always wanted a Ben Wallace sex doll.

smittypap wrote:FREEZE! HANDS UP!!

That's just wrong.. lol

What a great write-up.

No dice. Limit of three, and I'd have to have at LEAST twenty to start my army of invincible jetpack-riding, compressed-air-powered Afro-coiffed supermen. Unacceptable, Woot! How do I start my army of invincible jetpack-riding, compressed-air-powered Afro-coiffed supermen if you limit my genius to three per account!

LOL! What the heck? This Woot Off has certainly had some interesting stuff!

I'm in for one. I'll be setting it up at the cabin. Maybe it'll scare away any would-be intruders when we're not there.

Wat

What????

zzzzz78759 wrote:Hahahahaha!

Can I put him in the passenger seat and drive in the car pool lane???

If you can fit him in your car, sure. Just don't give the cop a hard time when he pulls you over.

Not my type.

Not sure which is funnier - this or the male enhancement product.

taioko wrote:I totally want to buy this for my brother for his birthday. It would be a waste of money though, his girlfriend wouldn't allow it in the apartment. ooh I wanna buy it! LOL

I bought it for my brother for Christmas! If I can resist opening it...

If this were Ron Artess (or whatever his name is now), I would be in for 3!

xdavex wrote:Is this like those clowns that you punch and they bounce back up? Sort of like a Weeble.

I agree, I was thinking Bozo the clown when I first saw it. I LOOOOOOOVE PONIES?

supra441979 wrote:That's just wrong.. lol

Stop, or I'll shoot

you an email with the correct TCP report format.

This goes well with the blue pills

I've got to get one so I can win the Bubble Baba Challenge!

http://gawker.com/5829385/meanwhile-in-russia-a-sex+doll-river-race/gallery/1?preview=0

dabartle wrote:always wanted a Ben Wallace sex doll.

Enjoy!

For the father that's to drunk to play a little one on one with Jr.
Here son go shoot around with this its your new roll model!

he looks like WALL-E

gargreguan wrote:Is it wrong that I want to buy 3 and station them outside my neighbor's windows late at night?

It's only wrong if you don't have a video camera rolling when they freak out.

Don't smack that thing- Al Sharpton will show up at your house to discuss it.

Hard to pass this up. I think it may scare my 3 yr old though.

da eff?

This may be the finest item I've ever seen on woot. I can't stop laughing.

Here's the official website.

http://inflatabledefender.com/

I was hoping to find other players there but alas its just Ben.

IF he gets to play another game for the Detroit Pistons in pro basketball (the NBA), the Detroit fans should buy all of these up and take it to a home game. One of the phrases in Detroit about his hair (in his prime, a top defensive player for sure) was "Fear the 'fro" (as noted in the description). For what it's worth, he's thinking of being a public defender (a real lawyer) in the future.

fldeals wrote:Definitely the funniest and scariest item ever on Woot!

I was going to say the exact same thing!

girl friend explanation card included

... now with real hair!!!

Will it hold helium?

Does this work with a mac?

marchingleatherneck wrote:this is great! i wish i had a use for this!

the car pool lane?

CARPOOL LANE HERE I COME!!!

in for one

will dress it up and put it in the bushes in the schoolyard nextdoor

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtespeLin2c

I don't know why it reminds me of that.

too many cookies!

I would almost get one of these just to screw with ppl in my office, but the price is too high, or at least throw in free shipping... its got to cost more to house these than it would to ship them.

scootertwu wrote:Hard to pass this up. I think it may scare my 3 yr old though.

Then I say go for it. There are very few joys in life better then traumatizing your kids. If you're not traumatizing, you’re not parenting!

DANG...he's TALL!!!

http://inflatabledefender.com/

there's a video too:

http://inflatabledefender.com/video.htm

Can you install the sound from the screaming monkey?