swafford wrote:KANSAS CITY area TRIPLETS! lol... my wife and I are also in the KC Area and we each got a Bundle of Crops this time.

Got my tracking number this morning. Anyone else?

I got mine!

Congrats to all who scored Birthday bling this year. Sadly, I had ill-timed eye surgery and could not see to navigate the maze, so I am here just cheering y'all on.

Bella and Bubba are brimming with anticipation and anxiously await the posts outlining your amazingly craptastic hauls. We live vicariously through your largesse until the next opportunity to participate.



Do not disappoint B&B!

No size listed, but tracker finally updated package to weight of 13.5 lb, etd 7/26. Like a late (only by a few days) birthday present for me; we'll see what my first Bindle of Carrots has in store.

Kloudes wrote:That would be amazing! But I'm thinking more along the lines of, "We knocked down this wall here at Woot headquarters, and now we have some extra bricks lying around."

My son was thinking a box of rocks for my 27lb box.

My placeholder just updated to this:

14.4 lbs
16.8 in. x 16.8 in. x 16.8 in.

Praying for good crap!

gtbullitt68 wrote:Well the Bindle of Carrots has hit my desk at a whopping 5.6lbs. What's the score you may ask?

1 Baby Genius CD of Children's Songs
1 Baby Genius 5 Little Monkeys Jumpin' On the Bed book
1 Baby Genius Old MacDonald Had A Farm Book
1 Set of used Sony Earphones
1 Fact or Crap Dare Game
1 Cloth Bag
2 Topsy Turvy Strawberry Planters
9 Bags of Texas Air

What a great Bundle of Crops for a guy with no kids. Woot are you trying to tell me something? Is this a Woot Bundle of Crops fortune cookie?

My box is 5.6 pounds as well. I swear if I get a bunch of baby junk I'm never trying for the Bindle of Carrots again... (more for the rest of you, right?)

My Bundle of Crops has been MIA since it left Dallas 4:30am yesterday. It only has to travel to Fort Worth so I hope that means that it's already been handed off to USPS and will be delivered today! Not likely but I can dream.

mgullick wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

That's Three Piece WOOT - NOT Three Piece Suit you Philistine!

GET IT RIGHT!!!!!

You are hereby consigned to the ninth level of Woot! Hell!!! You have blasphemed. You shall suffer. You shall NOT get The Letter!

DOH!!! I repent, I repent!!! LOL

At 24 in. x 12.8 in. x 12.2 in. I could easily see getting the Kodak all in one printer as my bowls of cereal... just sayin

mine is set to arrive monday! 9lbs 23.7"x12.6"x12.2" Not as exciting as these 20-30lbs craps that are popping up but it's my first. (Just praying it's not baby craps.) I don't need that.

bpierce89 wrote:At 24 in. x 12.8 in. x 12.2 in. I could easily see getting the Kodak all in one printer as my bowls of cereal... just sayin

Is it really only 12.2" in any one dimension?

According to fedex my bushel of corn should have arrived at my P.O. early this morning. Maybe they will deliver it today.

Of course it's supposed to rain all day here, I hope my archaic measurement of grain doesn't get all wet. I may have to make a trip to the post office after work.

woocls wrote:mine is set to arrive monday! 9lbs 23.7"x12.6"x12.2" Not as exciting as these 20-30lbs craps that are popping up but it's my first. (Just praying it's not baby craps.) I don't need that.

mine is also 23.7 in. x 12.6 in. x 12.5 in. However the total weight is only 5.6 lbs...

will be very pissed off with the baby crap ...

kunalvi wrote:mine is also 23.7 in. x 12.6 in. x 12.5 in. However the total weight is only 5.6 lbs...

will be very pissed off with the baby crap ...

Not "pissed off". It is, after all, a sack full of crap.

More like "incredibly disappointed". I'm already working on that. *laughing* Because I'm really sure that's what I'm getting. And I honestly can't tell you if it's better than the golf crap (branded backpack and ballcap) I got in one of the BOCs. That was a horrible haul. Hard to believe it could get worse, but baby stuff? = worse.

I liked my first bag years ago when I got a bunch of Sansas. Now, there was a great bunch of stuff.

mgullick wrote:In the last bags of crap a few folks got autographed pictures of Loretta Switt. What I'm thinking would be a real collector's item is an autographed picture of Three Piece Woot. Now THAT would be a special item.

How about it TPW? Maybe something for a future Bundle of Crops.

I've got an autograph from TPW.....on the letter I received. And it has a picture (hand drawn) which I like to think is a self portrait.


Edit -
My 6.5 lb package is 18 in. x 12.6 in. x 12.2 in. and left Dallas around 2:15am this morning (Thursday) bound for Austin.

11.8lbs of pure Texas Bindle of Carrots hitting Salt Lake on the 26th. Dimensions are 24.2 in. x 12.6 in. x 12.5 in.

I'm still pulling for a zebra full sheet set, but whatever it is, as long as my coworker (who didn't get one this time around) leaves it alone until I get back ...

