mine just updated to 2.0 lbs and due by 12/23 , so cutting it pretty close to christmas it seems

2 pounder...12 in. x 9.2 in. x 5 in

Good things come in small packages...could be:

1)Bundle Of Cash! (Ka-Ching!)

2)Box Of CorvetteKeys (Vrooom!)

3)Bag Of Carats (Ice! Diamonds!)

4)Basket Of Chips (Vegas!)

5)Bottle Of Cabernet (Oops...that'd be on wine.woot; never mind)

6)Bowl Of Cherries (Who wouldn't like that?)

Ooh, lucky me. Mines a whole 2.6 lbs. That extra .2 must be my letter :D.

1.6 lbs of beautiful crap due Christmas Eve. Y'know, of the 6 Bravo Oscar Charlie's I've gotten, only one was above 2 lbs, and that one had about 20lbs of expired calendars. One would think this long line of super skimpy crap would make me bitter. But One would be wrong. Because I have gotten six where many have gotten none. And I've had 1 item that is still worth more than twice what I've paid for all of my Burgandy Olfactory Center#39;s combined. Sooo, the moral is, Thank you Woot!, I have loved every minute of it. Oh, and the t'shirt you sent last time was brilliant.
I'm signing off now, I hate surprises, but I'm going to give that a try for once. See y'all when it's all said and done.

hoatuan0220 wrote:My bag of chip 15.7 lbs, heaviest I've ever got.

That's a rather healthy crap.

justafreak wrote:That's a rather healthy crap.

Probably packed with P.F. Chang's mostly. You know, good stuff!

Soooooooooooo Sad, i have never been able to track with reference number. It keeps showing no information. This has been the case on the last three bowls of cherries i purchased. I usually get the tracking number after i get the package. I live vicariously through all these posts. Please keep them coming.

5.8 lbs
18 in. x 12.8 in. x 12.2 in.

Seems pretty decent compared to sizes other people have been posting.

2lbs even, arriving the 23rd...I'll be gone until the 4th of Jan so my Bundle of Crud will just sit there while I'm on vacation in a sunny state...oh wait that's not so bad.

2lbs 12/23

funkysean wrote:Probably packed with P.F. Chang's mostly. You know, good stuff!

2 lbs of likely standard crap due on the 22nd...

2lbs even, ETA 12/22.

Christmas is coming early this year.

2.1 lbs and 12 in. x 9.2 in. x 5 in.

12/20 estimated delivery

2lbs at 12 in. x 9.5 in. x 5 in.
Dec 21 in MN

Standard 2 lbs and 12 in. x 9.2 in. x 5 in. for my first Burgandy Olfactory Center haul, but mine's due the 21st so I get my crappy crap before most others will get their crappy crap.

Cheers and good luck Wooters, crappy holidays!

2lb's of crap.

2 lb eta 12/19 in Texas. 12X9X5

chrisudy wrote:2.1 lbs, due 12/23 in Buffalo NY. 12x9.2x5 dimensions... Hopefully it'll show up before we close the office for the holidays!

ooh! maybe the .1 is the letter. I'm jelly.

friedbanana wrote:ooh! maybe the .1 is the letter. I'm jelly.

Has anyone actually received The Letter since Amazon took over and TPW left? I don't recall seeing a report of it.

It says it' been delivered already, holy cr ap! I can't wait to get home..

.04 lbs
8.7 in. x 6.2 in. x 5.4 in.

My first bucket of chum is coming in at a healthy 2 lbs. Let's hope it contains at least three craps and a bag. If only there were some guarantee of this fact...

Un0fficial wrote:2lb crap....


Wow.. the Christmas Crap and the Woot Anniversary Crap was always the biggest.. but since Amazon bought woot everything is bad now...

I think this will be my last Burgandy Olfactory Center purchase.. it's just not worth it anymore like it used to be

http://youtu.be/wJfigQKfI0g

Hey, my Bag just got upgraded.

12 in. x 9.2 in. x 5 in. and 2 pounds. Due to arrive in VA by 12/22

hbsurfer17 wrote:12 in. x 9.2 in. x 5 in. and 2 lbs. estimated 12/22 in Utah.

Ditto

if im not mistaken, i think fedex runs later now that its the holidays. my carps are in my town and it still says in transit. i cant wait any longer. i keep looking outside everytime i hear a car go by

2.1 pounds of apparently the same crap as most everyone else (minus .3 ounces of presumed Texas air) is on its way!

Too bad it'll have to hang out alone on the porch for a few days.

Standard here too...
2.0 lbs @ 12 in. x 9.2 in. x 5 in.

2.1 lbs due on 12/22.

crap.

I'm not sure why people sound so... disappointed with 2 lb bags of crap... You could fit some AWESOME stuff in a 2 lb box that Woot has sold. For example: SOG knives, iTouch, Logitech harmony universal remote, Bucky balls (I know not as cool as the others, but who wouldn't like a set of Bucky balls), etc. Just because it is not a TV doesn't mean it is not good. It's not like Woot sells Samsung TVs. Some of the TVs Woot sells are not even good brands that could go out very quickly(but don't get me wrong, some of the TVs are very nice!).

Don't be disappointed because your Bag of Coal is only 2 lbs (or around that weight). Just be patient and be thankful you got one! I think it was worth the $8 just for all of the happiness it brought that you were even able to get one. The excitement is worth a lot.

