Just wanted to say that I love this video.

OK, where can I learn to dance like that?!

Finally, you've truly demonstrated your value to Amazon.com, Inc.

A "Poopacabra." You're paying how much for these?
You're sh••ing me! Oh, that's the point, huh?
The worst thing is I am roflmao. Whatever happened to that cute
Little girl in pigtails? One Poopacabra and she's on the floor.

You can't end the song like that! We never found out who was leaving poop all over the place!
Was it Colonel MusTURD in the kitchen with a bran muffin? I guess we'll never know (unless you guys record a sequel).

This just made my morning. Thanks woot!

Very timely - it's like you read my mind!
I found a strange poop in my back yard yesterday and went through some very similar musings.

It was too big to be cat poop, and I've never seen a dog roaming my neighborhood untended.

I'd say it was about the size of terrier poop. Maybe a raccoon?

Like I said - very timely wootcast!

I think you meant "poop charts"!

At least he managed to score the elusive Bananas On CNN.

And may I just remind you of THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS article V:

To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.

Funny, but ultimately, 40 seconds of my life that I will not be getting back.

iamfuzzysgirl wrote:Funny, but ultimately, 40 seconds of my life that I will not be getting back.

Stay up 40 seconds past your usual bedtime. Problem solved.

I have seen some pretty sick crap, but you guys take the poop with this one. What's next week, a piss-off between woot's warehouse manager and amazon's customer service manager?

Aw nuts. I thought it was going to have something to do with the Bindle of Carrots from the last choose your own woot. Mine should be here tomorrow or the next day or whenever the post office gets around to it. First Bindle of Carrots. The suspense is killing me! What could be in it?

julieacooper wrote:Aw nuts. I thought it was going to have something to do with the Bindle of Carrots from the last choose your own woot. Mine should be here tomorrow or the next day or whenever the post office gets around to it. First Bindle of Carrots. The suspense is killing me! What could be in it?

Crap. Seriously.
Figurative crap, but crap nonetheless.
You'll see.
Be prepared to laugh at yourself for being so excited about what you are about to receive.

I loved the video until the point where he found strange poop in his glass of milk...I gagged. Seriously, have you ever drank almost an entire glass of milk, only to find something gross at the bottom of the cup?! It's no joking matter. (Disclaimer: I have never found any such leavings in any glass of milk, but even discovering you've been drinking out of a dirty cup is really bad enough.)

Guys, this is rough!

dontwantaname wrote:That sure doesn't look like a front yard.

Doesn't everyone have a fenced front yard where you hang your clothes and keep the garbage cans?

snewkoff wrote:Guys, this is rough!

Aye, some real roughage.

I swear I found this just this morning after sitting on my blackberry:

matthew wrote:The poop is in the front! The dancing's in the back.

Why did this make me crack up so much? It's referencing the mullet slogan but it might be that you consider that dancing. Sadly it's better than my dancing though.

This is a return to the Matthew Wootcasts of old. Kudos, good sir.

ElanorRigby wrote:I loved the video until the point where he found strange poop in his glass of milk...I gagged. Seriously, have you ever drank almost an entire glass of milk, only to find something gross at the bottom of the cup?! It's no joking matter. (Disclaimer: I have never found any such leavings in any glass of milk, but even discovering you've been drinking out of a dirty cup is really bad enough.)

That's exactly why I never drink milk!

Assassin15 wrote:That's exactly why I never drink milk!

I'm definitely considering that as an option. Probably gonna stop drinking any liquid opaque enough to occlude my view of the bottom of the glass. Just in case.

iamfuzzysgirl wrote:Funny, but ultimately, 40 seconds of my life that I will not be getting back.

Funny, it took me 2 minutes to get through this one.

a new level of rap crap...uhhh crap rap.

So true about finding something in your glass of milk. Timely, as I found a dead little fly in my coffee just as I was about to take a sip. Eww.

but he seems like the guy who would know . . looks like, smells likes, yes, tastes like.

de4d5y wrote:Just wanted to say that I love this video.

No Kidding! I don't know what it is about 8th grade sophomoric humor, but it always makes me laugh.

Stupid

This is all set up for a sequel! Remember the camera and trap he set up? Strange Poop II (the second crap).