I got my tracking number, but when I use it, fedex tells me they don't find any shipment! Frustrating. People are already receiving their craps, and I don't even know if mines shipped. Anyone else with this problem?

First Bundle of Crops for me and it is in transit at 14lbs....can't wait

jeanerz13 wrote:My box is 5.6 pounds as well. I swear if I get a bunch of baby junk I'm never trying for the Bindle of Carrots again... (more for the rest of you, right?)

I, too, have a 5.6 pounder, in a 12x12x12 box. I certainly don't *want* baby crap, but I haven't bought anything yet for a baby shower I've been invited to. Sounds like a good way to get rid of said unwanted baby crap if that's what I get.

This will be my first ever Bindle of Carrots, so I'm not ready to give up just yet.

My Bolsa of Caca (Bundle of Crops)it's out for delivery !!!!!


I hope wife does not open my box, I don't want to hire a lawyer. lol

duncansil wrote:I got my tracking number, but when I use it, fedex tells me they don't find any shipment! Frustrating. People are already receiving their craps, and I don't even know if mines shipped. Anyone else with this problem?

That's happening to me too, since yesterday. My BF's is working just fine, but my tracking number is a tease. grrrrr!

On 7/28 my wife and I will welcome a healthy 13.6 pound Basket of Castoffs to Seattle.

TapatioUSA wrote:My Bolsa of Caca (Bundle of Crops)it's out for delivery !!!!!


I hope wife does not open my box, I don't want to hire a lawyer. lol

Well you see this is why you buy a second home and never tell her about it. I kind of like living over a Chinese restaurant in a secret apartment....

Don't know the size of the box coming in July 28 but I do know the weight of said box coming in @ 13.4 lbs/6.1 kg this is by far the biggest and heaviest bag I will receive from woot. Thank you woot God's

I just hope that my 9.8 pound crap is crapier than all of your craps.

elainet wrote:I, too, have a 5.6 pounder, in a 12x12x12 box. I certainly don't *want* baby crap, but I haven't bought anything yet for a baby shower I've been invited to. Sounds like a good way to get rid of said unwanted baby crap if that's what I get.

This will be my first ever Bindle of Carrots, so I'm not ready to give up just yet.

This is my first too. I had just been trying just so I could say I did it and have the experience. Kinda like when I got the random shirt (which sucked but I traded it away so I ended up paying even more for it).

mikebbass wrote:For some reason I have the mobster's voice with the bad accent from Johnny Dangerously in my head, you farging bastages

Roman Maroni! He never forgets a fargen face.
Nice dude

LayneRobinson wrote:

Edit -
My 6.5 lb package is 18 in. x 12.6 in. x 12.2 in. and left Dallas around 2:15am this morning (Thursday) bound for Austin.

I think all the Austin crap is on the same truck.

OoOoOo updated to a 5.9lbs at kinda goofy dimensions, 14 in. x 10.2 in. x 8.6 in. Due on tuesday.
I'm really hoping for those strawberry things, always wanted to try them. And though I should be disappointed with baby stuff, it would work out great since I've got two little nephews that would love the stuff.

I can't wait for my Belladonnas of Cabal!

fathernebro wrote:Roman Maroni! He never forgets a fargen face.
Nice dude

My mother said that to me once....ONCE!

gomd3 wrote:Well you see this is why you buy a second home and never tell her about it. I kind of like living over a Chinese restaurant in a secret apartment....

Thank you for the idea but I think it's cheaper and better if she finds another house.. lol

TapatioUSA wrote:Thank you for the idea but I think it's cheaper and better if she finds another house.. lol

Opening another Man's Bundle of Crops is grounds for justifiable homicide in 47 states (Get with the program California!)

Anybody else have a tracking number but not have Fedex update it in their system yet? Come on! Even a placeholder would be better! Haha at this rate I'm going to get my package before it shows up on the Fedex website.

i got a little flashlight a kids shirt size 8 procrastinate and rare earth magnets buckyballs 2 topsy turvy strawberry planter and fact or crap dare game a stand have no idea for what a resealable bag and cy-fi Wireless Sport Speaker Bluetooth just the speaker but i got the i pod one so it works yay

mikebbass wrote:Opening another Man's Bundle of Crops is grounds for justifiable homicide in 47 states (Get with the program California!)

LOL thanks, I think like it's more like self defense or crime of passion.

I can wait to get home and find the truth.

40.8lbs here!

Still not clear on how to see the package dimensions. I registered for myfedex, but it still just shows the exact same info as before (just weight)

nklb wrote:40.8lbs here!

Still not clear on how to see the package dimensions. I registered for myfedex, but it still just shows the exact same info as before (just weight)

I was having the same problem until I clicked on the "new myfedex" icon towards the upper right. I then had to re-submit the tracking information in it's fancier, prettier UI but it showed the dimensions forthwith.

nklb wrote:40.8lbs here!

Still not clear on how to see the package dimensions. I registered for myfedex, but it still just shows the exact same info as before (just weight)

Nevermind, just found out that I would have to install Adobe's flash player to be able to see the dimensions. Oh well, that's a big no-go for me.