WootBot


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If you know Mortimer, you know he loves basketball with an intensity rivaled only by... well, by every other feeling he has. He's sort of manic. But anyway, he loves basketball. With the season in jeopardy, he's freaking out.

SBCJester21


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This may very well be in the Top Ten of Best Mortimer & Monte videos ever!

jnorden


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FINALLY! This is the first "Mortimer & Monte" episode since tax time! That's like, I dunno, May, June, July,... its been five months! FIVE MONTHS!! Pleeze don't make us wait that long for the next episode. Thanks.

caffeine_dude


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SBCJester21 wrote:This may very well be in the Top Ten of Best Mortimer & Monte videos ever!



I know and I do not even care about Pro Ball. ( I do now I know how much it means to Mortimer)

I love the blank stare Monte gives Mortimer!
`:-)

Please don't delete this post, I am trying, honest!

Geniekid


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I have to say - I've never been disappointed with Mortimer and Monte before this episode...and that trend continues :D

"What? Is this some kind of mind game Monte? Are you playing Sudoku with me right now? Is that what's going on?" LOL.

klozitshoper


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I just love them no matter what they are doing or talking about. And, I did not know there was a NBA lockout, so for the non-sports knowledgable, this was educational.

matthew


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jnorden wrote:FIVE MONTHS!!



I'm sure it warms their fuzzy hearts to hear you're happy they've returned. When we moved offices way back then, their break room got all dismantled. They needed a new table built and everything. And somehow there always seems to be something more urgent to do at work than assemble a tiny table for monkey toys.

skippykj


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matthew wrote:I'm sure it warms their fuzzy hearts to hear you're happy they've returned. When we moved offices way back then, their break room got all dismantled. They needed a new table built and everything. And somehow there always seems to be something more urgent to do at work than assemble a tiny table for monkey toys.



"Should I set up the tiny break room for M&M? Nah, I'll just make an elaborate music video about how stupid tiny dog clothes are because I want Randy to dance in a Dog suit."

It totally makes sense now.

mkentosh


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Ok, one observation...... the laptop is way too small for his flying monkey hands. If he types on that, he could crush that prop.

PocketBrain


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Mortimer might benefit from a Ritalin prescription.

WilfBrim


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Can we start a fund to get Mortimer's arms fixed? It's really bad, the poor guy is deformed. I'm sure some of my Woot monkeys would be happy to donate a portion of their anatomy to help a celebrity such as Mortimer.

matthew


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skippykj wrote:I want Randy to dance in a Dog suit




I would make this same choice again and again

TheRigger


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Two words: Pa. Thetic.

claren44


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"endorsed by Horace Grant..."

ROFL!

wootmeharder


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matthew wrote:I'm sure it warms their fuzzy hearts to hear you're happy they've returned. When we moved offices way back then, their break room got all dismantled. They needed a new table built and everything. And somehow there always seems to be something more urgent to do at work than assemble a tiny table for monkey toys.




What The F*&!?? How long could it possibly take? It's not like you are creating the set for the American Idol finals!!! Seriously it's like some Jr. High school kid's diorama!!! What do you have teamsters doing your construction work over there?!?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!!!
It's not like you were busy upgrading your servers!!!!


Less excuses and more monkey videos!!!!

matthew


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wootmeharder wrote:I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!!!



I think we all feel that way.

joelfischer17


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are you all THAT toolish? does being a wooter preclude one's self being a total dooshweesle? mercy! first a stupid rapping dog, and now this!?!?!!?!? are techies THAT dildogenous?

matthew


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joelfischer17 wrote:does being a wooter preclude one's self being a total dooshweesle?



I think "preclude" means the opposite of what you think.

klozitshoper


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matthew wrote:I think "preclude" means the opposite of what you think.



And then again, maybe not.