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Bag of Crap

Speed to First Woot:
40m 38.114s
First Sucker:
dadave
Last Wooter to Woot:
birdboy06
Last Purchase:
5 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 14% of Woot.com Woots
Top 8% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 0% of Woot.com Woots
Top 0% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 5% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 31% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

21%
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1%
3%
1%
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1%
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23%
6%
1%
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
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4%
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Woots by State

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Quality Posts

  • (3:56 PM, 5/12/2011) archshrk explains Track by Reference using your order number.
  • (8:25 PM, 5/12/2011) MandaRe exclaims that the Wootsack page is ready for logging.
  • (6:17 PM, 5/16/2011) LEM- posts the FedEx SmartPost Primer.
  • (1:07 PM, 5/19/2011) xamen7 is the first to post a picture.
  • (2:15 PM, 5/19/2011) [Staff] threepiecewoot let us know that the crap has shipped!
  • (1:31 PM, 5/20/2011) garaux shows us pics because it happened.
  • (6:58 PM, 5/20/2011) whiskeyguy expects a TV and is in for a bit of a suprise
  • (11:16 PM, 5/21/2011) shinermike posts up a picture with a bigger-than-normal monkey
  • (9:12 AM, 5/22/2011) Stumpy91 tells you how to mod Batman
  • (11:20 AM, 5/22/2011) zzzzz78759 loves those GIANT Big o' Cosmos deliveries.
  • (11:14 AM, 5/25/2011) EdenMaster got a signed book from the brother of "Macho Man" Randy Savage, oh, and a letter.
  • (12:38 PM, 5/25/2011) kerrycindy is in the know.
  • (1:23 PM, 5/25/2011) bennybenz, those were actually going to be shipped individually, how is that for random?
  • (4:29 PM, 5/25/2011) who DOESN'T want some Pet Zoom action?!
  • (4:57 PM, 5/25/2011) jigga711 fly Batman and has the big O.
  • (6:05 PM, 5/25/2011) whiskeyguy got a Mach Man Mag and a letter.
  • (6:19 PM, 5/25/2011) Maniacmous got #3 of 3 of the giant woot monkeys!
  • (10:03 PM, 5/25/2011) eckerput posts a cute picture.
  • (10:14 PM, 5/25/2011) Maniacmous should know there are only, and will only be 3!
  • (11:49 PM, 5/25/2011) Someone buy duodec a banana pannini
  • (11:28 AM, 5/26/2011) HoytClagwell asks "Amazon killed Randy Savage? "
  • (3:04 AM, 5/27/2011) mccartyje(sic) got a letter.



wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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Big Orphaned Cetacea
$3.00 + $5 Shipping
Condition: Crappy

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

suckblat


quality posts: 2 Private Messages suckblat

Nooooooooo!! I recently changed my woot password, and entered the wrong one when trying to pay. I hope that doesn't cost me some crap.

dbmpsd


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dbmpsd

Another Big o' Cosmos! Fastest email confirmation ever.

tsummers23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tsummers23

woohoo, got my second Big o' Cosmos finally!

wareagle007


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wareagle007

Woot! Just scored my first Big o' Cosmos! Thanks Woot! And thanks Wootalyzer!!!

SpecialDan


quality posts: 3 Private Messages SpecialDan

YES! Been about a year since my last one so I was due for a Big o' Cosmos. That makes 3 for me!

captkickass


quality posts: 0 Private Messages captkickass

something must be wrong... i got in for a Bold Opulent Caliper

mikecorliss


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mikecorliss

I got one! its been years since i've gotten one. eat that, people who are commuting home from work!

qt11


quality posts: 1 Private Messages qt11

loading..... loading...... argghhhh......

neoxjoker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages neoxjoker

YUSSSSSSS! FIRST BAG EVAR!

rkbloom


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rkbloom

In for my Big o' Cosmos - I hope it's not true crap like the last one was...

trinx01


quality posts: 0 Private Messages trinx01

I work in online advertising.

justordered=yup are the best key-values EVAR.

