I had been away from woot for awhile and this is what I am coming back too? Amazon what have you done to woot? Where is my woot at? What happened to the woot my used to love???

What a fantastic way to get anal from the wife!!!!

mommacomet wrote:Perfect wedding/wedding shower gifts!!

True, if you hate the couple.

This will come in handy after you've used the Dyson, made dinner with the grill, and whipped me up a smoothie....all compliment of Woot!

trbofr13nd wrote:Oh man I'd get it but the $5 shipping kills it for me.

I used to think that way, but then, they charge the same shipping for everything. No one says anything when a 40" TV shows up shipped for $5.

EvilE1174 wrote:What a fantastic way to get anal from the wife!!!!

She has a strap-on?

YOU SUCK WOOT !

YOU SUCK.

This SUCKS.

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME !

alaskajoel wrote:Utah is LOVING it...hmmm....

well most guys there have like 6 wives so yeah

KyserSoze wrote:She has a strap-on?

Well played sir

CowboyDann wrote:I had no idea what these are so I bought 3

at least buy 5 so they match the shipping charge

This Woot-off hath jumped the shark.

KyserSoze wrote:She has a strap-on?

LOL

Cute

KyserSoze wrote:She has a strap-on?

her giving up the hiney, not me, lol!!

Why do I need one . . . .

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Oh yea . . .

The description of this item would sound dirty, except that it says it's a "Dry" Erase Chart.

The description of this item would sound dirty, except that it says it's a "Dry" Erase Chart.

what poooony would pay $6 for this??

Shadow87Warrior wrote:Overpriced note board for the college dorm doors.

um, not exacly ... you actually have to be married... so this item may sit here awahile ...

Honey do, honey don't.

andrewkl wrote:I hope you cleaned off afterwards?

Mopped Up

ladyinthestorm wrote:This is the only thing I've purchased this wootoff. I'm a sucker for pin ups. If only I could have gotten the my order for the matching mouse pad came to completion.

What ?

Will this work with my Mac?

WOW WORST WOOT EVER

alaskajoel wrote:Utah is LOVING it...hmmm....

cause they're the state of M&Ms

Mountains and Mormans.

Mormans: more than one wife is ok.

I forsee a lot of these going out in Bindles...

Cute product that validates what I've said all along: that marriage is simply legalized prostitution, LOL.

If I saw these in a store for a buck, I'd pick up a few....but not willing to pay %5 shipping for 3. Sorry Woot. :/

fred2001 wrote:Choking hazard???

That's just plain dirty. Unfortunately the write-up is accurate.

Why does this need a 90 Day Limited Warrantee (he asks rhetorically . . . )

vbrookie wrote:I had been away from woot for awhile and this is what I am coming back too? Amazon what have you done to woot? Where is my woot at? What happened to the woot my used to love???

Not here. I get that they are in the business of selling stuff. They got stuff, we either buy or don't buy. The problem now is the practice of putting whatever amazon sweeps on to woot, expecting that we buy it just to move to the next item. which most times can be just as crappy or worst than the last.

Honey do.. You want to see the next item?

This just made me woot off all over my keyboard

vbrookie wrote:I had been away from woot for awhile and this is what I am coming back too? Amazon what have you done to woot? Where is my woot at? What happened to the woot my used to love???

I'm certainly not thrilled with this either, but the Excalibur woot-off days weren't much better....

KyserSoze wrote:She has a strap-on?

haha, your evil.

hmm

???????

Is it $5 per each DIFFERENT item purchased during woot off.

If I buy this and the next item do I pay 5 or 10 shipping?????????????

Ugh - enough already - ZZZZZzzzzzzz

Cmon guys I bought 3 let's take one for the team and get these sold out!

If I'm not wrong, this is an accounting system for domestic prostitutes.