shawnwaugh


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Anyone use these with their coffee?

I'm a slow coffee drinker - I usually have to bring a mug back to the microwave once or twice. Would a few of these help prevent those embarrassing walks of shame to the office kitchen

hleong3


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vansmith wrote:"I'll take two of the flat ones and a packet of gravel" "Packet of gravel!"

That's from Life of Brain in the case that you don't get the reference.



Beard and stone seller: Stone, sir?

Mother: No, they've got a lot there, lying around on the ground.

Beard and stone seller: Oh, not like these, sir. Look at this! Feel the quality of that, that's craftmanship, sir.

Mother: Hmm...all right, we'll have two with points and...a big flat one.

That's the Life of Brian quote. And how are these different from the ones you pick off the ground again?

destrath


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"General Warning
DO NOT handle or make direct skin contact with stones warmer than room temperature"

Kinda scared to see that warning on something that they claim you can heat in the microwave.

Am I supposed to pull out some tongs if I heat up the rocks? And then hope they don't brush a lip while drinking?

darknessmcblack


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If your having roger rabbit over get these otherwise pass

CowboyDann


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georgefeeny wrote:I was so pissed off when these sold out last week. In for three, so I can piss someone else off.



I'm all about this kind of attitude! Way to go Mr. Feeny!

dcdukit


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fedward wrote: (they're the same size, but they're made of Vermont soapstone instead of Colorado soapstone).

Out of curiosity I took my handy instant-read kitchen thermometer out and tested a dram. I put two ounces of water into a rocks glass, both at room temperature, and added three whisky stones (straight out of the freezer). The temperature of the liquid in the glass went from 74° F without stones to 66° F with stones.

I haven't had any problem with odors. In practical usage, they don't retain odors for long, but if your freezer stinks they will too when they first come out. To clean them after use rinse them off and air dry them before returning them to the freezer.



I have the SPARQ stones and did the same thing, mine are larger (15/16") and go 9-10° F ...

The big ones they sell (1 1/4") go 14-15° F and look so much tougher. What, I like to look tough drinking whiskey.

Krumlov


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Would the chill level be that of an old cellar?

Need me some Boxes Of Condoms!

pooptydoo


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don't care how well they chill or don't chill, they're a gift. so a cheap gift for a whiskey drinker is a cheap gift. he'll think i spent $20, at least

in 4 1

also remember folks, these are meant for 2-3oz of whiskey. typically served "straight up"

they are not to make the drink "cold," per se. simply chill the whiskey a bit without a water down. a set of 9 should be good for 3-4 drinks of 2-3 oz each

bkd69


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Next time offer a set of stones bundled with Todd's Dirt Seasoning. Maybe for the return of twofer tuesday.

Your Woot Is Not My Woot, But Your Woot Is OK.

madkatya


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Good god, people, whiskey doesn't have "tech specs" - these are a nice novelty gift for the folks in your life who like to have something that not everyone else has - and they charge MUCH more for them elsewhere.

And before you all get all up in arms about my assertion that whiskey doesn't have "tech specs" - Of *course* it does - but not ones that will be affected by whether you chill them a bit with some specially packaged rocks or no.

I have several people in my life who thoroughly enjoy whiskey, or single malt scotch, and they generally disagree on how much water/ice you should/shouldn't add... And at what temperature it should be served. These just give them that added level of argument. And they've been on my "maybe I should get these for XXX" list for a long while.

This is the cheapest I've seen them - in for 3!

tamezd


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In for two! So glad they found some more "in the back." I was totally bummed when wine.woot ran out the other day. Great job woot!

We're all suckers. Some of us just haven't been born yet.

fhajad


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In for two. Drank with a friends set before. Perfect for late night rum and coke drinks in between vidja game rounds.

capjones1


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Just found an awesomely scientific take on granite as a ice alternative. (Credit to FlyFish at http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/302440)

"No. Here's why:

Let's assume that the stone "ice" cubes are made of granite and are 1-inch square (I'm going to work the rest of this explanation in SI [metric] units because it's easier and those are the units I use every day - a cubic inch is equivalent to about 16 cubic centimeters [cc]). Let's assume further that you have one of them, which has been kept in your freezer at minus 15 degrees C (more or less zero F) and you want to use it to cool a 100cc glass of water at room temperature (which we'll define as 20 degrees C). Let's also make the simplifying assumption that adding the cube to the drink doesn't change the overall mass of the system - it remains at 100 cc (which, for water, is also 100 milliliters and 100 grams).

