inkycatz


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Tiamat114 wrote:
Thanks Woot! Now I need to figure out what to do with the shirts, since I don't have or know any kids.



Trade! Donate! Turn them into pillows!

I'm just hanging out, really.

tiger03kal


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backuppoet wrote:
I don't want to whine or anything, but do all the parts of the table count separately or did I get only two items?



I seem to have gotten the same haul and wondered the same thing. Maybe the bag of (some missing) parts was crap #3

bigfatnerd


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1- orange flowered bag
2- size small t-shirts

Shouldn't there have been three crappy items instead of two?

tiger03kal


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sourdoughwannab wrote:Was the Q-T under the desk included in the Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia??????



Gosh, I wish it was that easy getting her into my home!

astevenscr


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Screaming monkey with woot cape (smiley face)
USB Guard Dog
Spitball Dartpad (Enemy)
Recycled lunch-size tote bag
Texas air
and
opened and taped shut admetior brand Terrific Turkey temperature probe/alarm

Haven't read the forums yet to see how random it was, but since I managed to stay off the forums, I was pleasently surprised by the randomness. The best are the instructions for the Spitball Dartpad:


  1. Hang Spitball Dartpad at roughly eye level.
  2. Remove straw from clips
  3. Obtain one square inch of paper. Note: Using toilet paper is not advised.
  4. Chew paper until maximum amount of saliva is absorbed. Variation: Dip paper in water, squeeze, and roll into ball.
  5. Insert spitball into one end of straw.
  6. Stand five feet away from Spitball Dartpad.
  7. Inhale.
  8. Put spitball end of straw to lips.
  9. Aim.
  10. Blow.
  11. Read outcome and implement accordingly.
  12. Tear off sheet to prepare for next excuse-worthy situation.

Lots of fun.


Edit: Oh and based on results of the Spitball: "Bite Me."

tofr4479


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crimsonclay wrote:Worst one ever. Seems the longer I am with Woot and the more money I spend with Woot the fecesier and less random the bags get. Takes so much of the fun out of the total randomness there used to be.

Spitball Dartboard
Monkey
Bag
and Plastic MeccaNow Wheels....double U...tee..eff...



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Hey, I'll take the tires, I ended up getting a few bags of the kit, and I am missing several of the components including the tires. My son was so bummed when he saw that the tires were missing.

greaseman


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Well, my 54.9lbs of crap arrived. Rather than the 16.8" cube as listed in MyFedEx, it was ~33"x19.2"x19.2". I didn't verify the weight, but it felt every bit of ~55lbs. The box looked to have been dropped from a 12th story window. What was inside, at first blush, appeared to be a random collection kindling for my fireplace. Upon its extraction, it seems that I may have most of the parts to a Leapfrog Interactive High Chair. It show obvious signs of use and ham-fisted dis-assembly (dowels broken off inside of holes, etc.). Of course, no instructions were included. I also received what looks to be a P'kolino Craft Table. Again, no instructions and a questionable supply of assembly hardware.

As my youngest child is now 17, these will be of no use and likely be donated to my church (if I can get them assembled).

I assume that my requisite bag would be the baggies containing assorted nuts and bolts.

I'll get some pics posted once I locate my camera. Not the worst Bucket of Chum that I've ever received, but probably the most use-free.

Thanks for the ride woot!

Bags o' Craptasticness:
-----------------------------
  • Brick of Carbonite 04/26/12
  • Brick of Carbonite 12/06/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 11/09/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 09/14/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 08/17/11
  • Random Crap 06/24/10
  • Random Crap 05/26/10
  • Random Crap 03/26/10

tiger03kal


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tiger03kal
greaseman wrote: I also received what looks to be a P'kolino Craft Table. Again, no instructions and a questionable supply of assembly hardware.



If you can't get it assembled, my desk (in orange) was missing a few wooden pegs, a couple washers, and a couple nuts. I gladly accept donations. ;)

My Bargain Offer Claimed

poostorm


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Got mine today, pretty standard fare.

-USB Guard Dog, wobbles his head, but only barks when I click on it's software.

-Flying, Screaming Monkey with bengal tiger cape. (Will make for a decent stocking stuffer)

-Size Small "Bacon and Eggs" Skull shirt (I can find someone for this)

-Yellow bag with big pink flower. (Couldn't even give it away at the office)

The anticipation was fun as always. Until next time...

greaseman


quality posts: 2 Private Messages greaseman
tiger03kal wrote:If you can't get it assembled, my desk (in orange) was missing a few wooden pegs, a couple washers, and a couple nuts. I gladly accept donations. ;)


Did you get assembly instructions?

Bags o' Craptasticness:
-----------------------------
  • Brick of Carbonite 04/26/12
  • Brick of Carbonite 12/06/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 11/09/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 09/14/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 08/17/11
  • Random Crap 06/24/10
  • Random Crap 05/26/10
  • Random Crap 03/26/10

tiger03kal


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greaseman wrote:Did you get assembly instructions?



no, but my husband found them online. Yours should be here.

tehloner


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got mine in the mail today


i got
3 bags of air
1 barbie bag
and 1 screaming monkey
...

and a box? im pretty sure im missing something here...

what's woot's email address? cuz i think something is missing from mine

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
tehloner wrote:got mine in the mail today


i got
3 bags of air
1 barbie bag
and 1 screaming monkey
...

and a box? im pretty sure im missing something here...

what's woot's email address? cuz i think something is missing from mine



service@woot.com should help with whatever issues you have!

