Will they make my Roomba taste like a Bandolier o' Carrots?

richardhod wrote:what the hell are these things?

Probably contain snake oil...

They contain screaming monkey oil!

While it doesn't perform as well as they claim, it does make lemons really awesome. I bought some online a while ago. I tried a bunch of other things too, but nothing as notable as the lemons. Two of us ate like 8 of them.

I am so confused with by this product 0_o

You can't fool me, Woot. I know these are really just Soylent Green in a nicer package.

I would totally buy if they were half that price.

How long does each tablet last? Like 15 minutes or an hour or so. Just curious.

I thought miracle tablets were suppose to be blue....

Thinking about taking one of these while opening my Box of Crayons to take the (usual) experience from bleh to YEAH!

jyoz22 wrote:Can anyone share any miracles these tablets have been able to perform? For $9.99 it seems like a bargain!

i ate a whole lemon and it tasted like a sweet-tart!

i guess i can imagine their purpose..

When life gives you lemons, pop one and "Elevate your taste experience, transforming lemons into delicious sweet lemonade"

These mask sour taste. Yes, they really work.
You can put vinegar in your mouth and it'll taste something like bubblegum. Don't swallow, it'll hurt.

Foods I've tried these with:

-Lemons
-Limes
-Warheads
-Vinegar
-Coffee
-Sour patch kids
-Grapefruit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum
This is about half the price of these on amazon, http://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets/dp/B001LXYA5Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313599134&sr=8-1

Will these work with my Zune?

Isn't corn starch a "cheap filler"?

It's an extract of this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum

it makes EVERYTHING taste sweet for a short amount of time. In for 1 since I've been wanting to try this for a while and the actual fruit is difficult to get and expensive...

I saw something like this on dr Oz . Makes any food taste sweet. Spinach, broccoli, ect. Good for dieters who hate salads... Although, I have no clue what a salad would taste like if it was sweet? There should seriously be 100 tabs for this price.... 10 is barely enough to get thru 2 days of the RDA for veggies...

If these things are made from the berries I'm thinking of, they're pretty interesting. They can make a sardine taste like chocolate.

I'm very glad to see these are "New" and not refurbished!

Decent review on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets/dp/B001LXYA5Q

BTW the web page for that company is down. I would belive becasue of Woot. It maybe a conspericy.

in for 3 because a different brand are $14.99 for a box of 10 tablets over at ThinkGeek: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/ab3f/

These tablets are awesome! It makes fruit taste like it's candy!

dtran01 wrote:GIve it to the wife before BJ to spice up your bedroom life?

OK. When can your wife get here?

I have had a miracle Fruit party before and it was a BLAST!! These things work like magic. It makes all bitter/sour things taste VERY different. It was endless fun to eat all those foods, especially ones that I didn't like, and have them taste sweet and delicious. I would recommend everyone try these at least once. The tablets work great and are much easier to use then the berry.

dtran01 wrote:GIve it to the wife before BJ to spice up your bedroom life?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA someone had to say it...lol

Dubious? yes. I was, too. And then we had a miracle fruit party, and it was easily the most profound food experience I've ever had. We were eating lemons straight, and it was like the most delicious, amazing lemonade ever. Also amazing: tomatoes. Red Bull was actually drinkable. Hot sauce was incredible - you don't taste the sauce at all, just the hot. But that kills the effect quicker.

Worth the money. In for three.

For those asking what this is, it this stuff ground up and put in a tablet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum

collegeguypat wrote:How long does each tablet last? Like 15 minutes or an hour or so. Just curious.

30 min to an hour, depending on how much you abuse the product (the more you eat, the more quickly it's used up). You can also just take a half tablet for a shorter duration.

shawnwaugh wrote:
I usually get these off ThinkGeek (roughly the same price: $15 for 1, $30 for 3).

Correct me if I am wrong, but thinkgeek has them $15 for a pack of 10-- this is a pack of 20.

kippyj wrote:Is "miracle berry" just another name for dingleberry??? ftw???

Don't knock the Dingleberry. That used to be the store of choice in my neighborhood for all school shopping needs some 30+ years ago.

I LOVE my miracle fruit tree. Granted, I've only gotten three berries in the 6 months that I've had it, but I love the berries.

With that being said, does anyone know if the tablets taste like the berries...?

Even if these were free I wouldn't be in for 3 with the $5.00 shipping

Will this make my spam sandwich taste like magical fairy meat?

Finally! Something NOT refurbished that I want!

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!!

efooter wrote:These mask sour taste. Yes, they really work.
You can put vinegar in your mouth and it'll taste something like bubblegum. Don't swallow, it'll hurt.

Foods I've tried these with:

-Lemons
-Limes
-Warheads
-Vinegar
-Coffee
-Sour patch kids
-Grapefruit.

I didn't think of using it for coffee! Good one. Great for 4 hr body, and other low carb diets!

Features: "...mberry contains no colorants or cheap fillers"

Ingredients: ...corn starch."

Is corn starch now considered a "fancy filler"?

(I have time to kill before a conference. Have a good day y'all)

I think i saw these on 20-20 or someplace. They are the newest thing in legal mind altering supplements right. If i recall they produce euphoria and mild halucinations. Im up for trying em... in for three

shawnwaugh wrote:Don't listen to his lies!

I usually get these off ThinkGeek (roughly the same price: $15 for 1, $30 for 3). We have miracle fruit parties: we go to the farmer's market and load up on fresh produce, then return to our place, pop some M, and go to town. You've never tasted cantaloupe so delicious, strawberries so succulent.

It's like E for your tongue, and it wants to give all the fruit a backrub.

ThinkGeek: $15 + shipping for 10 tablets
woot!: $15 for 20 tablets

jezebelseven wrote:Correct me if I am wrong, but thinkgeek has them $15 for a pack of 10-- this is a pack of 20.

You're totally right.