<3 Woot

*bliss*

Woot loves me. It's true, they do: http://www.woot.com/blog/viewentry.aspx?id=6608

ruf1o


quality posts: 15 Private Messages ruf1o

YAY! got Big o' Cosmos #2

...and I (Mod note: Too much info.)

Let's go Duke!

mrangoonwala


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrangoonwala

Yes, in for one!! even got my confirmation email while the carp was still up!! great job on the servers Woot!! i know you don't hear that often, so don't let it go to your head.

schoolcb


quality posts: 4 Private Messages schoolcb

I did it again FINALLY, been a long time of frustration before I actually got in for my 2nd Big o' Cosmos. Yes that is NUMBER TWO and a paper bag, hope it doesn't show up on my doorstep on fire!!!

chattrup


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chattrup

YES! I just bagged my fourth Big Old Cootie!

Vilgrom


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Vilgrom

I.. I got one?

Oh my, this is unheard of! Did you guys upgrade the servers??

blutoof


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blutoof

First one I ever managed to get!

dlazz


quality posts: 8 Private Messages dlazz

Got my second one. Can't wait.

cleverett


quality posts: 29 Private Messages cleverett

Sweet, got some more crap.

schoolcb


quality posts: 4 Private Messages schoolcb

I did it again FINALLY, been a long time of frustration before I actually got in for my 2nd Big o' Cosmos. Yes that is NUMBER TWO and a paper bag, hope it doesn't show up on my doorstep on fire!!!

omh1009


quality posts: 7 Private Messages omh1009

Banzai!!!! paranoid androides

Pinged from Newark NJ, to Fort Worth Texas.

stevnpham


quality posts: 0 Private Messages stevnpham

first baby of cosmos finally after being present during wootoffs for 4 years now lol

jbuxxy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jbuxxy

YES! I got one!!!

funchucky


quality posts: 0 Private Messages funchucky

Got One!!!!!!!!!! First Try!!

Just kidding, been trying for years! It's a miracle!!!!!!!

dmcymek


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dmcymek

I stepped in it! Yea!!!

razmig00


quality posts: 0 Private Messages razmig00

After all these years of waiting and biding my time, I, Razmig, have finally outlasted the masses and have purchased a Big o' Cosmos! Bow down before me!

ruby12402


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ruby12402

What the.....
I kept hitting I want one and then it would load and go back to the main todays woot page.... for some reason it wouldnt go past that.... I clicked I want one several times and it just kept loading back to the main page????


GRRRRR FOILED AGAIN!!!!


Ruby

Ruby

kook178


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kook178

Bowl of Cabbage #4. And late today.

Kao1138


quality posts: 30 Private Messages Kao1138

First of all, finally got one so yeah for that.

Secondly, anyone notice that the servers at least at first handled the load better? I got all the way to pressing the big button before the server started lagging out on me and I think that was more the fact that it has to reload the page after your sale goes through in the background and it couldn't pull that up due to the load.

cdfmrl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cdfmrl

In for my seventh Big Orphaned Cetacea!
Looks like they have a lot of bags.

mjliss


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mjliss

Wohooooo!!! My first Big o' Cosmos!!! I've been trying for years!! Can't wait to see what it is .... ohboyohboyohboy .....

Kueeny


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Kueeny

Tried on three different computers, no luck

Liatte Platt

qt11


quality posts: 1 Private Messages qt11

loading..... loading...... argghhhh......

metstalker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages metstalker

Got one

pkc189


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pkc189

FINALLY!!!!! After 3 years and I dont know how many woot-offs I got one! Yea Me!!

kerrycindy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kerrycindy

13 year old son got one on mom's account

keach1020


quality posts: 0 Private Messages keach1020

I successfully ordered a Big Orphaned Cetacea and I couldn't be crappier!