I'm just hanging out, really.

satishjshinde


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Standard crap:
5 bags of texas air
USB Guard Dog
Spitball Dartpad
Lunch bag
Superfly monkey

Something different:
Andy Griffith Show DVD (A wife for Andy, The loaded goat, Barney's first car, Andy's English valet, Aunt Bea's medicine man, Class reunion, High noon at Mayberry, Andy discovers America)

ahah64


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kekrug wrote:I got the same stuff.



Me,too...

luckyash23


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Inkycatz? Why do you look like a furry smurf?

Bundle of Cuddles 8/17/2011
Box of Cookies 1/19/2012

klipper


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ahah64 wrote:



Me,too...



Same here too

greaseman


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tiger03kal wrote:no, but my husband found them online. Yours should be here.


Thank you!!!

Now if I can find the same thing for the High Chair (paging the replacement for TPW!), my church's nursery school will be getting 2 new pieces!

Bags o' Craptasticness:
-----------------------------
  • Brick of Carbonite 04/26/12
  • Brick of Carbonite 12/06/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 11/09/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 09/14/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 08/17/11
  • Random Crap 06/24/10
  • Random Crap 05/26/10
  • Random Crap 03/26/10

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
luckyash23 wrote:Inkycatz? Why do you look like a furry smurf?



I like the color blue.

I'm just hanging out, really.

matt1976


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Randy says mine shipped yesterday, but there's no tracking number yet, and FedEx isn't showing it using 'track by reference'. Could it be that I've got a pallet of car wax on the way?

I'm giddy waiting to see if a freight truck shows up to deliver my free Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia

whomajigi


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Yay! My first Big ol' Cornucopia showed up!



It contained: One REALLY bright bag that can be used for shopping.
One small raven shirt
One screaming slingshot monkey
One yellow breo skin watch.

I had low expectations so I am pleased.

bprigg


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1 - Pop-up/Pop-down Lawn Sprinkler (hadn't seen that one yet)
1 - Woot monkey with smiley faces
1 - Spitball Dartboard
1 - Small Gwen's nest bag

2.9 LBs 12.0 x 9.8 x9.5

peaceetc


quality posts: 2 Private Messages peaceetc

Woot. I love you. Really. But what the hey... only two craps in my box? I received:

2x Shirts (size small)
1x Orange bag with flower

Where's my third thing I won't possibly be able to use? Why have you done this horrible and life altering thing to me?

*sniff* I'm so sad. I wrote to you and hope you can fix everything by sending me an extremely expensive item like a huge TV or a computer. Thanks.

Don't look at me, I'm hideous!

Eleven bags of crap and counting.

dfcnothing


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dfcnothing

It contained: One Shopping bag
One small pirate shirt
One screaming slingshot monkey
One yellow breo skin watch.

Always fun

davidwido


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2.8lbs

1x USB guard dog
1x Barbie Baywatch backpack
1x Breo skin watch (white)
1x Woot monkey w/ tiger cape
1x Spitball dartboard
3x Texas air

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 315 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

whomajigi wrote:I had low expectations so I am pleased.

Low expectations are best when it comes to these. You are wise.

kreegah


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whomajigi wrote:Yay! My first Big ol' Cornucopia showed up!

I had low expectations so I am pleased.



See? Like I said, I prepare myself for the worst, so when it arrives, it's a relief! :D

RebelTaz


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Can I vote for more randomness on the next round of crappola? Shake it up a little bit!

Gabemax


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I got the standard. Of course, this time around, the standard really is totally standard. Huge creativity fail, w00t!

It's just the obvious direction of things when a company grows and gets bought and gets, well, more corporate. There's no way to keep it about people. So see ya later threepiecewoot, it was fun while it lasted, sorry to see you go, and another chunk of the originality of the w00t way with you.

And please don't even start in with the "be thankful" line of doodie. That applied when the "experience" was still unique to w00t. This crap is crap of the most boring kind. I can imagine the meetings at corporate headquarters: "well why don't we just buy a bunch of stuff and package it with some overstock inventory as 2500 totally alike Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia, at a loss, but not a big loss, just so the retail-value-to-eight dollar-price-ratio gives everyone the sense that they've won something... etc. etc." Sheez. Boooooring.

Oh, and I buy a lot of stuff from w00t, so don't try convince me that I shouldn't expect anything more than literal crap. The Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia are basically an update of the old retail "loss leader" and serve the same function. They're actually an essential part of what makes the whole thing work, and my own guess is that w00t won't be around long if they fail to keep their eye on what makes them unique and what their customer community expects from them.

Whatever. I'll see you all the next time I try for another Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia (oh yes, I'll try again, of course - I'm a fool like that.)

Oh, and I totally like my t-shirt, and the monkey is cool, even though the battery's dead.


