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Poll: According to Harold Camping you shouldn’t be able to read this because the world ended today. Did your world end?
  • 10.5% - No. 250
  • 22.2% - No, but the day’s not over yet. 525
  • 31.1% - Please stop giving nutjobs attention. Even as a joke. It only encourages them. 736
  • 2.4% - Well the joke’s on ALL of you, because when it happens you’re all doomed for not believing. 57
  • 33.8% - Yes. The world ended, my consciousness continued on its own, and the best it could come up with is imagining I’m visiting this site. Worst. Apocalypse. Ever. 802
2370 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

Naveronski


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Well, I picked the "Yes. The world ended, my consciousness continued on its own, and the best it could come up with is imagining I’m visiting this site. Worst. Apocalypse. Ever." option.

But thinking about it, perhaps I really did want to try for a Box of Cobwebs

pmcizhere


quality posts: 5 Private Messages pmcizhere

Oh yeah, I forgot all about this. Let's hope the media forgets all about this nonsense. Luckily Gaddafi died, so that's bound to take up tomorrow's news.

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

epicsatyr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages epicsatyr

The world isn't going to end....human beings are tho

klozitshoper


quality posts: 2 Private Messages klozitshoper

I haven't gone out yet! let's worry about the Israeli satellite falling to earth instead.

dlhoefer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dlhoefer

Do I have enough time to get 18 in?

semmes


quality posts: 0 Private Messages semmes

Worst survey EVER!

aphroat


quality posts: 4 Private Messages aphroat

Its barely noon in My Local Time Zone... a lot can happen in 12 hours!

Moueska


quality posts: 30 Private Messages Moueska

Anybody else thinking about "Garfield the Cat is Dead?"

Here's the comic arc in its entirety, if you don't know what I'm talking about.

notanaardvark


quality posts: 4 Private Messages notanaardvark

One of my socks did go missing from the dryer. Maybe he meant to say "asockalypse"?

inkycatz


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notanaardvark wrote:One of my socks did go missing from the dryer. Maybe he meant to say "asockalypse"?



Maybe you need those socks they sell in sets of three. Just a thought.

I'm just hanging out, really.

notanaardvark


quality posts: 4 Private Messages notanaardvark
inkycatz wrote:Maybe you need those socks they sell in sets of three. Just a thought.



I didn't know about those, thanks. I was checking The Bureau of Missing Socks, but no luck.

olperfesser


quality posts: 2 Private Messages olperfesser

Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.

Since there wasn't one, it has to be the worst.
Just another Friday, another weekend starting soon. Dinner and ...

RWoodward


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He'll just say he miscalculated again, and move it out another six months.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I knew it was all going down in October, I just forgot exactly when. Thanks for reminding me!

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WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

dontwantaname


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dontwantaname

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I forgot about this. Damn, I just bought a ton of dog food.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

rtwesterlund


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rtwesterlund

I'm holding out for 12/21/12...

ckeilah


quality posts: 138 Private Messages ckeilah

Who?

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
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Thirdbase9


quality posts: 26 Private Messages Thirdbase9

I voted wrong, I wasn't sure what day they meant.

I don't know.

Thirdbase9


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rtwesterlund wrote:I'm holding out for 12/21/12...



I'm holding for 11/11/11 at 11:11:11 GMT.

I don't know.

SuperVee


quality posts: 2 Private Messages SuperVee

So, Sir Isaac Newton once calculated that the apocalypse would start around 2060 (though he refused to give exact dates, not wanting to make Christianity look foolish if his figures were off). Does Harold Camping think he's a better mathematician than SIR ISAAC NEWTON, who invented THE CALCULUS, which is literally the foundation of all rocket science????

ActorTom


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ActorTom

I think the Rev. Camping is a few stakes, a couple of poles, and a rain fly short of a tent -- if you know what I mean!

smeagin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages smeagin

Of course the world will not end today. As every sane person knows, the world is not ending until December 23, 2012.

prfesser


quality posts: 2 Private Messages prfesser

Today is the last day of the rest of your life. Enjoy!

sharonkay


quality posts: 4 Private Messages sharonkay

you forgot the choice "who is Harold Camping"?

bogus


quality posts: 11 Private Messages bogus

Mr. Camping was right, he was just off by a couple of days. Luckily the apocalypse only lasted about 8 hours, and looks to have got cleared up sometime this morning.

babbo101


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It is kinda funny, but this stuff makes me furious. The first time this Stale Candy came up with a date, one man committed suicide, a woman slashed the throats of her two kids, and millions of dollars were donated to this booooos 'church'. I really dread Dec. 2012, not because the world is going to end, but because of the stupid things these brain-dead believers do. People come up with these 'end dates' because they can make money and it makes them influential (for a time). The Mayan calendar cycles again, just like January 1st with ours. It has gone thru many cycles, and here we are!

motospyder


quality posts: 16 Private Messages motospyder

You mean the world DIDN'T end?
WHEW!! Glad to hear it. I thought I had slept through it.
To celebrate, I think I will eat pie.