Jason Toon

quality posts: 19 Private Messages Jason Toon

  1. 41 Killer Headbands from '80s Music Videos
  2. Forgotten Benedictions: The FBI Warning Screens We Grew Up With
  3. Chuck Klosterman Interviews Chuck Palahniuk
  4. It's So Hilarious That Kevin Sorbo Exists! Right, Guys? Right?
  5. 22 Characters from the DC Reboot That We Would Totally Do the Nasty With
  6. 37 Awesome Hairdos from '80s Sitcoms
  7. Chuck Palahniuk Interviews Chuck Klosterman
  8. Lady Gaga, Call of Duty, Dane Cook, and the Contrived Article Calculated to Elicit Thousands of Smug, Banal Comments from Our Audience of Smug, Banal College Sophomores
  9. Hall & Oates Cover "Maneater" by Hall & Oates
  10. 18 Gnarly Wallpaper Patterns from '80s Movies
  11. 29 Superheroes Who Seem Like They Belong in a Long List
  12. Race, Class, and Gender in Pop Culture: How to Pretend You Give a Crap
  13. 56 Video-Game Characters with Bland Personalities
  14. Screw It, We're Just Gonna Watch Infomercials for Nine Hours


quality posts: 32 Private Messages llandar

You forgot "random crappy band covers a slightly different crappy band and we all act like it's the second coming of The Beatles."


quality posts: 14 Private Messages OldMatador

I remember real AV Club nerds who would wheel those CRT TVs to classrooms so we could watch videos in school. Those guys were a level of nerd I'm not familiar with.


quality posts: 43 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

As an AV Club commenter, I can confirm this is true. I wanted to declare that I am NOT a college sophomore, but that was my credit level when I dropped out of higher education all thos many years ago, so I suppose it's all true. Smarmy. Banal. All of it.

But really, there is some funny stuff there. Read the comments section of the Hank Wiliams, Jr.-ESPN dustup. If you can't crack a smile, you have no soul.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Irrenmann

You zinged 'em. GG.