The Honey-Do chart
From the box has just one task:
"No more Woot for you!"

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The wooden puppet
Chortles at my box of crops.
Yet from hence he came.

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Oh, HDMI.
Just three foot. I want to cry.
My screen is too high.

Given up, have I.
Mysterious bag you seek
Screen freezing each time.


~*~*~*~*~

(A few more haiku
If you'll hear them spoken
you have gone to far)

~*~*~*~*~

2d lights onscreen;
A Woot-Off! Such Fun! Hooray!
BÕC? Patience.

~*~*~*~*~

Perhaps my single
disillusion colors my
haikus - can't get 'em.

~*~*~*~*~

Sister had one once
or twice, can't remember. There
was a useful thing.

These are all about the craps that I have received...


Calendars of old
2004 wants you back
I should not complain

Ceramic rooster
I hoped for a new xbox
Friend got one instead

20 Wisp toothbrushes
My teeth are already clean
My dogs are not though!

Woot-off lights or Crap?
Come on Dow Jones stock market
Off by one order!

Alternative:
Woot-off lights or Crap?
Come on Dow Jones stock market
Off by one dollar!

Do not use smart post
into that good night. Rage rage,
I want overnight.

I remember when
servers stayed up through the sale
'06, you were kind

(Still works with 5-7-5 forwards or backwards)
tnaw I COB
ahah ,COB depyt I
detaefed sretliF



And now... palindrome haikus!

Ah, smart post is evil
I sit. Reviver tis I,
lives it sop trams, ha.

Evils are stressed, wow
raw smart civic trams war, wow
desserts eras live

fractalVisionz wrote:
And now... palindrome haikus!

Ah, smart post is evil
I sit. Reviver tis I,
lives it sop trams, ha.

Evils are stressed, wow
raw smart civic trams war, wow
desserts eras live

OK, that's a bar raiser. Anyone else want to try that?

Bravo, ye master
of the haiku. You broke my
brain. (Palindrome? No.)