A very attractive, well dressed, woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and finds the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to feel the texture of the rug, she passes wind loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a salesperson doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day Miss, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, how much does this rug costs?"
He answers, "Lady, if you pssed gas just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is!"