jhlilly


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need....first..Box of Cobwebs...NOW!

BrendaRichardson


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~singing slightly off key~

anticipayaytion.. is making me wait.. is keepin' me wayayayting...

Of course, I usually wait forever for my woot wine as well, so I'm just kind of used to it.

Can't wait to see what's in my first bundle of carparts..

elangomatt


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suckblat wrote:I asked this in a previous Bag o' Crap thread, but I always find the answers interesting. If you were given the option to pay extra, and have your crap shipped to you via next day service would you do it? Or would that just ruin it because the fun of waiting and anticipating your bag is gone?



I don't even want the option of faster shipping, because I would be too tempted by it. I always wish that it didn't take so long for the crappage to arrive but if it arrived really fast it wouldn't be nearly as much fun. This is especially the case lately with the declining quality of the stuffing in the boxes of cabbage.

alpayton


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acex008 wrote:So in this 5 business day count down to shipping, the day of the sale doesn't count? Cuz in my world, TODAY is the 5th business day! :D


Don't get your hopes up because of the "5th business day" general rule. Box of Cobwebs ship after everything else in the woot off, so patience is the key to avoiding a downward spiral toward insanity.....Muahahaha!!

LEM-


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Well, hello again fellow wooters! It's getting close to the projected shipping time, so it is now about time to post my SmartPost primer for all those who need some tracking pointers. Or a refresher... Taking this opportunity now, while the thread is not moving too fast and we're on top of the page...

Good luck to all!

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FedEx SmartPost primer for newcomers, and a reminder for the rest of Wooters (v. 1.5.3)

1. Before the tracking information shows up: Sometimes Woot is not e-mailing the tracking numbers until a few days after the packages are shipped. You can try and get the number by reference, by going to https://www.fedex.com/AltRefTracking?cntry_code=us and entering these three things: Your Woot order number goes to reference numbers box, select United States in destination country drop down, and Your Zip Code in a respective box. It's important to get all three pieces. Keep refreshing it, and if you're lucky, the tracking number will pop-up before the official e-mail comes. It doesn't ALWAYS work, but there's a good chance. Note, that if you've made multiple orders from Woot, you can enter several order numbers into the reference box, one per line.

1.1 If your weight shows as 1lb, it is most likely a placeholder, which will be replaced by more accurate weight once the package actually starts moving (or reaches a sorting station - see below). The dimensions will probably show as NA/NA/NA on those placeholder packages. Some people have reported packages showing as 1lb all the way until delivery, but turned out to be anything but, though there's always a slight chance that your package actually is a 1 pounder. So you never know.

1.2 To make it even more frustrating - the actual fact that you can track by reference, but if it shows as a 1lb with status Shipment information sent to FedEx does not yet mean the package actually shipped or even exists. All it means - a label which will eventually be attached to your package has been printed. It may be a few days before your beloved box will actually hit the road. Patience is the key here!

1.3 So how do we know for sure that BоC's are out? Keep looking through this thread, and you may spot a post by threepiecewoot or on rare occasion another staff member, stating that all packages are shipped. Sometimes it will take FedEx a while before they show up or update, but once it's said here on the forum, you can be sure that they are out! Also keep an eye on other staff members posts announcing possible shipping delays or otherwise!

1.4 Some wooters report being able to track, but not me! Am I screwed? No, you are not. The tracking numbers don't get into the system all at once. The track by reference starts working when FedEx receives your package info from Woot. They send them in batches, and if someone has a reference hit, does not mean everyone gets it at the same time. Sometimes it's days between batches are sent, and sometimes electronic info on some or all packages is not sent at all, which means not trackable by reference until it arrives (even if trackable by actual tracking number received from Woot). The actual tracking information (if you have tracking e-mail sent to you or it shows up on your order page) gets updated as the package is actually scanned at FedEx location. Provided that Woot ships them by truckload, it may not be instant at all, nor they will appear all at once. Sometimes it's not 'til the next day when you see it live, even if there are others that got scanned early in the game. Remember, if threepiecewoot said that all packages are out - they are. It may take some time for them to go live, a day or two between first reported trackable package until the last one shows up in a system is not unusual...

2. To get the dimensions you need to create My FedEx account (no charge, and you don't have to give them cc number if you don't want to): http://my.fedex.com/ and make sure to switch to new or advanced version. Enter your tracking number, and the dimensions will pop...

2.1 Another way to get dimensions: If you have problems with My FedEx site, or just to make things easier - you can also download a very convenient FedEx Desktop application. It uses the same log-in credentials as your My FedEx account (you'd still need to have one), and tracks the same packages right from your desktop, without the browser.

