kokoko wrote:How many screaming monkeys does one person need?

I assume however many can fit in said person's residence.

Nooooooooooo!

I have a whole series of cardiac tests scheduled for tomorrow! I cannot not sleep! The way it is I shouldn't have stayed up this late!

Damn you woot! Damn you and the horse you rode in on!

vacation day... so perfectly planned!

Coming soon to your nursery school...

a great tribute to the LSU TIGERS VS BAMA ROLL TIDE Game. Geaux Tigers!

My birthday week!! Yes!!! I even took a few days off so now I know what I'll be doing the next few days.

whats with the jumbowoot and the coupons? where do I find thee?

Seauxld Eauxut!

are there Linux-native drivers for this?

I'm so happy I just dribbled a little

NONONONONO!!! I Missed MONKEYS! I need more monkeys for the Great Christmas Diaspora!!!

Please, oh replacement for Three Piece Woot!... More monkeys! More and more!

david12509 wrote:On the night of Call of Duty!!! I am torn

If you're a vinegar who buys those crap games, you shouldn't even be here.

I still have an extra one of these from a previous Woot off. Message me if you missed this and want to trade.

Nooooo I went to sleep and missed the MONKEY!?!?!?!? Dang it I wanted to get those.... pouting in the corner now...

adamant628 wrote:I still have an extra one of these from a previous Woot off. Message me if you missed this and want to trade.

Nahh, but thanks. I have three of these from previous... its not a collection of differents, I need volume of monkeys.

I need enough monkeys to overwhelm the lucky recipients. I need monkey after monkey coming out of different size and differently wrapped packages, from Santa, from their Aunts and Uncles, from the dog! I need so many monkeys that when the kiddies are told "time to open your next present" they whine out 'aww do I HAVE to?' while all about them are strewn piles of brightly colored monkeys already unveiled! I want the parents to be secretly thanking their lucky stars that monkey batteries are not easily replaceable!

I want... no I NEED Woot! monkeys in their decades and dozens, monkey hordes to bring joy and trepidation to family near and far!

Muaaa!

I missed them My kitty needs new ones to torment. When he was a kitten my roomate shot the monkeys at him and he has never forgotten. He has chewed thier poor hands off so they can never fly at him again and now just drags the handless bodies around and likes to make them scream.

I got mine today. My first woot! screaming monkeys ... I feel so behind!