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Dream Cheeky USB Stress Button

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.554s
First Sucker:
bfielder
Last Wooter to Woot:
christib2006
Last Purchase:
2 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 10% of Woot.com Woots
Top 5% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 23% of Woot.com Woots
Top 20% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

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  • 2% second woot
  • 17% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 52% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 90% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 48% bought 1
  • 20% bought 2
  • 32% bought 3

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Quality Posts



princesspraline


quality posts: 1 Private Messages princesspraline

Wha...???

indytycoon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages indytycoon

This is for those complaining about 3 big ticket items in a row. Is this a low enough ticket item for you?

Nesher


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Nesher

What do it do?

phelgon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages phelgon

Damn it, your checkout process takes too long! I wanted the Dyson. :-(

Scoops35


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Scoops35

Serious?

blainetallons


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blainetallons

Ohhhh
Big red button.
Must be pressed.


Warning this product may cause Big Red Button Syndrome.

phuckyui


quality posts: 0 Private Messages phuckyui

idk what this is

kgoodrich1


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kgoodrich1

Sometimes I wonder who actually buys these things.

www.djkyleg.tumblr.com

bvbooks


quality posts: 12 Private Messages bvbooks

Ohh! Looks well made.

/snirk

highwyre237


quality posts: 6 Private Messages highwyre237

why?

vinithehat


quality posts: 23 Private Messages vinithehat
Nesher wrote:What do it do?



it creates an explosion on your screen.

tilde


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tilde

So can this be hacked into some other cool thing? I still remember the fun I had with :cuecats:

lschofield


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lschofield

Midwest sure is stressed out.

Bogie21


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Bogie21

Much needed defense for the iZombie Apocalypse.

Be prepaired!

Ozzie2191


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Ozzie2191
princesspraline wrote:Wha...???



Ya, kind of what I said. Cute but useless product video. Here's a better one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYHG8FJqtw4

**Witty signature fail**Out of cheese error**Redo from start**

mreich00


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mreich00

The video is exquisite!

joelellis


quality posts: 0 Private Messages joelellis

So what is the fog that this thing makes? Is it safe for pets?

dsbyrd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dsbyrd

Well, I bought two, but I am not sure why.

zizzybaloobah


quality posts: 3 Private Messages zizzybaloobah

CosmicHippo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages CosmicHippo

How hard would it be to reprogram this to a simple macro? I want a rage button for when I get beat in starcraft that just types "gg" and quits the game.

rcpd34


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rcpd34

Watched the stupid video. Thats 3 mins I'll never get back. Still don't know what the damn thing does.

roflcopterpilotlol


quality posts: 0 Private Messages roflcopterpilotlol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYHG8FJqtw4

...no.

SpacelordMother


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SpacelordMother

I have one in my dungeon and it works great on tomatoes!

david1982


quality posts: 0 Private Messages david1982
kgoodrich1 wrote:Sometimes I wonder who actually buys these things.



*Points at self*

Thus far: 5 Random Bags! BING!

bennyg23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bennyg23

Works fantastic when hooked to optional Morphine pump!!!

basfiji


quality posts: 8 Private Messages basfiji

Why do I feel so compelled to buy this?

princesspraline


quality posts: 1 Private Messages princesspraline

This is where the bar for attaining, "Quality Post," is raised significantly.

Anyone... anyone...? Bueller....?

pamfenway


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pamfenway
Ozzie2191 wrote:Ya, kind of what I said. Cute but useless product video. Here's a better one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYHG8FJqtw4



Good find. As you say, the product video was useless. Now I *know* I don't want it...

jones424


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jones424
dsbyrd wrote:Well, I bought two, but I am not sure why.



thats the perfect reason lol

alanweber


quality posts: 0 Private Messages alanweber
rcpd34 wrote:Watched the stupid video. Thats 3 mins I'll never get back. Still don't know what the damn thing does.



I agree. The best I can gather from that worthless video is that you can put a picture of your boss on your monitor and it punches the picture when you push the button.

Ringo4422


quality posts: 19 Private Messages Ringo4422

Will it work om a Mac?

Vizio 32” 720p LCD HDTV (2 of them), Seagate 750GB SATA/300 7200RPM Hard Drive, SiliconDust HDHomeRun Dual Digital HDTV Tuner, Kodak Theater HD Player, Acer Aspire One 10.1” Netbook, Philips Prestigo 8-Device Universal Remote, Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook with 1.6GHz Atom Processor, Philips Upconverting DVD Player with DivX and HDMI, Ashley Rock Axe Full Size Rockband and Guitar Hero Controller for PS2 and PS3, Philips Icon 5 Device Universal Remote, and a bunch of other carp.

krazyballs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages krazyballs
CosmicHippo wrote:How hard would it be to reprogram this to a simple macro? I want a rage button for when I get beat in starcraft that just types "gg" and quits the game.



yea but i dont think it is that durable so that when you feel "enraged" you pound the blinkin crap out of it...at least thats how i feel playing playstation sometimes

indytycoon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages indytycoon
rcpd34 wrote:Watched the stupid video. Thats 3 mins I'll never get back. Still don't know what the damn thing does.



You watched the wrong video, it's only 30 seconds long.

jml326


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jml326

I love the picture of the box... dented, torn, and carppy. Woot, this was the best looking box you had for a picture?

johnrpar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages johnrpar

Is it useless for Mac too?

jrswansonjr


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jrswansonjr

Wah!

I took too long to think about it.

schoolcb


quality posts: 4 Private Messages schoolcb

EVERY Bundle of Crops that goes out this week will have one of these in it =)

SDG75006


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SDG75006

I'm kind of glad it sold out while I was watching the product video. dumb.

telymanbws


quality posts: 4 Private Messages telymanbws
kgoodrich1 wrote:Sometimes I wonder who actually buys these things.



Me! In for three! I can think of a couple people at work who can really use this. (Christmas?) My boss for one.

There is a saying about those who forget history. I don't remember what it said, but it was good.
-Stephen Colbert