3. Don't get too excited. For the first few days most people will probably have some sort of cubed dimensions. This is because in the beginning the dimensions are not real. They are guesstimated by FedEx based on weight (which may or may not be accurate). Here's the famous formula for you to check:

SIDE = ( 330 * WEIGHT ) ^ (1/3)
(side in inches, weight in lbs)

If it matches your dimensions to a few tenths of an inch - you know they are not real. That's for smaller packages. Those over 15lbs would always have the "dimensions" of a 15lbs package (or was it 16)... Again not real...

4. Once your package passed the first sorting station - the updated weight and real dimensions may show up. Usually that's the first or second stop it makes after Dallas. In my case (North-East) in either Martinsburg, WV or at Kansas City, KS (I am yet to understand the logic SmartPost uses in sending the packages one route or the other), for many others it's New Berlin, WI or another major SmartPost hub. In some cases actual weighting/measuring may not take place even at the SECOND hub... or ever...

5. USPS Handoff: Once the package is reported to have passed a city near you - start tracking it on http://www.usps.com/, because that's who's delivering it to your door, and once the package is handed over by FedEx, they will have more up to date information. Do make sure that you track by actual tracking number (it will show up if you got a hit with reference tracking), because USPS does not track by reference. A thing to note - when handed over to USPS, FedEx always says a standard "allow 2-3 for business days for delivery". This is a standard message, and if your USPS facility is efficient enough, you may get it delivered as soon as the day of handoff (if it happened early enough).

5.1. USPS is not delivering for a few days after supposed handoff. Compliments go to the budget cuts and staff shortage at your local post office, as per a post by snaped, who claims to know the situation first hand: the pallets of SmartPost packages are handled at the lowest priority, after all other mail has been processed. So if your post office is a bit short on staff or overwhelmed with other mail (holiday seasons especially) it may well sit unsorted for a few days, after which their status is raised to priority and they finally get sorted and delivered. In my personal experience, I've seen them delivered the same day or as much as a full week late (that happened with non-woot package I was expecting around Christmas).

Good luck to all waiting for their hauls, and let the Woot Gods bless you with some amazing crаps!

Juion


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It'll ship the day after your sanity snaps from waiting. TPW, can you put a new sanity in my Bandolier of Carrots?

chellen


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Box of Cobwebs #2 for me! I do love the waiting...

"Now we play...the waiting game.

Aww, the waiting game sucks! Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!"

ZeroSumHappiness


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...pation!

winterprkskier


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chellen wrote:Box of Cobwebs #2 for me! I do love the waiting...

"Now we play...the waiting game.

Aww, the waiting game sucks! Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!"



You already posted that.

sracer2003


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ZeroSumHappiness wrote:...pation!



Now I want to watch Rocky Horror Picture Show.

LEM- Thanks for the tips. Good info there.

ZeroSumHappiness


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sracer2003 wrote:Now I want to watch Rocky Horror Picture Show.


You're in luck! I traditionally watched it on Halloween as a child.

adamant628


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My monkeys already shipped. Does that mean everything in the wootoff is out?

evilsweeps


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I'm hoping that my bushel of crotch-spiders is totally and completely Halloween themed! I love this time of year....

jfeise


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ZeroSumHappiness wrote:...pation!



I was waiting for that

Now all I am still waiting for is the shipped email for my Box of Cobwebs
Then my life is complete ;)

krazyballs


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elangomatt wrote:I don't even want the option of faster shipping, because I would be too tempted by it. I always wish that it didn't take so long for the crappage to arrive but if it arrived really fast it wouldn't be nearly as much fun. This is especially the case lately with the declining quality of the stuffing in the boxes of cabbage.



i wanted the other quote but couldnt find it in the threads but i would opt for the faster shipping only if i was 105% CERTAIN that i got a letter. other than that i love the waiting game. it gives me round 10-12 days of laughing at my coworkers cuz i got one and they didnt. haha

winterprkskier


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I'm not sure if this has been discussed yet but did anyone figure out if there was any reason as to why we had to change the URL to wine.woot... before it would allow us to place an order? And by figure out I mean if there was/is any significance to that as Woot tends to be sneaky like that.

dhesson


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This is the second item I've bought so far from woot. Also, it was my first time ever trying to buy a Box of Cobwebs and I actually got through to checkout and successfully ordered it so I'm super excited. The funniest part is that my friend has been trying to order a Box of Cobwebs for one or two years now and hasn't succeeded, and he sent me the link so I could try when this Box of Cobwebs starting selling - and I got one and he did NOT.

