lichme


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sracer2003 wrote:10/21/2011

Day 9

Dear Journal,

It's the beginning of day nine on this lonely island of placeholders. Getting lonelier by the minute it seems. People are disappearing one by one and I fret that I soon may be the only one left here. It's a very unnerving experience.

Weight does not exist here, there are no dimensions. It's as though you're stuck in blank nothingness in limbo with no perception of where you are. Do I even exist? What does it mean to exist? Einstein would have had a field day.

My hopes are up today, however, that this may be my last day here; that soon food will have flavor again, sleep will come easy, life will be worth living again!

If you don't hear from me, you'll know what has happened.



I read that in a dramatic voice in my head. Kudos!

agengr2004


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I still have a placeholder as well.

phillofoc


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4.7 pounds, here on the 25th. No dimensions.

Maybe it's a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber? That would look great in my boss' office and would probably float around the whole building within the week.

carina83


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3.4 lbs for me!



laineyhigg


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Ahhhh USPS says "sorting complete" - but will it make it on the truck today?? Expected delivery is tomorrow... but I have hope!

Edit: Out for Delivery!! Woot!

cocacola08


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featherz wrote:Yuck, mine is only 0.7 pounds. That's not even heavy enough for a bag LOL.



But it is heavy enough for a letter from the woot! gods. Good Luck!

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apocello42


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Only 1 lb, probably all the clamshell packaging of the good stuff.

elfgirl


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Finally got a shipment notification! But I'm still stuck at 1lbs NA x NA x NA. Really hoping it comes today, since it would be quite unfortunate for my lovely Box of Cobwebs to be delivered to my work on SATURDAY.

mutedexposure


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3.7 lbs. due Oct 22 to Arlington. It is already in city though so hopefully I will get it a day early. I wont be home tomorrow to open it and I will have to hurt my son if he opens it.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
- George Burns

laineyhigg


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OK so we got a 13.7-pounder (24.2 in. x 12.6 in. x 12.2 in.), a 2.1-pounder (14.2 in. x 10.2 in. x 8.6 in.), and a 5.7-pounder (16.2 in. x 12 in. x 10.6 in.) coming to our office today. It'll be a crappy party!

roscoebaby


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My Box of Cobwebs arrived today. Wasn't expecting it until Monday.

In the 3.7 lb. box:
9 Bags of Texas Air
2 Breo Skin Watches
1 Little Labs Beginner Experiment Kit
1 USB Lighted Mirror
1 Princess Marionette
1 Super Duper Kiddo Goal Chart
1 Baywatch Barbie Bag
0 Letters

My co-worker had a 3.4 lb box. He received the same items except he was missing the marionette.

CmC918


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16.5 in. x 12.5 in. x 10.6 in. finally updated but still shows 1 lb but like the one I received last month the weight never did update.

kalenscott


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maxpowers5 wrote:2.2 pounds
That is going to be a wine bag and a bag of air.



I'm with you ... 2.2 lbs/1.0 kg :-/

brown12321


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Mine shows it as 1lb......

jjmerg


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brown12321 wrote:Mine shows it as 1lb......



Yay!

EPMailman


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Weight: 3,6 lbs / 1,7 kgs
Dimensions: 10.6 in. x 10.6 in. x 10.6 in.
Estimated delivery: 10/27/11
Got no small kids or grandkids. Hoping for something other then Barbie stuff.

bstreet


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maxpowers5 wrote:2.2 pounds
That is going to be a wine bag and a bag of air.


And 3 Wibbly balls.

smperry


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I don't see dimensions, but I'm due to receive a 3.2 lb package.

turtlegir1


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apocello42 wrote:Only 1 lb, probably all the clamshell packaging of the good stuff.



Ditto, mine is only showing 1 pound. Not enough for any good crap. Let's hope I'll be luckier!

featherz


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OIC, so my 0.7 pound package could actually be a letter saying something big is coming? that would be nice. Mine is not scheduled to arrive until the 27th, so I'll have to report back when I get something.

dmerkx


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Just got my tracking number last night...

3.4 lbs/1.5 kg, no dimensions listed.

Estimated delivery: Oct. 28

wickedmenace


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is this good? Weight14.8 lbs/6.7 kg. I am excited because the last one only weighed 4.6!

brunopuntzjones


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Weight
2.0 lbs/.9 kg (no dimensions)

I'm a couple hours outside of Dallas, so may be here tomorrow (although it says Oct 25 as estimated date).

I hope it's a transmission for a 2002 Oldsmobile Aurora 3.5L!

dnnythms


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7 pound crap coming for me.