The specific heat, which is a measure of how much heat a particular material can hold per unit mass, of granite is about 0.2 (water is defined as 1.0), which means that 0.2 calorie of heat is required to raise the temperature of 1 gram of granite by 1 degree C, and the specific gravity of granite is about 2.6 (again, water is defined as 1). If we multiply all that together, that means that the granite ice cube requires 8.5 calories of heat to warm up by 1 degree C. When you put it in your drink, it absorbs that heat from the 100 cc of water, so how much does the water cool down? Well, there's 35 C degrees difference between the granite and the water, so the granite will absorb 35 X 8.5, or about 300 calories, which will cool the water by about 3 degrees C (one calorie of heat removed from 100 cc of water will cool it by .01 degree, so .01 X 300 = 3 degrees).

Now let's work the same problem with water ice, instead of granite, all other conditions being the same. The water has a specific gravity and specific heat of 1.0, so the 16 cc ice cube will absorb 16 calories of heat per degree C of warm-up, which means (all things being equal, which they're not, as I'll explain in a second) it will decrease the temperature of the glass of water by 16 X 35 calories, or about 5.6 degrees C, nearly double the granite.

But here's the kicker, and this is the big difference: as it absorbs heat, the water ice not only warms up, it also melts, and as water goes from solid ice at 0 degrees C to water at 0 degrees C, there is additional energy required and it's substantial - 80 calories per cc, so in addition to the 16 X 35 calories needed to warm it up, there's an additional 16 X 80 calories required to melt it, for a total of 16 X 115 calories, which is sufficient to cool the glass of water by a whopping 18.4 degrees C (as compared, remember, to only 3 degrees C for the granite).

So, it's really the heat of fusion that makes ice such a good cooler of things, and that only kicks in as the ice melts. Melting granite would also release it's latent heat of fusion (and I don't offhand know how many calories per gram that might be), of course, but that occurs at a temperature that's of less interest for cooling drinks."

By FlyFish on Aug 3, 2005 09:57 AM

kitchenfloor


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couldn't find a lower price anywhere else. in for 2.

drgambit


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I'm just gonna put this out there:

http://youtu.be/Py6EL3L7bBQ?t=2m20s

Skip to 2:20 for the joke...

koneco


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MichaelSF wrote:In for six on my two accounts. These seem a unique office party or stocking stuffer item.

And since I drink my whiskey on the rocks and hate when the rocks water my drink down, I'm keeping a few packs for myself.

(Nothing worse than ice cubes ruining my Johnnie Walker Blue Label or Crown Royal Special Reserve, even though I use bottled water to make ice.)



Psht, such bargain bin liquor ...

MichaelSF


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goosedaddy wrote:Have used and did not enjoy. Everyone says these are not a replacement for ice.

But I want to make it clear: these are MUCH LESS effective than ice. Whiskey not refrigerated will be slightly cooler than room temp even when you've left these in the freezer for hours.

I would not call it "cold." I would not call it "chilled." I might call it "soda-located-across-from-the-beer-refrigerator-at-the-supermarket temperature"



I like my whiskey chilled, hence why I keep the bottles in the fridge. But if these will keep my drink slightly chilled for a few minutes longer, I'm in.

As it is, I use a couple ice cubes made from bottled water. But I'd like to dispense with those. If these don't work, they make a good office XMAS party gift. At $6 I'm not complaining.

junksauce


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fedward wrote:I have the Teroforma stones, which are quite similar (they're the same size, but they're made of Vermont soapstone instead of Colorado soapstone).

Out of curiosity I took my handy instant-read kitchen thermometer out and tested a dram. I put two ounces of water into a rocks glass, both at room temperature, and added three whisky stones (straight out of the freezer). The temperature of the liquid in the glass went from 74° F without stones to 66° F with stones.

They give a dram a pleasant chill, but they don't make the whisky cold by any stretch. If what you want is cold whisky you should be putting ice cubes in it and not messing around with stones. I like my whisky neat and not particularly cold. I opt for the stones when a slight chill benefits the whisky, as with a Glenlivet Nadurra I picked up last year, but for other whisky I just sip it at room temperature.

I haven't had any problem with odors. In practical usage, they don't retain odors for long, but if your freezer stinks they will too when they first come out. To clean them after use rinse them off and air dry them before returning them to the freezer.



You, sir, need something better to do with your life. In for 1, however.

MichaelSF


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koneco wrote:Psht, such bargain bin liquor ...




LOL... I wish. My leech and lush of a brother who never responds in kind likes when I get him a bottle of Blue Label every XMAS. $170 every holiday.

