away!

serg2k9 wrote:My first woot. Sweet.

Nice!

I just joined a month ago but I've actually followed Woot on and off for a few years. I was here in spirit pre-Amazon! Haha.

"People are humans, basically."

why would you buy this when your are insulted by the terrible write up?

bmw66x wrote:I saw that story and really hope that poster gets his due. As in, a barrel of giant monkeys come and invade his home...

I agree the co-worker shouldn't have stolen it, but I would have demanded the co-worker find the same one on ebay and buy it to replace it before I would ask them to send it back. I hate the idea of taking a toy out of a kids hands because their parents are asses. Kids shouldn't suffer because their parents have no morals.

hjiam wrote:This woot off isn't over, but it's highly unlikely you'll see a bee of see tonight. Woot generally launches those around 5pm when the whole world is awake; makes it harder for everyone to get one.

They're prejudiced against people who work for a living.

Crab wrote:My sister, her 3 kids (ages 10, 7 and 4) and my parents drove out to Annapolis from Michigan for Thanksgiving. The kids found my box of Woot monkeys while they were here. Gave each kid 2 monkeys before they left, but told them that they had to keep it a secret until they were on the road.

Apparently it was a fun 9 hour drive back.

/ csb

Strong. I tuck them in my kid's bag when they go to grandma's, but your screaming monkey ploy wins.

Crab wrote:My sister, her 3 kids (ages 10, 7 and 4) and my parents drove out to Annapolis from Michigan for Thanksgiving. The kids found my box of Woot monkeys while they were here. Gave each kid 2 monkeys before they left, but told them that they had to keep it a secret until they were on the road.

Apparently it was a fun 9 hour drive back.

/ csb

Laughing my arse off. Better than drums.

hey, guys....the lights aren't flashing any more on any of the sites....i think it's over....

hjiam wrote:This woot off isn't over, but it's highly unlikely you'll see a bee of see tonight. Woot generally launches those around 5pm when the whole world is awake; makes it harder for everyone to get one.

Last Bandolier o` Carrots I missed was in January at about 9 PM CST. It came up as I was walking from the tour bus to the Sound check. I swear, I felt the hammer of loss hit me right as I walked in the Arena Door. Couldn't pull the site up on my iPhone fast enough to get it though.

Crab wrote:My sister, her 3 kids (ages 10, 7 and 4) and my parents drove out to Annapolis from Michigan for Thanksgiving. The kids found my box of Woot monkeys while they were here. Gave each kid 2 monkeys before they left, but told them that they had to keep it a secret until they were on the road.

Apparently it was a fun 9 hour drive back.

/ csb

E V I L

Here's your sign!

5 minutes left and 36 percent of monkeys left.

Its over, but hopefully tomorrows item is the sperm check again

cmon BOCCCCCCC!!

dalsanto5 wrote:Your order for 1 Random Crap - Level 2 on 04/01/2011 has been recently shipped via SMARTPOST.

I got that too but according to Fedex, it hasn't been picked up from Woot. It just says the information was received. Not the package. I'm hoping it weighs more then 1 pound. I am not sure if that's the default weight until they weigh it, or it is actually one pound. We'll see.

richellelander wrote:Does it say it was at the FedEx facility or that shipping information has been received?

Date/TimeActivityLocationDetailsApr 7, 2011 12:44 AMDeparted FedEx locationFEDEX SMARTPOST DALLAS, TXApr 6, 2011 11:28 PMArrived at FedEx locationFEDEX SMARTPOST DALLAS, TXApr 6, 2011 10:58 PMShipment information sent to FedEx
I would say it's on it's way.

Crab wrote:My sister, her 3 kids (ages 10, 7 and 4) and my parents drove out to Annapolis from Michigan for Thanksgiving. The kids found my box of Woot monkeys while they were here. Gave each kid 2 monkeys before they left, but told them that they had to keep it a secret until they were on the road.

Apparently it was a fun 9 hour drive back.

/ csb

How long was it before you could no longer fight the urge to drive up and retreive them?

Crab wrote:My sister, her 3 kids (ages 10, 7 and 4) and my parents drove out to Annapolis from Michigan for Thanksgiving. The kids found my box of Woot monkeys while they were here. Gave each kid 2 monkeys before they left, but told them that they had to keep it a secret until they were on the road.

Apparently it was a fun 9 hour drive back.

/ csb

I can imagine. Before opening any future packages from your beloved sister or parents, I'd have them checked over by monkey-sniffing K9 units. You will get those things back, you know.

I would like to think of myself as a Wooter worth his stuff. But then something like this happens and I realize that I really should have done a spermcheck and there are those who are much wiser in the ways of Woot. Kudos I tip My hat to you!!

- That’s it, I’m going to bed. See you, everyone.

thevoiceover wrote:My bengal tore two of them up in no time..

Same with my wolverine

drp1103 wrote:Um, whoa. There are addiction centers for things like that.

I need it!...

If I'd only stayed calm and ordered three the first time (ordered 1 by mistake) I would not now have to watch for rainbow cape monkeys.... and then I could resist.... and never order another monkey.... again.... really.... honest.... I could resist.... honest ;-)


Screaming Giant Monkey w/Green Cape 4/6/11 3
Screaming Giant Monkey with Black Woot Cape 3/9/11 3
Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape 1/25/11 3
Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape 12/2/10 3
Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape 9/22/10 3
Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape 8/20/10 3
Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape 6/24/10 3
Screaming Glow-in-the-Dark Monkey with Woot Cape 4/1/10 3
Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape 12/9/09 3
Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape 11/19/09 1

pegreenb wrote:So A Little Woot Monkey Story:

I bought one a way back when, in '07. I put it on my desk at work. One day I come to work and it's gone! What someone has stolen my woot monkey!!? I ask around and it ends up a co-worker thought -- well I don't know what he was thinking -- Anyway he took it, liked it SOO Much he, packed it up and sent it to his Wife and Kids living in the Philippines!! So I ask him We, the Hitchhikers and he calls his wife, and she pulls it out of the arms of her daughter and sends it back. So now I have a Woot Monkey proudly displayed after an extra 2 month journey and 15,000 miles of extra flying...

And it has a little girl's tears on it, which must make the $5 toy so much more special for you.

They've got a Hamlet of monkeys.

serg2k9 wrote:My first woot. Sweet.

Ewwwwwwwwww.........

Crab wrote:My sister, her 3 kids (ages 10, 7 and 4) and my parents drove out to Annapolis from Michigan for Thanksgiving. The kids found my box of Woot monkeys while they were here. Gave each kid 2 monkeys before they left, but told them that they had to keep it a secret until they were on the road.

Apparently it was a fun 9 hour drive back.

/ csb

Awesome! Meets one of my two, either/or, criteria for gifting to my brother's kids: the gift must either be exceedingly loud or comprised of a million, tiny (preferably breakable) pieces. I'm totally giving my youngest nephew monkeys from here on out.

meow57 wrote:hey, guys....the lights aren't flashing any more on any of the sites....i think it's over....

I think your bulbs blew. Mine are still flashing. Kids also.