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Poll: Cake or pie?
  • 24.6% - Cake! 457
  • 30.1% - Pie! 560
  • 39.6% - Why choose? Let's have both. 737
  • 5.7% - Blech. I'll have something else. 107
1861 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?



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mm20


quality posts: 35 Private Messages mm20

Cheesecake. Neither cake nor pie.

The 12 days of crap was just that- crap.

It's funny how when Woot! calls their stuff crap, it's ok, but when *YOU* call it crap, *poof* you get banned. Hypocrites.

pmcizhere


quality posts: 5 Private Messages pmcizhere

Cake! Even if it's a lie.

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

TwiztidKlownzTX


quality posts: 0 Private Messages TwiztidKlownzTX

Key Lime Pie >>>> *

spacemart


quality posts: 15 Private Messages spacemart

ice cream

Krumlov


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Krumlov

My Grandma makes a MEAN apple pie!

Need me some Boxes Of Condoms!

TJFoxxxx


quality posts: 12 Private Messages TJFoxxxx

Death?

forbringer746


quality posts: 0 Private Messages forbringer746

When I read that I thought it said cake or death and was sadden by the lack of death but increase in pie.

cLUrun


quality posts: 14 Private Messages cLUrun

Second cheese cake and adding ice cream cake also :D

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

cappo


quality posts: 34 Private Messages cappo
mm20 wrote:Cheesecake. Neither cake nor pie.



It is, in fact, a custard.

Just ask Alton Brown.


equazcion


quality posts: 65 Private Messages equazcion

I like to say pie. It's a fun word.

Have you been eating that sandwich again?

dsentelle


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dsentelle

The pie! If cake was so good they wouldn't have to lie about it!

BuffBillsFan


quality posts: 7 Private Messages BuffBillsFan

Both - just in case the cake lies.

orthancstone


quality posts: 1 Private Messages orthancstone

The lack of cobbler options is disturbing

epicsatyr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages epicsatyr
pmcizhere wrote:Cake! Even if it's a lie.



LOL nice! the cake IS in fact a lie!

theyankster


quality posts: 0 Private Messages theyankster

PIE, the cake is a lie!!!

-The Yankster

neminem


quality posts: 0 Private Messages neminem

Uh... death, please. No, cake!

(Really, cake. But I'm also saddened at the lack of "death" as a joke option.)

firebirdude


quality posts: 19 Private Messages firebirdude

Pretty certain we've had this poll before. Looks like someone forgot to put the card at the back of the deck...

NascarDad


quality posts: 21 Private Messages NascarDad

Wow.. who knew this site had so many CAKISTS!

Pie is so superior in every way.

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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6.2% won't eat either? Who are these people????

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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davidfast


quality posts: 1 Private Messages davidfast
neminem wrote:Uh... death, please. No, cake!

(Really, cake. But I'm also saddened at the lack of "death" as a joke option.)



Ahhhhhhhhhhh you said death first!

But yea....Agreedo

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82

Pie...no lie.

MISRy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MISRy

There's always room for pie!

Tamshin


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Tamshin

I'd rather have a cookie.

Mancho


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Mancho

I love pie, but people are too good at ruining them. Hard to screw up a cake. I would take an unknown cake over an unknown pie any day. But mom's apple pie wins, hands down.

IrishLass622


quality posts: 5 Private Messages IrishLass622

<~~~is dreaming of a piece of mincemeat (yes, I said mincemeat!) pie right now!

Naveronski


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Naveronski

If the only options are Cake, Pie, or Both, then we have quite a problem.

It is an accepted fact that The Cake is a Lie. It is also accepted that you may choose Tea AND Cake or Death. This, of course, being an order of operations riddle. Instead of Tea + (cake OR death), it is (tea AND cake) or (death). Since the Cake a lie, it becomes (tea and LIE) or (death). This is unacceptable per the accepted facts, so Death is the only option.

Further, given the above, the Both option is now also fatal.

Very clever, Woot!.

If you have not voted, there is still time to save yourself. Here is the honestly written poll:

Cake (A lie about cake, and death) or Pie?

  • A lie about Cake, and death)
  • Pie
  • Fatal Pie
  • Blech. I'll have something else. (Preferably not deadly.)

ignorant


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ignorant

Cherpumple please.

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska

Today, I had cake, pie, and banana bread. I'm pretty happy.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 569 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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I like both but I'll choose cake over pie... especially chocolate cake with buttercream frosting.



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theracoon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages theracoon

@IrishLass622 - I'm with you, a piece of mincemeat pie sounds like a great idea!

Although I'm also very fond of cherry pie a la mode.

Now excuse me while I find a towel to clean up my drool....

mm20


quality posts: 35 Private Messages mm20
cappo wrote:It is, in fact, a custard.

Just ask Alton Brown.



Good call- and I certainly wouldn't disagree with Alton!

The 12 days of crap was just that- crap.

It's funny how when Woot! calls their stuff crap, it's ok, but when *YOU* call it crap, *poof* you get banned. Hypocrites.

motospyder


quality posts: 16 Private Messages motospyder

If I can't have flan, I will take rhubarb pie.
Ala mode.
Two pieces, please.

fizzburn


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fizzburn

Green Gunk ... MMMmm


cottage cheese, coolwhip, lime jello, and pineapple, for those that know it by another name... Green Gunk rocks... and also strawberry-rhubarb pie (but since i said neither, green gunk it is)

dealstick


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dealstick

Fruit pie! Now we're talking!

motospyder


quality posts: 16 Private Messages motospyder
ignorant wrote:Cherpumple please.



OK, I have been working on this for a few hours.
What is Cherpumple?

ignorant


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ignorant
motospyder wrote:OK, I have been working on this for a few hours.
What is Cherpumple?



A whole cherry, pumpkin and apple pie baked into a three layer cake.

cherpumple

motospyder


quality posts: 16 Private Messages motospyder
ignorant wrote:A whole cherry, pumpkin and apple pie baked into a three layer cake.

cherpumple



"Waiter, I'll have one of those, please!"

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz

Cake, especially in the form of cupcake.

I'm just hanging out, really.