WootBot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages WootBot

Staff

mberry Miracle Fruit Tablets - 20 Tablets

Speed to First Woot:
0m 1.552s
First Sucker:
knitmeapony
Last Wooter to Woot:
crazydragondink
Last Purchase:
2 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 11% of Woot.com Woots
Top 5% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 18% of Woot.com Woots
Top 15% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 3% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 27% < 10 woots
  • 27% < 25 woots
  • 40% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 90% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 65% bought 1
  • 23% bought 2
  • 12% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
100%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting







wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
------------------------------------------------------------
mberry Miracle Fruit Tablets - 20 Tablets
$9.99 + $5 Shipping
Condition: New

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

acdawg


quality posts: 27 Private Messages acdawg

Warning: not really a miracle.

danib62


quality posts: 11 Private Messages danib62

Are these things kosher?

dougknox85


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dougknox85

Do they taste like chalk? They don't look gummy I like all my miracles to be gummy.

LuckyLiz


quality posts: 1 Private Messages LuckyLiz

Huh?!?!?!?

dliidlii


quality posts: 29 Private Messages dliidlii

Jack wants some more magic beans

highwyre237


quality posts: 6 Private Messages highwyre237

I;ve always wondered about these...

I make have to give them a try

cradletodd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cradletodd

Are you kidding me?

elfman99


quality posts: 0 Private Messages elfman99

HUH?

All Dressed Up With Nowhere To Go

9203485793


quality posts: 0 Private Messages 9203485793

And NOW I've seen everything. Try popping one of these before having a mint. haha.

jpstrings


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jpstrings

It's a miracle if people actually buy this jun.k

whatsamattaU


quality posts: 1015 Private Messages whatsamattaU
acdawg wrote:Warning: not really a miracle.



Warning: not really fruit.

CCericola


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CCericola

Do you think they'll have refurbs later? I'd rather save some money.

tygraham


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tygraham

'mberry disappointed with this. I was hoping it was Bundle of Crops time!

CowboyDann


quality posts: 702 Private Messages CowboyDann

I have no freaking idea what these are...

I'm in for 3

jyoz22


quality posts: 5 Private Messages jyoz22

Can anyone share any miracles these tablets have been able to perform? For $9.99 it seems like a bargain!

richardhod


quality posts: 261 Private Messages richardhod

what the hell are these things?

Probably contain snake oil...

pothole


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pothole

I wonder if they have these refurbished for a few dollars less?

rebeltreble


quality posts: 12 Private Messages rebeltreble

I never understood the point of these things. If you are eating food you don't think tastes good, then don't!

Signatures are harshing my mellow.

ger16


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ger16

really?!

jcking1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jcking1

Woot: now dealing drugs!

dliidlii


quality posts: 29 Private Messages dliidlii

fifty cents a tablet! With shipping seventy five cents!! Pass

hiddenmanna


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hiddenmanna

These things are actually pretty cool, you can trick out your taste buds... lemons taste fairly sweet and oranges will blow your mind. not a miracle, but pretty fun none the less

bytefield


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bytefield

So what does it make Bacon Salt taste like?

acdawg


quality posts: 27 Private Messages acdawg

Give one to your dog so poop tastes even better!

kippyj


quality posts: 12 Private Messages kippyj

Is "miracle berry" just another name for dingleberry??? ftw???

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris

tdlockard


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tdlockard

They're actually pretty awesome.

uksiebs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages uksiebs

Poison?! are you kidding me?! This drink tastes just like berries!

cool423


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cool423

If you take one of these it will make your perception of this WO killer seem more pleasant.

psac42


quality posts: 4 Private Messages psac42

I LOOOOOOOVE PONIES?

catta


quality posts: 1 Private Messages catta

This isn't really a deal if you buy three--Thinkgeek has them for the same price, and you can sometimes get free shipping there.

First Big o' Cosmos: Super-secret Moofi edition on 06/16/2011

highwyre237


quality posts: 6 Private Messages highwyre237
9203485793 wrote:And NOW I've seen everything. Try popping one of these before having a mint. haha.



lol... I can only imagine...

hmmmm, anyone try miracle fruit before, is it really that crazy?

indytycoon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages indytycoon

CONDITION: New

Good to know.

duodec


quality posts: 13 Private Messages duodec

"PLEASE NOTE: This product poses a CHOKING HAZARD for children under 5 years of age. Adult supervision required."

Yes, but does it make the screaming monkeys taste better for those six and older?

Mmmm, Chilled Monkey Brains that taste just like sweet berries!

Look upon my Avatar, ye whiny, and despair!

ensuingrequiem


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ensuingrequiem

These are amazing. You chew this up real good and get the juice to cover all over your taste buds. Then you can eat a lemon or a lime and it tastes extremely sweet, no sour/citrus at all.

helibobber


quality posts: 0 Private Messages helibobber

Shouldn't they just give these away?

shawnwaugh


quality posts: 4 Private Messages shawnwaugh
acdawg wrote:Warning: not really a miracle.



Don't listen to his lies!

I usually get these off ThinkGeek (roughly the same price: $15 for 1, $30 for 3). We have miracle fruit parties: we go to the farmer's market and load up on fresh produce, then return to our place, pop some M, and go to town. You've never tasted cantaloupe so delicious, strawberries so succulent.

It's like E for your tongue, and it wants to give all the fruit a backrub.

dsmith88


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dsmith88

OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG, youve got to be kiddin

Burning-Chrome


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Burning-Chrome

Hmmm... Not moving very fast, so I am guessing, it's a very Small miracle? Time for lunch.