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  • Talk to CNN and Eliot Spitzer about developing a new show, Spitzer/Weiner, described as "hardball talk that tilts toward the left"
  • Delete his 4chan account
  • Ask himself "How would Peter the Great handle this?"
  • Split a six-pack of Pepsi with Clarence Thomas
  • Produce a Broadway musical based on the works of Philip K. Dick, with songs by William Hung
  • Look into modelling for Calvin Klein
  • Cancel the cleaning lady who was supposed to come over and polish the knobs
  • Check on eligibility requirements for the French Parliament

 

benjaminpoole


quality posts: 0 Private Messages benjaminpoole

4chan account? Seriously? Come on, guys, do your research! :P

nemo2005


quality posts: 4 Private Messages nemo2005

I don't know about the French parliament, but he is certainly qualified to be the Italian Prime Minister.

dontwantaname


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dontwantaname

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Hope that all those girls are over 18.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

klozitshoper


quality posts: 2 Private Messages klozitshoper

And it happened in Seattle!!! He just mixed up a journalism major (?) or writer with another W word.

bydemonsbedriven


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bydemonsbedriven

Wouldn't Weiner/Spitzer be more appropriate?

doctorclark


quality posts: 8 Private Messages doctorclark

Six pack of Pepsi...so foul...so hilarious...so obscure 90% of Wooters will not even get it. Thanks Woot!

What's it going to be then, eh?

goldfndr


quality posts: 1 Private Messages goldfndr

I think he'll buy today's 2 for Tuesday.

smotti


quality posts: 0 Private Messages smotti

AHH come on he was just trying to take his mind off all the teasing he received through his life because of his name.

klozitshoper


quality posts: 2 Private Messages klozitshoper
smotti wrote:AHH come on he was just trying to take his mind off all the teasing he received through his life because of his name.



Or else rising to the challenge!

renaissanceronin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages renaissanceronin

Seriously...

Think about it. With a name like that and now national acclaim as "Somebody not shy about sharing his... um...er... "

Someone's gonna sign that guy to an adult video contract.

I'm talking "Feature actor work" here.

I mean, if you can work in the adult film industry after some woman bites your um...er... off... (Remember Bobbit?) think how many DVDs you'll sell as "The Bad Boy of Washington DC!"