In for three! The more I take, the bigger it's going to get, right? :P

Hard up for woot-off items?

30-day supply, 90-day warrenty. Hmmm....

Gag gift FTW. Wish I could have 3 but I guess it'd get old after the first time anyway. Hate that the new deal with Amazon means I have to pay tax but I don't get the benefit of my Prime shipping.

So what's next? Mommy's "little helper?" :O

I knew that amazon bought woot, but when did the teenage boys buy amazon? This is ridiculous.

bubbaq wrote:must work - my netbook now has a 42" widescreen.

+! LOLZMFAO

LOL... 0% bought 3.

haha dont get them caught in your throat will get a stiff neck

Yes, but are they Mac compatible?

Shouldn't the countdown bar be getting longer instead of shorter?

Bindle of Carrots? LOL

If anyone else has noticed so far.



100% bought 1
0% bought 2
0% bought 3


So I guess everyone is getting in on the action as it were.

Are they telling us the Woot Off is not near over? We need more staying power?

Dear Woot,

There is a significant difference between "Crap" and "Complete Sh*t"...of which ExtenZe is the latter. Please restrict yourself to selling the former.

Thanks.

Sincerely,

gumbright

Interested, Interested, highly intrestd,, very intrested,, suddenly lost interest,

Anyone who thinks this crap works deserves to have their money wasted.

...really?

I thought these would go fast, but as advertised they're still going strong.

Why not just woot playboy magazine? It will help increase the size.

Congratulations Woot. A new low. Not only does this stuff not work, but they have been successfully sued.

http://www.extenzesettlement.com/

ptalarczyk wrote:Trying to get more customers on kids.woot I think

I lol'd

These are fading faster than I thought they would...

Well, a lot of stuff Woot hawks (particularly on the sponsored deals) are crap, but this is worse - a scam.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Before ExtenZe all the chicks i was hooking up with were 2's or 3's. Acne, halitosis, and venereal diseases were the name of the game. But after ExtenZe, all dime pieces, just last week my hot Aunt tried to make a pass. Thank you ExtenZe and thank you Woot for the great deal!

AND NOW....for something completely different!

Perhaps a hard sell of this will stimulate the economy?

alambertus wrote:Thank goodness these aren't refurbished...

Almost died laughing

Woot just went to a whole new level

kindnessistheanswer wrote:I'm a girl and what is this?

you know, male enhancement :D

sdc100 wrote:"Increase the size of your penis in just a few weeks by taking one ExtenZe tablet each day"

As a Medical Research Analyst with a background in sexuality, I'd say that this is impossible. Period. The only way this can happen is mechanically, i.e. surgery or stretching, both of which are dangerous. And any chemical that can even attempt this would be hormonal which makes it dangerous.

The only real safe way to extend penis length is through weight loss in the pubic area. Most people don't realize that the vast majority of the penis is actually inside the body. Lose weight and more will show externally.

only post worthy of the "quality post" imo

DarthJay wrote:Wow...sounds like somebody bought 3.

Bwahahaha! I almost just spit BACON! You know I was thinking something similar, but being a woman, just couldn't bring myself to say it!

Great stocking stuffer. Eh..

They're not refurbished! Holy crap!

I can't believe this, I hope it's a joke, it's the first time I've actually been ashamed of Woot!.

Really? That's all I need is a bigger penis!

They're not refurbished! Holy crap!

kawennakwas wrote:lol I knew woot was a woman!

Now you've got me humming "Woot looks like a lady" to this tune:

joshrulzz wrote:Extenz? Seriously? What's next, woot, healing magnets?

Balance bracelets... or have they been sold here before?