FenStar
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Once, my mom painted my toenails pink, and I went on a killing spree. Mr. aBlow was able to get my sentence reduced to probation with his testimony though.
#notintendedtobeafactualstatement
Still single, can't imagine why.
equazcion
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I'm somewhere between 1 and 2. I get away with certain victimless things when I can, like parking illegally, neglecting jury duty, hijacking wifi, and tearing tags off mattresses, but it has nothing to do with police ineptitude.
Have you been eating that sandwich again?
iGGz
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richellelander
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anyboatyourow wrote:Technically, everyone who's been giving a traffic citation has been arrested.
The first thing at the top of the ticket is a notice that you're under arrest, but are being released.
Just an fyi.
I've gotten tickets before and have never seen that. May be it's the state you live in?
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. ~~Franklin P. Jones
richellelander
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I almost got arrested once. My friend and I were drinking. She was driving (dumb idea of course). She sped up on a yellow light and the cop stopped her. He even told her he pulled her over because she sped up on a yellow light, but they tried to say in court she ran a red light. Anyway, I knew she had an illegal substance in her car, I just didn't know exactly where it was. They had her do a sobriety test which she failed miserably. Then the other officer comes to my side of the car and says, "Could you get out of the car Mam?" I'm saying "Oh $#!+ in my head. They proceed to search the car and guess where they found the illegal substance? Right under my seat. They grilled me. "Are you sure it's not yours? Would you come down to the station with us and take a drug test?" I told them yes on both questions because it wasn't mine and I don't do drugs (not illegally anyhow). They finally let up on me when I pointed out that the prescription bottle being used to hold the illegal substance had my friends name on it and not mine. I find out 12 years later she was telling the other cop the same thing. The cop never asked my name so it stayed off the police report. But when her parents came to pick up her car, her mom ripped me a new one all the way home.
Fast forward two months later, I get pulled over because I had to slam on my breaks and it was a wet night (I swear a deer ran across the road). Guess who the cop was that pulled me over. You got it. The arresting officer. Needless to say, he asked to search my car. Even though it was an illegal search, I didn't have anything in my car that I needed to worry about and I didn't feel like arguing and then having to wait for him to get a warrant(although he probably would not have gotten it and wasted my time). He gave me a sobriety test too. I was let go. That's my story.
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. ~~Franklin P. Jones
iGGz
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theherbshack wrote:Um, is this a poll about tickets?
Um, is this a poll about asking others if this is a poll about tickets?
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tomsman
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Well, there was that "incident" in the 80s with an unpurchased XTC "English Settlement" double-cassette in my bag that triggered the store alarm... The world became a different place when my 16yr old 95lb skinny white boy butt in parachute pants, a big Flock of Seagulls shirt and breakdance shoes got locked alone in a sheriff's jail cell. This was the era of the "Scared Straight" shows. I was positive I was going to end up someone's girlfriend - quickly. lol Fortunately, I survived the ordeal intact. Since my parents thought that experience was lesson enough, I was still able to go to the Adam Ant concert the following night. ROCK ON! lol
Looking for MXLs Alien Sonogram, Tin: Old Skool, Puppet Checkup and Flesh Wound from Teefury; A Wicked Mess, F5 Refreshes You, and Sissy Fight. PM or teetrade (tomsman)for trade or sell.