Ready for that elliptical trainer indoor rowing machine, or one of those "insta-fit" workout machines that you turn the dial, press the button, (oh wait, put on the anti-radiation glasses first), now press the button and feel the the surge of power. After every use you glow a spectacular greenish-orange for a few hours, (always a hit at introvert parties). For some reason I heard it also cinches job interviews at Waffle House, but not at Mc D's; maybe it has to do with their proprietary secret sauce formula.
Anyway how about an elliptical trainer?