Arrrgg!!!! Hey! If any of my fellow wooters are looking for any last-minute Bundle of Crops ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Matt Rutledge, founder of woot, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in the DFW Metroplex with all the other internet retailers and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, slow-as-crap, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of flying monkeys site he runs! Hallelujah! Holy crap! Where's the Tylenol?