mmeyers13 wrote:Since we seem to have some time... Hi, My name is Mark, I like Mexican food and working on my car- time machine. I thought I saw a flying saucer once, but it was probably just a military probe looking to steal my thoughts. I also have a vast collection of aluminum hats.

Been drinking?

Fellow wooters - I've been here since 2006. Woot! sucks, yet we lve them so. Sometimes their servers are crappier than the crap in your bags and the site moves sdlower than SmartPost. It's what makes Woot!, Woo!
So, stop complaining. There is no customer service here, and that is good.
Amen.

REALLY?!?!??!?!???

REALLY?!?!??!?!???

sadness.. table fan

superstargoddess wrote:Holy crap, 2500? Now I feel crappy again since I'm sure I would have got in on one of those!

I have two questions for anyone who can help me:

1. Is there any way to set up your actual credit card number to stay in your info instead of the whole XXXXXXXXXlast4numbershere?

2. What is the screaming monkey about? I've been a wooter since 2006 but I have either not known or have forgot what that is about.

I haven't had money for several years, so now that I do I'm able to woot again!

Here's an example: the toy monkey they sell can make a screaming sound, like this:

http://www.woot.com/blog/viewentry.aspx?id=19058

sadness.. table fan

steve2112 wrote:I have a case of bottled water that cost about $3.99. Maybe I could trade it to Woot for a Bundle of Crops? I would even pay $5 to ship it to them, just so we could break even!

Send them a case, better chance of getting their attention LOL

Fellow wooters - I've been here since 2006. Woot! sucks, yet we lve them so. Sometimes their servers are crappier than the crap in your bags and the site moves sdlower than SmartPost. It's what makes Woot!, Woo!
So, stop complaining. There is no customer service here, and that is good.
Amen.

REALLY?!?!??!?!???

Fellow wooters - I've been here since 2006. Woot! sucks, yet we lve them so. Sometimes their servers are crappier than the crap in your bags and the site moves sdlower than SmartPost. It's what makes Woot!, Woo!
So, stop complaining. There is no customer service here, and that is good.
Amen.

Worst. Woot-Off. Ever.

REALLY?!?!??!?!???

xcapone wrote:Why do you think you should get something for nothing? They aren't holding you here against your will.

why else a chance for something for nothing is what a Bindle of Carrots is anyway

textunclear wrote:In 3 minutes a Dyson will show.

Psychic?

Between the sound of my lonely monkey grieving its lost brothers and sisters, and nightmares involving rage-pee, it's going to be a restless night tonight. Woot, I hope you can live with knowing how you've turned my life upside down with your broken policies and protocols.

Double, secret probation.

aaronshall wrote:Been drinking?

of course. Woot off = drinking!

whatsamattaU wrote:Here's an example: the toy monkey they sell can make a screaming sound, like this:

http://www.woot.com/blog/viewentry.aspx?id=19058

Thank you!

goomer4 wrote:Fellow wooters - I've been here since 2006. Woot! sucks, yet we lve them so. Sometimes their servers are crappier than the crap in your bags and the site moves sdlower than SmartPost. It's what makes Woot!, Woo!
So, stop complaining. There is no customer service here, and that is good.
Amen.

Dude, what a downer!

Yes guys, remember they don't have to offer Bundle of Crops at all. So please don't say negative things!

I bid you all goodnight... Although it will be hard to wake in the morning due to the organ that is my heart lying next to me having been forcefully extracted in the figurative sense by a non-existent monkey...

Well, my friends it's that time again. Time for all of us to go our separate ways until we meet again under more pleasant circumstances.

P.S. - If you see a guy rage-peeing it's best you keep your distance. Intervention is not the proper way to handle this.

Mikertc wrote:I bid you all goodnight... Although it will be hard to wake in the morning due to the organ that is my heart lying next to me having been forcefully extracted in the figurative sense by a non-existent monkey...

-gives you hugz tiem-

-falls to knees- CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!!

The Day the Ponies Come Back (2000)
OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG PONIES!!
PWNY
OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG PWNIES
P-P-P-PONYs
snuffleupagus
OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG PONIES!
pony
OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG PONIES!
Need more history channel.
OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG PONIES!
Bundle of Crops
Bundle of Crops
Bundle of Crops
too many cookies
!!

angies91 wrote:Between the sound of my lonely monkey grieving its lost brothers and sisters, and nightmares involving rage-pee, it's going to be a restless night tonight. Woot, I hope you can live with knowing how you've turned my life upside down with your broken policies and protocols.

Double, secret probation.

Double Double.

Don't wootoffs usually end with flying monkeys or lights for sale?

itburns wrote:And just what is Woot policy?

From the WOOT website: "When Woot-Off mode is over, the orange lights will disappear and our normal schedule will resume."

Anyone have any buyers remorse and want to sell me one of these?

snoggish wrote:Worst. Woot-Off. Ever.

Hmmm...Never heard that before.

Borderline as a training exercise; really need to tighten things up before there's a Woot-off!