Hahahahahahahahaahaha

reponzo01


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winterprkskier wrote:I'm not sure if this has been discussed yet but did anyone figure out if there was any reason as to why we had to change the URL to wine.woot... before it would allow us to place an order? And by figure out I mean if there was/is any significance to that as Woot tends to be sneaky like that.



I don't know, but you better believe I'm trying that trick out next time too to see if I can make it two times in a row! Apparently, kids.woot worked too. Although it never got past the order page for me. But I had already gotten mine through wine.woot...at that point, I was just greedy!

winterprkskier


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reponzo01 wrote:I don't know, but you better believe I'm trying that trick out next time too to see if I can make it two times in a row! Apparently, kids.woot worked too. Although it never got past the order page for me. But I had already gotten mine through wine.woot...at that point, I was just greedy!



I just don't ever remember there being a box of cobwebs that was so easy to get. It seems like a lot more people got in on this one than normal... or maybe not. There sure are a lot of people claiming that they were able to get one for the first time after trying for years, as I am in the same position as they are. It just seems strange you know what I mean?

reponzo01


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winterprkskier wrote:I just don't ever remember there being a box of cobwebs that was so easy to get. It seems like a lot more people got in on this one than normal... or maybe not. There sure are a lot of people claiming that they were able to get one for the first time after trying for years, as I am in the same position as they are. It just seems strange you know what I mean?



Maybe woot was being nice this time around knowing that us first-timers get panicky when the Box of Cobwebs comes on and the servers crash, and we constantly look at the forum for any ray of light and any tip or trick to make it work. And hidden deep in the forums was the URL secret. And those of us who don't give up would find it. Then we finally get our chance on a less-stressed server.

On the other hand, woot could have just been careless and screwed up their server routing.

But, like you, I would also like to know what the story is behind the URL change.

winterprkskier


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Does anyone else have any ideas or input into why we had to change the URL to place an order and why there seem to be so many of us who finally after years of trying just landed our first Box of Cobwebs

suckblat


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I know people always beg TPW for the good stuff. But maybe, just maybe, Snapster checks these forums. Seeing as he is the head honcho of Woot!, he has the power grant my wish to send me all of the goodies I so desire. If you are out there, Snapster, I won't be greedy. Just one measly tablet device is all I am looking for. Is that too much to ask? Failing that, a zombie flying monkey would also rule.

winterprkskier


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suckblat wrote:I know people always beg TPW for the good stuff. But maybe, just maybe, Snapster checks these forums. Seeing as he is the head honcho of Woot!, he has the power grant my wish to send me all of the goodies I so desire. If you are out there, Snapster, I won't be greedy. Just one measly tablet device is all I am looking for. Is that too much to ask? Failing that, a zombie flying monkey would also rule.



You can't buy a Box of Cobwebs and expect some awesome tablet, that completely goes against all that Box of Cobwebs#39;s are about. You know that you are buying a Box of Cobwebs so why hope for anything more. Maybe you'll get parts to build your own tablet... or perhaps you can fashion one out of a fancy foot flusher.

suckblat


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winterprkskier wrote:You can't buy a Box of Cobwebs and expect some awesome tablet, that completely goes against all that Box of Cobwebs#39;s are about. You know that you are buying a Box of Cobwebs so why hope for anything more. Maybe you'll get parts to build your own tablet... or perhaps you can fashion one out of a fancy foot flusher.



I am fully aware of the crappyness that I will actually be receiving (this is box number 10 for me), but everyone else begs TPW for crap so I figured I would go over his head.

rikushix


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reponzo01 wrote:Maybe woot was being nice this time around knowing that us first-timers get panicky when the Box of Cobwebs comes on and the servers crash, and we constantly look at the forum for any ray of light and any tip or trick to make it work. And hidden deep in the forums was the URL secret. And those of us who don't give up would find it. Then we finally get our chance on a less-stressed server.

On the other hand, woot could have just been careless and screwed up their server routing.

But, like you, I would also like to know what the story is behind the URL change.



That's exactly what happened to me.

Silly goose.

winterprkskier


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rikushix wrote:That's exactly what happened to me.



That's exactly what I mean too many coincidences.

krazyballs


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i never changed the url or anything. i did it the old fashion way clicking buttons. and i got mine around the last of the ones sold. so i dont think it was just that trick.

jfeise


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winterprkskier wrote:I just don't ever remember there being a box of cobwebs that was so easy to get. It seems like a lot more people got in on this one than normal... or maybe not. There sure are a lot of people claiming that they were able to get one for the first time after trying for years, as I am in the same position as they are. It just seems strange you know what I mean?


