Screw naming them... Do people really name wiffle ball baseball teams, and do they go pro? I digress. I'd sell them to the highest bidder (as long as I found the bid acceptable... as in very large), and then live happily for the rest of my life knowing that I didn't have to worry about money. Of course, if said team sucked then I'd probably be stuck with them, and name them something along the lines of a sinister sounding predator like sharks. However, not just sharks, they'd be sharks w/friggin laser! Or the 'Woot-Woot Monkeys' kinda has a nice ring to it. Makes me smile to think they'd storm the field at the opening of the game screaming like a woot monkey.