mgullick
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badger65 wrote:Twas the month or so before Labor Day and all through the sticky hot house,
Not a creature was stirring except for my wife in nothing but a blouse.
Not today or tomorrow but soon, we won't be alone,
Our Bloated Orphaned Child is finally coming home.
This Bloated Orphaned Child is new and well round.
Coming in at 24 x 12 x 12 and 9.6 pound.
The hot, humid and horrible heat is making us lazy,
Our waiting for our Bloated Orphaned Child is driving us crazy.
Oh Three Piece Suit, we thank you, but please do hurry,
We are anxiously waiting for Fedex to scurry.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for whatever mystery awaits,
Not a thing you can send us will we ever hate.
So to all we bid you a very good night,
with dances of crap in your near sight.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
That's Three Piece WOOT - NOT Three Piece Suit you Philistine!
GET IT RIGHT!!!!!
You are hereby consigned to the ninth level of Woot! Hell!!! You have blasphemed. You shall suffer. You shall NOT get The Letter!
WOOT! Birthday Bindle of Carrots 7/12/11
Bindle of Carrots 6/15/11
Random Crap 12/1/10
Random Crap 12/9/09
w00t!
mgullick
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Kloudes wrote:That would be amazing! But I'm thinking more along the lines of, "We knocked down this wall here at Woot headquarters, and now we have some extra bricks lying around."
Ok. That works too. Actually, it's probably far more likely but MY scenario is a bit more dramatic.....
WOOT! Birthday Bindle of Carrots 7/12/11
Bindle of Carrots 6/15/11
Random Crap 12/1/10
Random Crap 12/9/09
w00t!
mgullick
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gomd3 wrote:I'm having a baby on the way for December. Willing to take all baby crap of people hands.... You know just putting it out there.... That being said I don't think I'll get that stroller I saw over at kids woot for $400 arriving in my 9.6 lbs box....
OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG -- If only I could have shipped you all of my "baby crap"............ They didn't have disposable diapers for my first two kids. I would have LOVED to be able to simply ship out all of the "baby crap"..............
WOOT! Birthday Bindle of Carrots 7/12/11
Bindle of Carrots 6/15/11
Random Crap 12/1/10
Random Crap 12/9/09
w00t!
telymanbws
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1st Big Orange Cat Ever! Weight 32.8 lbs/14.9 kg but no dimensions (and yes, I did log into MyFedex) There must be a lot of calendars in this one!
If it's a good one I get to tell the wife I told you so 'cause she got mad that I interrupted her Netfix show to work through the Quest.
There is a saying about those who forget history. I don't remember what it said, but it was good.
-Stephen Colbert
telymanbws
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telymanbws wrote:1st Big Orange Cat Ever! Weight 32.8 lbs/14.9 kg but no dimensions (and yes, I did log into MyFedex) There must be a lot of calendars in this one!
If it's a good one I get to tell the wife I told you so 'cause she got mad that I interrupted her Netfix show to work through the Quest.
Just in: Dimensions 16.8 in. x 16.8 in. x 16.8 in.
Yup! Box Of Calendars.
There is a saying about those who forget history. I don't remember what it said, but it was good.
-Stephen Colbert