Go sling a monkey you buncha sword swallowers!

dliidlii wrote:If you think woot should give everyone who waited here a BAG of Cash because they failed to turn off the woot lights copy this msg and add ditto to your post. Maybe woot will atone for their mistake.

DITTO!

bluejester wrote:Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaa
life had just begun...

But now they've gone and thrown it all awaaaaaaaay!

In 3 minutes a Dyson will show.

onestinkyfish wrote:And now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Mama, ooh ooh oooh ohh.., Didn't mean to make
you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Mikertc wrote:DITTO!

Me too!!!

Is woot! broke???!!!

ALRIGHT KIDS!
TWO MINUTE WARNING
TWO MINUTE WARNING

Woot foul! Shame on you Woot.

Spell Woot backwards and kind of upsode down, and you have tooM! Start diggin' the grave for this Woot off!

Dear Wooters:

Do you like PONIES?

I made you stare at blinking lights for an hour. How do you like them PONIES?

Staff

drp1103 wrote:Some poor intern is running through the vast Woot warehouse right now trying to find more as the supervisor screams "What do you mean you started with monkeys!" from the office door.

LOL... maybe he misheard "We finish with monkeys" as "We're finished with monkeys."

woot is a psych experiment.. ya lab rats.. wise up.

woot is a psych experiment.. ya lab rats.. wise up.

Spell Woot backwards and kind of upside down, and you have tooM! Start diggin' the grave for this Woot off!

woot you have exactly 10 seconds to impress me. :[

ctl2003 wrote:Water is more valuable in Texas at the moment

Time to Rage-pee.

I shaved my b@ll$ for an ending like this?

I've had one of these useless tablets for a while. Despite my anticipation and eager attempts to make it do anything useful it turns out to by just another paperweight

woot you have exactly 10 seconds to impress me. :[

ctl2003 wrote:Water is more valuable in Texas at the moment

Time to Rage-pee.

woot you have exactly 10 seconds to impress me. :[

Gotta get to the guitar solo ending of Bohemian Rhapsody before it is too late!

dliidlii wrote:If you think woot should give everyone who waited here a BAG of Cash because they failed to turn off the woot lights copy this msg and add ditto to your post. Maybe woot will atone for their mistake.

Ditto

bluejester wrote:Mama, ooh ooh oooh ohh.., Didn't mean to make
you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all
the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Gotta get to the guitar solo ending of Bohemian Rhapsody before it is too late!

Spell Woot backwards and kind of upside down, and you have tooM! Start diggin' the grave for this Woot off!

What happened?

dliidlii wrote:If you think woot should give everyone who waited here a BAG of Cash because they failed to turn off the woot lights copy this msg and add ditto to your post. Maybe woot will atone for their mistake.

Ditto

dliidlii wrote:If you think woot should give everyone who waited here a BAG of Cash because they failed to turn off the woot lights copy this msg and add ditto to your post. Maybe woot will atone for their mistake.

Why do you think you should get something for nothing? They aren't holding you here against your will.

Spell Woot backwards and kind of upside down, and you have tooM! Start diggin' the grave for this Woot off!

What happened?

ugh. Come on already.

mmeyers13 wrote:Since we seem to have some time... Hi, My name is Mark, I like Mexican food and working on my car- time machine. I thought I saw a flying saucer once, but it was probably just a military probe looking to steal my thoughts. I also have a vast collection of aluminum hats.

Been drinking?

Fellow wooters - I've been here since 2006. Woot! sucks, yet we lve them so. Sometimes their servers are crappier than the crap in your bags and the site moves sdlower than SmartPost. It's what makes Woot!, Woo!
So, stop complaining. There is no customer service here, and that is good.
Amen.

ugh. Dyson fan...

Monkeys! Monkeys! Monkeys! Monkeys! Monkeys! Monkeys!

ugh. Dyson fan...

dliidlii wrote:If you think woot should give everyone who waited here a BAG of Cash because they failed to turn off the woot lights copy this msg and add ditto to your post. Maybe woot will atone for their mistake.

Why do you think you should get something for nothing? They aren't holding you here against your will.

dliidlii wrote:If you think woot should give everyone who waited here a BAG of Cash because they failed to turn off the woot lights copy this msg and add ditto to your post. Maybe woot will atone for their mistake.

Why do you think you should get something for nothing? They aren't holding you here against your will.