My woot monkeys were reproducing at an amazing rate, so I decided to send some of them on vacation.

My nephew is spending a year teaching English on an atoll in the Pacific ocean.
I figured.... great! I can make kids happy and drive my nephew crazy at the same time!

Quote from nephews thank you note
"The kids really enjoyed the monkeys, and honestly, I heard those cries for a straight week-constantly!

I will slowly post some of the thank you notes and pictures.
It seems nephew must have told them to thank me for the monkey. Tell me about themselves and write about the monkey.

Here are some monkey stories, I've removed the names
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I am writing you to thank you for the stuffed toy monkey. Hi my name is R.R. I am 12 years old. My favorite colors are blue and orange I am in 7th grade. My favorite animals are whales dolphins and zebras. Hey thank for the monkey you gave to us. There are 73 student in these school. Everyday we play at the court with our friends. We loved the monkeys you gave to us. My house is brown, orange, green and white. My favorite subjects are Math and E.L.A.

My best friend are all the girls in this school. I live on --. My favorite food are apples and strawberries. But where to you live? The monkey sound is really loud when we turn it on. My teachers names are W, C, Nephew, A. B, I and B. Everyday we play baseball and Vollyball at the school with the children. The school uniform look orange and blue. Everyday we study hard in our classroom with our teacher.

Story about the monkey

When Nephew gave us the monkey we were really laughing and we bring to our house and when we turn the monkey on the monkey was really loud and cry. When we saw the monkey, we say that we loved them all. They want to eat banana everyday. When I touch the monkey, I was really scared and I bring to my friends.
Thank you very much for your monkey goodbye!

SBCJester21 wrote:very cool. Probably next week, I'll be posting the FINAL Vladimir video. I was hoping that it'd be posted as a w00t blog post, but no one from w00t seems willing to answer my calls anymore. But much like Stargate: Universe, all good things must be canceled before they can be properly resolved.

Hopefully you and others will keep the monkey dream alive though :o)

Why final???
Where are you going???

ThunderThighs wrote:This is great! Thanks for sharing!

I have more, but it is taking too much time to post. So I'll post a few at a time.

You guys think I write weird? Wait until you read these letters!

Another letter.

first of all I would like to thank our father for this moment. Hi my name is S.J. , I am twelve year old. My friend name is M, D,Z D. Thank for the monkey. The monkey is great to play with. The monkey was a great voice because they are crying. I love monkey because there are many monkeys zoo. If someone goes to the zoo, there are many monkey and there are some animals in the zoo too. How old are you now? There are 73 children in the school on --. I love to play with the monkey every day because it make my heart feel great because it is nice. D'name Thank for every thing because it is great to play with .

D'name When I goes to sleep I take my monkey and sleep with it and want I am go to play I take one shoot with monkey, sooner I cant's go with my friend. My favorite food is ice cream.
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Another picture. I have no names with the pictures, so they aren't of the kids who wrote

Why I needed to get rid of some monkeys!



I have a monkey addiction.

I am now down to 2 of each color!

Of course, even I, a monkey addict, didn't have enough to send, so I would like to thank everyone who ordered me monkeys and sent them to my house! Thanks Poof and TT!

I'll still order 3 of every monkey. 2 for humans and 1 for the dog or cat or whoever needs one!

Hi. My name is D . My favorite fruits are watermelon and blue berries . Everyday I play with my friend and we play basketball and sometime we surf on the ocean side. I am 12 year old. I am in 7th grade. My favorite color is blue. We swim a lot on the lagoon side. we have a dock on our island. We have 73 student in this school. When I finish school, I go home and do my homework and go to the lagoon and swim. My friend are D, S, D, M and R. (edit, I'm keeping the names out, this is the big bad internet!)

The monkey you bought is good to play with. They are like superman because they are flying. I also like monkey because they are my favorite animal. When I sleep with it, it cries and I wake up and screamed. When I am going with my friend, I take my monkey with me. We play with the monkey you brought with us. The monkey is really fun to play. My sister likes it a lot. We make them fight. Not really fight. They fight when we are playing. I love playing with my monkey.

