Our opporunity for the Bundle of Crops was this past Tuesday.

Bringing one of these will get you free admission to the last remaining juke joint in the Mississippi Delta, Po' Monkeys, just outside of cleveland MS.

I require more monkeys. Please sell me more monkeys. I do not yet have a sufficiency of monkeys with which to provide an appropriate level of monkey booty for Christmas.

May I remind you that there is still more than three months till All Hallows Eve... hopefully sufficient lead time to locate, procure (or generate through infectious means), and carefully restrain a suitable quantity of Zombie Monkeys so that we may set off... er... simulate the Zombie Monkeypocalypse at that most auspicious time of the year.

jeninmaine wrote:You could...grab a needle and thread and sew it back together?

(I know, I'm a stinker)

I did...not much of a sewer though, he looks like someone ripped his heart out and sewed him back shut, which is close to what happened. XD

amyishere wrote:Screaming Monkeys... The best use is to gift to kids of parents you don't care for.

Screaming monkeys + drum set = perfect!

Thanks for the answers! I have decided that I'm in for 2 of my very first Woot monkeys

What's the best bag of crops you ever got ? Anyone want to share ?

Tiamat114 wrote:I did...not much of a sewer though, he looks like someone ripped his heart out and sewed him back shut, which is close to what happened. XD

That sure would explain all the screaming, ha!

amyishere wrote:Screaming Monkeys... The best use is to gift to kids of parents you don't care for.

That explains why my sister keeps giving them to my daughter.

We've found some good uses for spare flying monkeys. Need a cheap gag gift for the office Christmas gift exchange? This fits the bill. I just threw a spare one in a care package bound for Iraq. Imagine that one flying around the compound!

I'd buy one but my 3 year old is terrified of these things. lol

I was hoping for some buckyballs!

Cats love these things. NOT.

Lights still flashing == Wootoff not over.

Might be a Wootoff killer, but it's not over.

Bring on the lol catz.

If Woot let me have a running tab of things during a Woot-Off, and pay one shipping price for it all to be put in one or two boxes, I would buy so much more small useless things like this.

In for three. Planning a Thunderdome situation with the kids. Three monkeys enter, one monkey leaves.

Think everyones a bit too concerned about their own lives whining about no Bundle of Crops to notice that there might be a hidden message in the write up. Stop complaining for a chance.

buphey wrote:Nu-uh!

I agree. I did NOT see a Bindle of Carrots at all today!

Check this list of today's stuff - no Bundle of Crops

http://www.bagsofcrap.com/past-items/past-items-100-items.html

Tiamat114 wrote:I still dislike how the screaming monkeys don't come with a warranty. I bought a giant black caped a while ago and the poor thing arrived with the stitching over his chest ripped open and his fluffy cloud innards poking out. No warranty, nothing I could do.

Wow, they sent you a first stage gonnabeazombie Monkey! Maybe it was a prototype! You are _so_ lucky!

Be careful though... when it turns you're going to wish it was tied up and thoroughly restrained...

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Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape
$1.99 + $5 Shipping
Condition: New

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

These things are annoying as crap...I had to get two.

Nobody is going to comment on spanking these monkeys? It just has to be done. No spanking the monkeys.

I see a lot of pet-related comments. Unfortunately, I have a black lab [mix] that would destroy this within SECONDS and never give it back. So there's no way I'm letting him near it haha

Inn Fore Three!

jessiferr wrote:This is possibly a stupid question, but are these actually fun to fling? This is my second Woot-off and the first screaming Monkey I've seen and I really like tigers.......

My dog thinks they are fun to fling... He plays catch by himself using those he can steal from my collection (a collection that is getting pretty large -- hey, why don't the Woot gods give us little black, yellow, etc. boxes -- monkey heads -- for the number of monkeys we have bought?)

... back to the dog toy; the problem is that the scream box breaks after one or two firm bites. But, with that said the screaming gets old and otherwise they are pretty rugged toys for a dog.

"Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades"

They are not kidding. I have a lovely little guy with a Zebra cape from a while back, but the noise is terrifying... really just loud and scary. but it entertains my dogs, so I suppose I can't complain too much.

It ain't over.

how do they continue to sell so many of these monkeys. who is buying them? lol

This would be so much better if you had a picture of the soup n.a.z.i sayin those exact words.

CodeMoney wrote:

Why not... I'm in for three - one for the dogs, one for the hubby, and one for me :o)

This woot off was a few monkeys short of a barrel.

This is your last chance!!! If you haven't already, go in for 3!!!

I am hoping something is next...

dougtaylor1 wrote:My three year old is scared of these things.

My 3 year old is also scared, and my 11 years old (pretends to be) annoyed. I love the little buggers (the monkeys and my daughters)!

BTW, My internet has been out for 3 days, and I am following the woot-of in my blackberry. Do I get extra points for being an obssesed/ masoquist wooter (or are we all the same)?

jessiferr wrote:I see a lot of pet-related comments. Unfortunately, I have a black lab [mix] that would destroy this within SECONDS and never give it back. So there's no way I'm letting him near it haha

Oh, you'll get it back

in for 3 more... Love these things

Hmm, I was going to pass on this, but the idea of flinging them at misbehaving children is intriguing. I can imagine using them when we're all grumpy and I'm at the end of my rope and at that place where I really feel like snapping at the kids, or when they're yelling at each other, to break the tension and lighten the mood. I have 3 kids, too. Hmmmm . . .

xamen7 wrote:I have about 14 monkeys ready to get their tags pulled along with four or so elder siblings and a giant to command the battle against an over-aggressive co-worker!

Oh, Lordy! I just bought my first and now that I'm reading all the posts from multiple-monkey owners and those who "squirrel away" the evidence of monkey purchases from their spouses, I fear that I've just made a dreadful mistake! Could it be that this is the beginning of yet another addiction? Will this little guy be a (gasp!) GATEWAY monkey? Argh!

jessiferr wrote:I see a lot of pet-related comments. Unfortunately, I have a black lab [mix] that would destroy this within SECONDS and never give it back. So there's no way I'm letting him near it haha

Yeah, my dogs love these but they are mid-range in size; a big dog would probably be able to swallow them. I have three or four of these lying around that the dogs have had for several months and they seem to hold up well, but they don't chew on them as much as chase and shake them. If they chewed on them like they do their bones, they wouldn't last an hour.

My nephew is scared of these monkey's I think I'll buy three :D