Okard


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SPOILER

Just got my Barrel of Corn, I never looked at the dimensions but the weight was 4.2 lbs

2 Green Breo Watches
11 Rpet Recycled Tote Bags
1 Red Sena Zipbook
1 USB Lighted Mirror
1 Little Labs Animals

Don't think I have much of a use for any of this but I have someone in mind to give each item to so I'm very pleased with my first Bucket of Candycorn =D Thanks Woot!

Weezknight


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Okard wrote:SPOILER

Just got my Barrel of Corn, I never looked at the dimensions but the weight was 4.2 lbs

2 Green Breo Watches
11 Rpet Recycled Tote Bags
1 Red Sena Zipbook
1 USB Lighted Mirror
1 Little Labs Animals

Don't think I have much of a use for any of this but I have someone in mind to give each item to so I'm very pleased with my first Bucket of Candycorn =D Thanks Woot!



Did you open the Zipbook...just in case?

Okard


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brunopuntzjones wrote:Weight
2.0 lbs/.9 kg (no dimensions)

I'm a couple hours outside of Dallas, so may be here tomorrow (although it says Oct 25 as estimated date).

I hope it's a transmission for a 2002 Oldsmobile Aurora 3.5L!



I live in Forth Worth and my estimated arrival was the 24th but I just got it today.

Darvell


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elissaduck wrote:Mine only weighs 1.6 lbs, that's not a good sign is it? Can't complain, first Bucket of Candycorn ever, been waiting 5 years.



It's not the size that matters, but the fact that you got to join the exclusive club of fellow crappers!

Okard


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Weezknight wrote:Did you open the Zipbook...just in case?



Do they sometimes slip an Ipad in there as an extra surprise or something?

Just a block of styrofoam inside =)

Weezknight


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Okard wrote:Do they sometimes slip an Ipad in there as an extra surprise or something?

Just a block of styrofoam inside =)



I wouldn't put it past them. I always check everything in my Box of Cobwebs

marvinsskeleton


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Finally remembered to check the status of mine.

14.2 in. x 10.2 in. x 8.6 in.
2.2 lbs.

I live just west of Fort Worth and the estimated delivery is Monday, the 24th. In the past it's arrived a day early, but today is not looking good. It's already later than the usual mail delivery, however, the mailman hasn't been here today...

carina83


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Okard wrote:Do they sometimes slip an Ipad in there as an extra surprise or something?

Just a block of styrofoam inside =)



I think, just in case there was a letter.



pegsioux


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Got a shipping date and dimensions.


Estimated delivery date is Thursday, 10/27
16.2 in. x 12.2 in. x 10.6 in
3.3 lbs / 1.5 kgs

Woot!

AbusedRib


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15 lbs. of crap in a 18 in. x 14.6 in. x 14.2 in. box heading my way!

Heaviest crap I've ever gotten by a long shot.

pnfire


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Finally got my shipping info but still have a placeholder grrr Woot! why must you torture me!
and still no dimensions

crapmaster


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jjmerg wrote:Finally!

1 lb

16.5 in. x 13 in. x 10.8 in.

Estimated due 10/25/2011 Tuesday.

WHAT COULD IT BE???



It's either the NEW Iphone 4S, or a Calender.

I like Crap.

jjmerg


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Don't tease me.

I am STOKED.

laineyhigg


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laineyhigg wrote:OK so we got a 13.7-pounder (24.2 in. x 12.6 in. x 12.2 in.), a 2.1-pounder (14.2 in. x 10.2 in. x 8.6 in.), and a 5.7-pounder (16.2 in. x 12 in. x 10.6 in.) coming to our office today. It'll be a crappy party!



OK... 13.7 pounder was a soup maker, gaming keyboard, plus the standard crap (backpack, watches, experiment kit etc)

5.7 pounder was shamwow!, rub n color solve the mystery (in a box that unfortunately resembles a tablet...), plus standard crap.

2.1 pounder was standard crap plus an m&m usb drive.

Thanks woot!

suckblat


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laineyhigg wrote:OK... 13.7 pounder was a soup maker, gaming keyboard, plus the standard crap (backpack, watches, experiment kit etc)

5.7 pounder was shamwow!, rub n color solve the mystery (in a box that unfortunately resembles a tablet...), plus standard crap.

2.1 pounder was standard crap plus an m&m usb drive.

Thanks woot!



Soup Maker? Please explain.

laineyhigg


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suckblat wrote:Soup Maker? Please explain.



Basically a blender, but it heats the soup.

/http://www.amazon.com/Soup-Chef-Electric-Heated-Blender/dp/B0045AA3GW