TheWootOfAllEvil


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Crap came in and it's just about the same as everyone else's.


  • 1x Woot monkey with smiley face cape
  • 1x Barbie Baywatch backpack
  • 1x Recycled tote bag (green)
  • 1x Breo skin watch (white)
  • 1x Spitball dartboard (Procrastination)
  • 1x Wonder Pets watering can
  • 3x Texas air


I would have posted sooner but the spitball dartboard made me wait...

keyserbones


quality posts: 3 Private Messages keyserbones

Mine finally arrived

1x Screaming Monkey
2x kids size 8 T-Shirts
1x tote bag
3x Texas Air released into Ohio

My boy really enjoys the screaming monkey, the dog not so much

Buy the ticket, take the ride

GiftedPlacebo


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Wow. That was BY FAR the worst one I've ever gotten.

1 (broken) screaming monkey (no screaming?)
1 womens small tshirt
1 USB guard dog
1 tote bag

of course some TX air....

You know.... usually Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia#39;s are funny, or have some cool stuff.

I'm not sure I'll even try for the next time.

james_hardiman


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Mine arrived on Monday. Nothing too different from what others are reporting.
1x flower bag
1x child's "My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse" shirt.
1x Child's shirt of some design I can't remember.
1x woot monkey with smileyface cape.
4x Texas Atmosphere (refurbished)

Worth the $8.

rleibowitz


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My billfold of creampuffs arrived yesterday. My first ever!

20.9 pounds.

On my doorstep a very battered and overly packing taped box (with a gaping hole).

Inside

1 Recycled pink bag with flower
1 One screaming caped monkey
1 Bravo Sports Pulse Xcelerator Stinger X.2 Kick 'N Go Scooter.

The scooter has never been assembled and it appears all of the parts and even the instructions are there, but I'll need to double check to make sure n one fell out of the hole in the box

So an extremely nice haul for a first time (It all goes down hill from here I suspect!). I think I'm actually missing a crap, but rather hard to complain given the item I received, even though my kids are too young to use it yet. (3 years and 6 months). My 3-year old girl really wants the scooter! So I may have to stow it away in the basement for 5 years.

crimsonclay


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Anyone that got the kid's shirts or WS shirts and wants to trade or get rid of them let me know.

modF


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I've got a plethora of crap:


  • 1x Flower Bag
  • USB Guard Dog
  • 1 Cedar Plank
  • Little Labs Animals Experimentation Kit (minus the perfume and makeup)
  • 1 Superfly Monkey


Overall, I'm happy with it.

btw: This is my first Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia even though I've been around for a bit.

tmlacross


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Successful delivery! I did pretty well on my first Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia



Crappy goods:

1x Bravo Sports Pulse Xcelerator Stinger X.2 Kick ‘N Go Scooter
3x World Tech Toys ZX-34462 GYRO Phantom S107 RC Helicopters
2x Lovely RPET Recycled Tote Bags
1x Blank Gildan imprintable blue t-shirt (I guess a shirt.woot that never was)
1x Colorbök Jumbo Color-In Candy House
1x Woot.com Screaming Monkey w/smiley face cape
24x Bags of Texas air

I get a helicopter and a screaming monkey for the office. My son gets the scooter and an RC Helicopter for Christmas. My niece gets the playhouse. Crap for the whole family!!!


Happy Thanksgiving!

brumbie13


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My Bushel of Crepes came last Saturday.

I got one screaming monkey.
1 small woman's Atlanta Brains Shirt
1 small woman's Smart Cookie Shirt

And the most heinous bag I have ever seen in my life. Which my wife promptly claimed, making her the woman with the most heinous bag I have ever seen in my life.


I gave the smart cookie shirt to a friend whose wife is a small. The Altanta Brains shirt... I think I'll use that as a new blanket for my sugar glider.

And the screaming monkey... I love it as much as my wife loves her new flower bag, and she hates the monkey as much as I hate her new flower bag.


Overall, no complaints.
I wasn't blown away, but I wasn't disappointed either.

And when the next Bert of CookieMonster comes around, I'll try for that one as well.



Til we meet again, Blue Oyster Cult... til we meet again...

rleibowitz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rleibowitz
rleibowitz wrote:My billfold of creampuffs arrived yesterday. My first ever!

20.9 pounds.

On my doorstep a very battered and overly packing taped box (with a gaping hole).

Inside

1 Recycled pink bag with flower
1 One screaming caped monkey
1 Bravo Sports Pulse Xcelerator Stinger X.2 Kick 'N Go Scooter.

The scooter has never been assembled and it appears all of the parts and even the instructions are there, but I'll need to double check to make sure n one fell out of the hole in the box

So an extremely nice haul for a first time (It all goes down hill from here I suspect!). I think I'm actually missing a crap, but rather hard to complain given the item I received, even though my kids are too young to use it yet. (3 years and 6 months). My 3-year old girl really wants the scooter! So I may have to stow it away in the basement for 5 years.



Customer service excellent as always - one more crap forthcoming!

Gabemax


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Gabemax
Gabemax wrote:(stuff)




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