Yes. I actually was away from my desk after the first few minutes, and when I came back nearly an hour later I was thinking "it's over", and was really surprised that it was still going on and even more surprised that I got my order in...
I am not sure what they did to the servers.
A conspiracy theory: Maybe they kept the regular winners out so that the normal people had a chance?

jfeise


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winterprkskier wrote:Does anyone else have any ideas or input into why we had to change the URL to place an order and why there seem to be so many of us who finally after years of trying just landed our first Box of Cobwebs


I never changed any URL.
It is my first box of chocolates...

LEM-


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winterprkskier wrote:Does anyone else have any ideas or input into why we had to change the URL to place an order and why there seem to be so many of us who finally after years of trying just landed our first Box of Cobwebs



You didn't really have to change that url, but it was widely reported this time around, that changing it helped. Which may or may not work the next time... Every crаp is different...

So what gives? When the coveted brown bag makes an appearance on the main page, thousands upon thousands of hopeful wooters click the buy button. Which of course immediately overwhelms thr server and it slows to a crawl if you are lucky. Otherwise they crash completely. When you change the url - you route the request through a much lighter loaded server. So even though I believe actual order processing still takes place on the same main server, the order detail and confirmation pages are served by the auxiliary server, while everyone else crowds up the main one...

winterprkskier


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LEM- wrote:You didn't really have to change that url, but it was widely reported this time around, that changing it helped. Which may or may not work the next time... Every crаp is different...

So what gives? When the coveted brown bag makes an appearance on the main page, thousands upon thousands of hopeful wooters click the buy button. Which of course immediately overwhelms thr server and it slows to a crawl if you are lucky. Otherwise they crash completely. When you change the url - you route the request through a much lighter loaded server. So even though I believe actual order processing still takes place on the same main server, the order detail and confirmation pages are served by the auxiliary server, while everyone else crowds up the main one...



That is what I was thinking but it just seemed strange.

ondercin


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winterprkskier wrote:Does anyone else have any ideas or input into why we had to change the URL to place an order and why there seem to be so many of us who finally after years of trying just landed our first Box of Cobwebs



I got one through the normal page. No fancy URL, just a lot of refreshing and retrying.


My SWAG (Scientific Wild-Acre Guess, Scientific because I AM a programmer!) is that some schmott programmers at Woot! found a really gooood way to ignore a LOT of the bots and scripts from auto-buying all of the good stuff immediately. But it took so long because while they could ignore the attempts at sales, the TRAFFIC from the cheaters still had to come in and be weeded through. Happily, they realized I'm not a script. :>

-Frnk!

dbzdoug


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I just checked Fedex to track by reference number. Both my Box of Cobwebs and my wife's came up with tracking numbers!

Shipment Dates
Anticipated ship date Oct 18, 2011

Shipment Facts
Service type FedEx SmartPost
Weight 1.0 lbs/.5 kg

Oct 18, 2011 8:40 PM
Shipment information sent to FedEx

All it means is that our labels were printed, but it's more than we had yesterday!

winterprkskier


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dbzdoug wrote:I just checked Fedex to track by reference number. Both my Box of Cobwebs and my wife's came up with tracking numbers!

Shipment Dates
Anticipated ship date Oct 18, 2011

Shipment Facts
Service type FedEx SmartPost
Weight 1.0 lbs/.5 kg

Oct 18, 2011 8:40 PM
Shipment information sent to FedEx

All it means is that our labels were printed, but it's more than we had yesterday!



Awesome!!!!!! I have the same information.

OldMatador


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Placeholders!!!!! Woo hoo!

jfeise


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winterprkskier wrote:Awesome!!!!!! I have the same information.



Same here. Placeholders, but at least it's something.

flickertails


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OldMatador wrote:Placeholders!!!!! Woo hoo!



Got my placeholder as well. WOO HOO! Can't wait for my 2nd ever Book O' Clowns.

headp


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Got my tracking number from fedex using the invoice trick. Now lets see how long it takes to arrive.

1/28/10 My first Random gristle. Yay!

LEM-


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jfeise wrote:
A conspiracy theory: Maybe they kept the regular winners out so that the normal people had a chance?



Conspiracy theory busted: This is my BоC #19...

On the bright side - My baggie is too producing a TBR hit with a placeholder!

hunter306


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Is everyone else seeing placeholder weights and 'FedEx SmartPost' as the shipping service?

I got mine as well, and it looks like it's coming Snail... I mean, smart-post.