Thank you!!

Distributing the monkeys

Let the screaming begin! Or, as it seems when they translate from their language into english, Let the crying begin!

It seems that third graders like them better then the 7th graders.

Teenagers are so hard to please.

A happy man and his flying monkey!


Another

More letters.

I'm taking out the names of the people and the island, because this is still the big mean internet.

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I am writing you to thank you for the stuffer toy, monkey.

Hi, my name is D B. J. I am 13 years old and I am in 7th grade. My E.L.A. teacher is Nephew. I live on --, and my grandfather is a doctor on --. We live at the -- hospital.
Only 5 people live at the house. Me, my little brother, my Grandparents and my little sister.
My friends names are M, D, and D. Everyday we go and play basketball at the basketball court. My favorite food is pizza. My favorite sport is basketball. At -- Elementary school there are only 73 students.

I am really happy with the monkeys that you gave us. And also the monkey are really cool. When we go to Nephew's house, we get in and he gave us the monkey. We went and played with it. My monkey are cool because they can fly. And some of the little are cool because they can fly. I want to say thank you very much.


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I wonder what happened to the keychain monkey? Only some fly? Maybe they were traumatized on the long trip. Hope they recovered.

Hi Oi hello. I am writing you to thank you for the stuffed, toy monkey.

Introducing me

Hi! My name is N. R. I am 11 years old. I live on -- island. And I am in 7th grade with Nephew. My favorite colors are blue, pink, and purple. My favorite foods are vegetable. Hey d'name during this summer what will you and your family will do? This summer I will go to the H.A.P. program school. Also, my favorite movies are all kind of kid movies. In school my favorite subject are math, social study, M.L.A. and E.L.A


HAVING FUN WITH MY MONKEYS!!

Well d'name, I wanted to thank you and your family for sending these monkey for us. Hey do you know these monkey are funny about the noises they make. D'name, I really love my toy monkey. All day my toy monkey is crying because I wanted to make sound.

Lovely,
Fr: N.R.
To: D'n (drawn smiley stick out tongue face)

I am writing you to thank you for the stuffed, toy monkey.

Hi! My name is L. I am in grade 7. My favorite colors are purple, blue, yellow, and pink. I am 12 years old. My favorite sea animals are dolphins, whales, and rays. I love to play volleyball and basketball. I have two little brothers named L. and A. L. is in grade 1 and A is in kindergarden. My teacher's name is Nephew. My favorite fruits are watermelon, oranges and apples. My mother's name R. and my fathers name C. I live on a small island called ----. I love to spend time with my friends everyday. There are 73 students in this school.

Hey d'name , the toy monkey are so cool and I like them. I love to play with my monkey and when I walk everywhere on ---, I take my monkey with me. My monkey is so fun to play with. The toy monkeys are so good and there're the best toy I have ever played with. D'name, I love the toy monkey and there're so cool. My brother in kindergarden plays with it everyday, too.

This next letter really reminds me of Gilda Radner!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_syuD-N_k



I am writing you to thank you for the stuffed, toy monkeys.

Hi! My name is J.P. I live in --- island. I have one brother and no sisters. Do you have brother or sisters? I am 12 years old. What about you? Do you have children? and how old they are? Nephew is a really cool teacher. My house is really big and it is green. What about your house? Is it big? and what color is it? Everyday I watch movie. What about you? Do you like to hang our with your friend? Well I love to hang out with my friend. My best friend name are K., J., L., A. I love to write letters.

I love to say thank you for the monkey you gave to us. Well, the monkey you gave to us was really cool, because we played with them and listened to the music. I love the monkey you gave to us.

Just in case my nephew wants to show his new friends, now that he is home.

Yes, I'm going to be a pain and at least keep this on the PWNIES!.

Until I forget.