kevinhooch wrote:No, he can't swim...

Again, can't figure out if that is racist or funny.

Missed out on the bag o crap earlier by a second, no way I can miss out on this!

At the very least it'll be a perfect white elephant gift.

whatsamattaU wrote:He's not 7 foot tall, but coincidentally a great defender who used to be with Detroit. A recent Hall of Famer, and sharp dresser ;0

Sorry I just think dummy when you make the news for all the crazy antics and all-around odd behavior he presented. Not that he wasn't an incredibly skilled athelete (because I wouldn't argue he wasn't). Just needed to dial down the crazy.

gameros wrote:And he has handles on the back for god knows what

Yeee Haw!!

Probably shoots free throws better than the real Ben Wallace.

tv2112 wrote:Actually I just put O.M.G...woot added the extras with ponies and such

No sh#t, Sherlock.....

I laughed very hard when I read the description.
I ordered it.
Will I laugh when I get it?
Will my wife?

I have always wanted to own one.

I didn't want to buy this. But then I realized just how exquisite this would be in the capacity of torturing my office mates. Well done Woot, well done.

This is going to scare the crap out of someone sleeping over at my house!

jpawmsu wrote:Does it come with the fire that burns inside rodney Stuckey??



inside pistons joke, since this is michigan week at woot

Yes it is, hoping Pistons fans buy these up and he plays one more year and can be surrounded by these in the Palace (if security would let them in).

mrbarister wrote:I'm going to put this in front of my front door window, to scare away people at night.

congrats to the 286th person who said this. you're our winner.

spacemart wrote:might work as a raft?

Must...resist...racist joke...

I'M SORRY!

clydemnestra2 wrote:I respect Ben Wallace, and even if I did not, I would find the racial tenor of many of the remarks here offensive.

I did buy it, though, mainly for my brother-in-law, and for the picture opportunity I will get when he is kneeling and inflating it.

grow up, mr. politically correct. check out bet station and see all the references to cracker. yes we are all different, ashame to pretend its not reality.

OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG

Instant in-for-1...so many great uses for this!

tv2112 wrote:Sorry I just think dummy when you make the news for all the crazy antics and all-around odd behavior he presented. Not that he wasn't an incredibly skilled athelete (because I wouldn't argue he wasn't). Just needed to dial down the crazy.

I'm not disagreeing with you on that at all (i.e., crazy actions), but apologies a plenty when he gave his Hall of Fame speech this month.

Buy three, fill your car, drive in the HOV lane!
Sadly, you *will* get pulled over, as it will look like you're holding triplets at gunpoint.

Whats next an inflatable BBC LOL

Ok folks. It's been fun killing time at work with you, but now it's time for me to go home. Thanks to the Verizon strike I have no TV and no internet. We just moved so there is not much food in the house either. My house is officially a third world country. Night all!

is he still playin? i'm in for one to keep the squirels away.

Raise the roof!

What the crap??? i can't believe I have to wait for this thing to sell out before another deal comes along, I just figured out how Woot offs work today!


Hey wait a second . . . why does my avatar look like Mersula the gorgon?

Hurry up and buy these! It's my bed time, and I want monkeys.

craigthom wrote:Hurry up and buy these! It's my bed time, and I want monkeys.

Motion seconded!

Woo-Hoot! Alabama has graduated from black to really dark green on wooter states!

rinverso wrote:is he still playin? i'm in for one to keep the squirels away.

He's debating on retiring, wants to be a lawyer (public defender) if he does retire.

greatbigdragon wrote:What the crap??? i can't believe I have to wait for this thing to sell out before another deal comes along, I just figured out how Woot offs work today!

Congrats.. tomorrow you can work on learning how to chew solid food.

I can barely resist the urge to buy one. I'm torn between "That's racist" and "That's hilarious!"

xamen7 wrote:Motion seconded!

Uh, motion thirded!?

I really wish I had a use for this :D I would have been in for 3, though, were they $5 apiece

mjemk21 wrote:uhh those are actually great defensive stats. he was one of the greatest defenders of our time and won defensive player of the year in the NBA multiple times. In his prime some consider him the greatest defender ever along with greats such as dennis rodman and michael jordan. he wasn't in the NBA for his offensive skills, he was ridiculously strong and powerful and was a force down low who would go up against the best offensive centers in the league and shut them down.

Also all of these people being racist just calm down. No wonder why you live in the states you live in, i.e. North and South Dakota, Alabama, Texas, etc.

For those of you acting smug and funny who have no clue who this is but feel the need to make a comment since you can't control your "intelligent" self stop before you make a fool of yourself. you just prove that you know nothing about sports and everything about incompetence when you act OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG PONIES! like that. haters sit down.

greatbigdragon wrote:Uh, motion thirded!?

And fourth, my good sir.

Or, is it "fourthered"? d0h! >_<

bwi scares me.... really Is going to chop me?

Holy Carp Batman! Someone just gave me an great idea! Tape a butcher knife to his hand and you got AWESOME Halloween prop!!!
"Where's my money ho!"

rinverso wrote:grow up, mr. politically correct. check out bet station and see all the references to cracker. yes we are all different, ashame to pretend its not reality.

you tell someone who is being politically correct, or just plain not being a bigot, that they need to GROW UP because they don't feel comfortable with people making racist comments? real mature, you showed them whose grown up alright. obviously you are. even if you were right about that insane, arbitrary comment about BET (which you couldn't be more wrong btw) that's a reason to stoop down to that level and become a racist? sorry sir but you are ridiculous and I can't believe people like you exist. you have an extremely clouded and outdated mind. good luck

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CRAP i missed it. Would have gone great in my dorm room

Ahhh! I was too slow. I was laughing so hard watching the video on the official website and now I came back too late to order one. Please if someone got one one to spare contact me! I need this as a gift for my husband he is a huge Ben fan!!!

If you buy one, don't expect it to pay rent.