Mikeraypole


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In for three!! Seems like a great stocking stuffer for my whiskey loving family.

arothman


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I bought a set of these from Groupon a few weeks back. They're pretty cool. Not cold, but cool. Basically if you want to take a room-temperature bottle of single malt and get it a little bit closer to cold, you put four of these in a glass and pour two or three fingers of Scotch over them. Four stones won't make the drink as cold as two cubes of ice would, but it also won't make it watery. $10 for a set of 9 ain't a bad deal though.

Peperpuppy


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This is stupid.

If you like your whiskey neat and chilled, then store the bottle itself in the freezer. It will always be ready to pour and perfectly chilled for a room temp glass.

knt1108


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Rocks? Rocks! If Woot sells rocks, maybe they'll sell pieces of coal during the Christmas season. I got some coal to give as a gag gift one year at work, and they were a big hit. Didn't take much to get our gang all excited.

therationalpi


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This reminds of a post on making the perfect Gin and Tonic, where they wanted it at the right level of coldness and dilution. I wonder how these stones would have fared in their tests!

For me, I like my scotch with a little room temperature water. It opens up the flavor a bit, and kills any burn you might find in a high proof spirit. But this is a matter of preference, if there ever was one. Add this as another point on dilution vs temperature chart, slightly cooled but otherwise "neat."

In for three. Maybe one of my whiskey buddies will get this for Christmas.

MichaelSF


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capjones1 wrote:Just found an awesomely scientific take on granite as a ice alternative....



Should I cancel my Woot purchase and visit my local cemetery with a sledge hammer? Lots of granite there.

If it saves me some coin, thanks for the tip.

swisser


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Warning, don't drink too much using these rocks, you'll surely get stoned.

MichaelSF


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knt1108 wrote:Rocks? Rocks! If Woot sells rocks, maybe they'll sell pieces of coal during the Christmas season. I got some coal to give as a gag gift one year at work, and they were a big hit. Didn't take much to get our gang all excited.



Well these kinda look like coal. That's cool, I can tell the ladies that in return for being bad with me, they are getting coal from Santa.

Awesome.

graypenguin


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Should arrive just as my finals are ending. In for two. Even if they aren't great, they look cool.

MichaelSF


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vansmith wrote:"I'll take two of the flat ones and a packet of gravel" "Packet of gravel!"

That's from Life of Brain in the case that you don't get the reference.



I never saw Life of BRAIN so I don't get the reference.

kenmecca


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gotta get it for stocking stuffers- its the 2012 version of the pet rock

james1027


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Glad to see these back. I missed them last round. I am in for three. One set for myself and two go for gifts.

Thanks woot! You guys ROCK! : )

chaajoad


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HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Goofiest WOOT ever!

MichaelSF


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So if the boss calls me at home because I called in sick, I can say "I have (clear throat, cough) stones."

Technically I would not be lying.

MichaelSF


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james1027 wrote:Glad to see these back. I missed them last round. I am in for three. One set for myself and two go for gifts.

Thanks woot! You guys ROCK! : )



Are you a man in name only? Open another Woot account and go in for six.

Real men have two Woot accounts (and a house full of boxes containing useless c--rap, like six packs of magnetic gonads).

fedward


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junksauce wrote:You, sir, need something better to do with your life. In for 1, however.



There's something better than drinking whisky?

jymgardner


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What about those who like more than one cocktail? It would seem that the stones would not do the job for more than one or two max. True?

My suggestion: If you want a cold drink, make a single large piece of ice that fits your favorite glass. This versus multiple cubes actually reduces dilution as the larger single cube/ball melts slower. I freeze a cleaned (powder less) water balloon that's as large as will fit into my favorite glass. Try it and see how long it lasts versus your standard ice cubes.

Sláinte!

Batman4oz


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So...THAT's what became of Pet Rocks!

Can't you just Freeze your liquor in ice cube trays and put Them in your drinks?! (Does liquor even freeze...I don't drink, so don't hate me for not knowing!)

And....if I drop My Stones into something, isn't that called Tea-Bagging?!

Thank you...tip your waitress...I'll be here all week!

^^X^^


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JUDY-ism...the Only Religion I need!
WWJD...What Would JUDY Do?!
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publicart


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These were being sold on Home.Woot a little while ago:

11/7/2011

buckylarue


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MichaelSF wrote:LOL... I wish. My leech and lush of a brother who never responds in kind likes when I get him a bottle of Blue Label every XMAS. $170 every holiday.



Seems a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every 25th of December.

(Thank you, Charles You-know-what-ens!) (I had his name spelled out but Woot didn't like it....)

Wazzzup


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Brought to you by the same guy who brought you pet rocks!

Why would anyone put rocks in their drinks? What's next, sand spaghetti sauce?