Modern Jazz

It would be Yanni like

A movie sound track because it sounds like something the Oompa Loompa would sing in the chocolate factory to make fun of those of us who have purchased the venerable Bundle of Crops

Jazz, of course.

There's no theme or identifiable repeating pattern to either one.

Circus plate spinning music

Rockola Crapola

[quote postid="4626602" user="paulpnevada"]Jazz, of course.
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Jazz and Hands.

Ice cream truck greatest hits

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Polka -- with more Cow Bell!!!!

The Woot-Off could never be a musical genre. It would actually be the most eclectic mix of musical genres ever assembled...from Big Band to Gangsta Rap, from Classical to Techno...from Oldies to Newies...

The music would be much like the items that are sold during the Woot-Off...every time a new song came up, there would be a least a few listeners saying "What the heck is that?", "Are you kidding me, you listen to that ...?" and of course, the obligatory "That s_u_c_k_s".

metal accordion? i think so.

thorozaine wrote:It would be like Dubstep, because it takes forever for the awesome stuff to drop, but when it does... It's gone far too fast.

uh huh. yeah.

Clownstep

Gregorian Techno.

Woot is like Crabgrass, obviously. Think Black Jake and the Carnies, with all the bouncing around on stage, flying balloons, uptempo music. . .

What I am about to show you is a song and band that was much, much better at Wheatland Music festival, where they had a more WOOT feel with a bunch more room to really jump around, a banjo mounted flamethrower, a bunch more practice with the song, dozens of their balloons bouncing in the crowd, and a banjo mounted flame thrower.

You really should have seen the banjo mounted flame thrower.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn8BKE2xjNo

Definitively, it is like the Merengue: You take a couple of steps forward, then a Sansa back.

Prog Rock. It's 24 hours long and makes no sense.

Baroque

Today would be definitely elevator music.

DashingDave wrote:Polka. With extra accordion.

Totally beat me to it. Obvious choice.

Other: Polka.

Broadway Musical

muzak on downers.

Other. Its like hitting Pandora and letting it go completely random. Could be anything...

Post-Hardcore :o

Metal

Something repetitive... most of the time it's the same crap over and over.

It would be sample-heavy indie trip-hop. Things you've heard before, in a new form, and all kind of minimalist.

I think that rather than a genre we should apply a specific theme song to the Woot-Off. I liken to the 1812 Overture. Lively, chaotic and exciting.

It would be Phantom of the Paradise

I see it as an odd amalgam of various Broadway styles/productions.
A dramatic, exuberant, joyful, heart-wrenching, spectacle where the mundane mingles with the bizarre and the bold and bland walk hand in hand while delicately balancing the tasteful and the tasteless in a narrative that can only be described as Les Miserables meets Spiderman, Turn Off the Dark meets Oklahoma! meets Rent meets A Chorus Line meets The Producers meets (insert any random Broadway title here).
I'm tired of having to type this crap out just so a couple more people may understand my point of view. Woot! is Woot! (damnit, I never noticed this before but its name already sounds like some Broadway debacle). Some of the music lifts our souls while other 'pieces' make us feel like someone is cleaning our ears with crooked rusty jagged drill bits turning slowly against our eardrums because the cordless drill that's being used is underpowered (yes, I'm looking at you Woot.... and you, Harbor Freight). Some of the dance numbers can only be described as frenetic, uncoordinated undulations upon the stage that is the realm of internet commerce, but for every such convulsion there is a celebration of life and movement to match.
Blah, blah, blah....
I've successfully wasted twenty minutes of my workday here in the office thanks to you, Woot!

No, seriously, thank you Woot!

P.S.
Since Wootoffs are presented in a much more rapidfire style, I'll just throw it out there that they could be in the style of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog simply because I think that Joss Whedon's snide, sarcastic, playful, yet ultimately filled with loss, sense of humor would fit in well with your writing staff.

Uh....it would be to the tune of Happy Birthday, but with different words. Oh, and it would be sung at funerals...

That really annoying pop song that's been so overplayed you want to kill yourself every time you hear it.

It would for sure be dubstep!!! Its has the wubwubwubwub which is similar to a roller coaster with the ups and downs. Most importantly, however, is the insane DROP which causes sensory overload and pure awesomeness !!!

Woot's been easy listening for a while now. Where's the leak frog and the squids?

tiler100 wrote:Bad elevator music.

Yup!

Nerdcore. Absotively.

Bad country - instead of "I lost my wife, lost my horse, lost my bottle..." It's "I lost my credit card code just while buying the Bundle of Crops!"

Klezmer

Texas two-step while drinking too much beer and listening to hard rock. Reminds me of Hayseed Dixie covers of AC/CD's "You Shook Me All Night Long" or Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody."