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Dream Cheeky Squish the Fish

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.228s
First Sucker:
the1shadow
Last Wooter to Woot:
dawnblum
Last Purchase:
2 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 36% of Woot.com Woots
Top 16% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 43% of Woot.com Woots
Top 44% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 1% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 63% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 59% bought 1
  • 25% bought 2
  • 16% bought 3

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Batman4oz


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Batman4oz

And of course...when it was All Over the Spinning Status page completed...and gave me Nothing!

Biggest waste of time in years here.

Time to shop elsewhere.


Wooting for Bat Capes
JUDY-ism...the Only Religion I need!
WWJD...What Would JUDY Do?!
thebatcaveofoz.us
^^X^^

xmason99


quality posts: 1 Private Messages xmason99

You maniacs! You blew the Box of Cobwebs up! Damn you all! Damn you all to hell!

Dream Cheeky -- more like Dream Creaky, amirite?

xmason99


quality posts: 1 Private Messages xmason99

You maniacs! You blew the Box of Cobwebs up! Damn you all! Damn you all to hell!

Dream Cheeky -- more like Dream Creaky, amirite?

hellfaucet


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hellfaucet

TOTALLY SCARED OF THE DARK NOW

qwertyasd


quality posts: 13 Private Messages qwertyasd

I hate you Woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jnjandrews


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jnjandrews

Someone's gonna get this in their Box of Cobwebs

phr057


quality posts: 2 Private Messages phr057

I hate my life. I got through both check outs for my Bindle of Carrots and got to the processor screen.... Never got my confirmation email. My life is over. No reason to live.

jrsulli369


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jrsulli369

Tell me this aint a cheeky little thing that wont sell out to fast so they can get some sever space back....... WOW what a nightmare trying for the Box of Cobwebs

to post or not to post.... awww screw it... post!!!!

luckydob


quality posts: 0 Private Messages luckydob

TOTALLY SCARED OF THE DARK NOW...Where is my Box of Cobwebs :P That was...well, interesting this time around.

jrsulli369


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jrsulli369

Tell me this aint a cheeky little thing that wont sell out to fast so they can get some sever space back....... WOW what a nightmare trying for the Box of Cobwebs

to post or not to post.... awww screw it... post!!!!

cjainsworth


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cjainsworth

I wanted a bag of crap, not this crap.

texantrinity


quality posts: 1 Private Messages texantrinity

I was at the payment screen about 6 times. Never got to the final screen. So Stale Candy.

Breville 1000 Watt Blender 12/08, 12 Bottle Wine Rack 2/09, Garrity LED Flashlight 2/09, Presorvac Marinater 3/09, 16GB USB Flash Drive 6/09, UA 30 DVD movie pack 7/09, Stanley Tripod Flashlight 3/10, Syma Helicopter 11/10, Fire Wire 12/10, ZooGue iPad Case 12/10, Colgate Wisp pack 1/10, Philips HDMI Cable 1/10, Big Orphaned Cetacea 1/10

eldiablohijo


quality posts: 35 Private Messages eldiablohijo

{Obligatory Box of Cobwebs Post in the item after.}



I was picking my kid up from school when it came up. Do I care? Nope! Saved myself $8.

Cornelius


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Cornelius

Curse you, "Dream Cheeky Squish the Fish" ... you killed my hopes ... yes, and dreams too!

jpbeattie85


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jpbeattie85

Squish the Fish!! Pleeeeeease don't crash!!!

jessiferr


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jessiferr

Got to the billing page 3 times, but could never get farther than that Everytime I hit info is correct button, loads forever and then just a white screen of misery

loogy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages loogy

Sooooo..... what you're saying is that the order confirmation screen for the Buttload of Crackrock I clicked the stupidly big gold button on probably isn't going to load. LOOK BEHIND YOU!^ you, Woot.

Put the Crap in the Bag and step back and nobody will get hurt.

tugnutt831


quality posts: 5 Private Messages tugnutt831
Batman4oz wrote:And of course...when it was All Over the Spinning Status page completed...and gave me Nothing!

Biggest waste of time in years here.

Time to shop elsewhere.



I think that Box of Cobwebs now stands for "Bunch of Complainers"

First they complain about how the crap hasn't shown up yet, then they complain that they couldn't get some crap and finally complain that the crap they got was well and truly crap.

...

of course, I could just feel this way because I was able to score some crap!

Baggie of Crapola Count to Date: 16

wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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Dream Cheeky Squish the Fish
$7.99 + $5 Shipping
Condition: New

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

kazpinkerton


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kazpinkerton

lol at all the Bucket of Candycorn rage

chadarm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chadarm

I have been trying to get a "Bag O' Crap for 2 years.
I tried for over an hour and the servers were overloaded the entire time!
F U Woot seriously!

ogheck


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ogheck
phr057 wrote:I hate my life. I got through both check outs for my Bindle of Carrots and got to the processor screen.... Never got my confirmation email. My life is over. No reason to live.



same here

amhi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages amhi

Forget the Box of Cobwebs I want to know about Mr Flippy. Were you ten or six when it happened? Write up says both. Or did you drink root beer to forget, the missing four years?

ogheck


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ogheck
phr057 wrote:I hate my life. I got through both check outs for my Bindle of Carrots and got to the processor screen.... Never got my confirmation email. My life is over. No reason to live.



same here

kippyj


quality posts: 12 Private Messages kippyj

Gone are the days of the really great baggie. I've been here so long that my first purchase was a baggie. Six years ago. I miss the printers and the roombas, but I doubt you'll find any of those any more.

To my credit, and for those who might wonder, I've done debit, credit AND paypal. I'm around 35 and counting...

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris

melissajo44


quality posts: 0 Private Messages melissajo44

So sad...really wanted crap of my own.

luckyash23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages luckyash23

My story: I sat in a meeting during the entire time of the Box of Cobwebs crazy fest...dying to get to my computer and try for my prize of crapiness. I leave meeting just at the time the woot-off ends for Box of Cobwebs I am tempted to buy this for 2 reasons, 1. They are cute little fishies 2. At least I get something!

Bundle of Cuddles 8/17/2011
Box of Cookies 1/19/2012

beautyofmachines


quality posts: 7 Private Messages beautyofmachines

The suspense is killer, woot! I just spent 30 minutes hoping I had jumped on the Box of Cobwebs >:[

catta


quality posts: 1 Private Messages catta

If Jennifer really cared about you, she would have noticed the picture of Mr. Flippy on your desk and figured out why you only had plastic fish. Go to HR immediately and you can sue her for emotional blackmail.

First Big o' Cosmos: Super-secret Moofi edition on 06/16/2011

leftielespaul


quality posts: 1 Private Messages leftielespaul

I still have a "your order is processing" screen but no confirmation email. Is there any reason to continue to hope?

gswarriors4life


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gswarriors4life

Who cares about plastic fish?! I got my first bag o crap!

ahhhhh. shiny.

mystikdragon7


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mystikdragon7

I tried the wine.woot trick and I think it might have worked!! However, the order status page is just sitting there waiting and nothing has happened yet. I haven't gotten an email from paypal or woot yet but I am hoping I will get something soon!! This is I think about 5 years of being on woot and if I can get this bride of chucky it will be the 2nd one!!

wootsville


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wootsville

I would have got one if there would have been Yellow Tang fish in it.

Thank you for your time Richard K

jose2412


quality posts: 5 Private Messages jose2412

Made it to payment info twice. Never loaded after that. Stupid Bucket of Candycorn!

kippyj


quality posts: 12 Private Messages kippyj
ogheck wrote:same here



Read the very next post.

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris

MnemosynesCall


quality posts: 2 Private Messages MnemosynesCall

Yet another tool to hypnotize Nemo-obsessed kidlettes.

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming....

I sing opera.

shassy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages shassy

That was like Trick or Treat but scarier. I'm gonna eat my candy corn and be grateful I survived

kwelles


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kwelles

delete

PhilipBehmer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PhilipBehmer

Processing order for 40+ minutes.

No success.

Stale Candy.