Anyways, lets say that you did get a large box. It could be a bunch of broken stuff (crap). Then you just have a large amount of trash that your trash company may or may not take due to it not being in a trash container, then who is laughing?

lordofall200 wrote:I'm not sure why people sound so... disappointed with 2 lb bags of crap... You could fit some AWESOME stuff in a 2 lb box that Woot has sold. For example: SOG knives, iTouch, Logitech harmony universal remote, Bucky balls (I know not as cool as the others, but who wouldn't like a set of Bucky balls), etc. Just because it is not a TV doesn't mean it is not good. It's not like Woot sells Samsung TVs. Some of the TVs Woot sells are not even good brands that could go out very quickly(but don't get me wrong, some of the TVs are very nice!).

Don't be disappointed because your Bag of Coal is only 2 lbs (or around that weight). Just be patient and be thankful you got one! I think it was worth the $8 just for all of the happiness it brought that you were even able to get one. The excitement is worth a lot.

Anyways, lets say that you did get a large box. It could be a bunch of broken stuff (crap). Then you just have a large amount of trash that your trash company may or may not take due to it not being in a trash container, then who is laughing?

My first crap was a large box of broken junk, but I repaired my Sansa View with the broken one, my GPS still works (time and date is broken, no big deal) and I still have a few other things that sort of work. I'm excited for any size crap. Just happy to finally get one again!

cld0478 wrote:Also, I keep seeing lots of negative posting about the quality of the Bustieres of Calliope going down after Amazon came into the picture. Can anyone speak from experience and rebut that? Has anyone gotten a letter or an awesome Bag of Coal without a letter since then? Just curious.

Nonsense. My first Bag O'Crap was just that - crap. Two dead hard drives and a weird shotgun shell pill box. That was well before Wootazon appeared.

If you're expecting a 60 inch LCD for your $8 you'll always be disappointed. As it says, just learn to love the crap you get, and you'll be fine.

Actually, I've gotten some really nice stocking stuffers out of my last few Burgandy Olfactory Center. Not to mention the Leak Frog that saved my bacon (and basement floor!) when we had a major leak last November.

Now, since I've been so nice, howzabout a letter in my next Ball of Confusion?

I hate to ask but I have read a good chunk of posts and haven't found an answer...

What is THE LETTER everyone is talking about?

I have my forth Burgandy Olfactory Center on the way weighing 2.1lbs.. due 12/21 to central MN

My first 3 craps I got were all in a row - August, September and October of this year, and in all three I got something worth the 8$$.

The first Burgandy Olfactory Center was the most lacking and came with the standard stuff; disney blanket, furniture polish,and wibbly fun balls- but I'm also saving the Footflush that came in it for when i get out of the dorms.

The Second Burgandy Olfactory Center was probably the best- it came with the standard stuff- some of which is becoming stocking stuffers, but it also came a 12mpx samsung camera [not an improvement for me but my GF loves it].

The Third Burgandy Olfactory Center was the heaviest at around 9lbs, it came with the standard stuff, but it also came with a inflatable twin mattress, which I might use in the coming year.

Weight doesn't really matter, my heaviest is the one I found the least use so far, and the one that had the camera was almost spot on the average weight for that Burgandy Olfactory Center

so I am excited to open my measly weighing 2.1lb Burgandy Olfactory Center like a savage beast as soon as i see it

ranex wrote:I have my forth Burgandy Olfactory Center on the way weighing 2.1lbs.. due 12/21 to central MN

My first 3 craps I got were all in a row - August, September and October of this year, and in all three I got something worth the 8$$.

The first Burgandy Olfactory Center was the most lacking and came with the standard stuff; disney blanket, furniture polish,and wibbly fun balls- but I'm also saving the Footflush that came in it for when i get out of the dorms.

The Second Burgandy Olfactory Center was probably the best- it came with the standard stuff- some of which is becoming stocking stuffers, but it also came a 12mpx samsung camera [not an improvement for me but my GF loves it].

The Third Burgandy Olfactory Center was the heaviest at around 9lbs, it came with the standard stuff, but it also came with a inflatable twin mattress, which I might use in the coming year.

Weight doesn't really matter, my heaviest is the one I found the least use so far, and the one that had the camera was almost spot on the average weight for that Burgandy Olfactory Center

so I am excited to open my measly weighing 2.1lb Burgandy Olfactory Center like a savage beast as soon as i see it

Wonderful informative post. Thank you.

ranex wrote:I have my forth Burgandy Olfactory Center on the way weighing 2.1lbs.. due 12/21 to central MN

My first 3 craps I got were all in a row - August, September and October of this year, and in all three I got something worth the 8$$.

The first Burgandy Olfactory Center was the most lacking and came with the standard stuff; disney blanket, furniture polish,and wibbly fun balls- but I'm also saving the Footflush that came in it for when i get out of the dorms.

The Second Burgandy Olfactory Center was probably the best- it came with the standard stuff- some of which is becoming stocking stuffers, but it also came a 12mpx samsung camera [not an improvement for me but my GF loves it].

The Third Burgandy Olfactory Center was the heaviest at around 9lbs, it came with the standard stuff, but it also came with a inflatable twin mattress, which I might use in the coming year.

Weight doesn't really matter, my heaviest is the one I found the least use so far, and the one that had the camera was almost spot on the average weight for that Burgandy Olfactory Center

so I am excited to open my measly weighing 2.1lb Burgandy Olfactory Center like a savage beast as soon as i see it

Thou appearest to understandeth the Woot crap commandments verily so well:

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v2.0:

I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond one bag of some kind and your chosen quantity of crappy items (which should be THREE).

II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours.

III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap.

IV. Thou shalt not order just one crap and blame it on anything but your own inattention.

V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.

I have gotten mucho crap and it's mostly crap, but it's often fun crap, crap I end up needing, and ALWAYS loads of excitement from the anticipation. There are few such exciting things one can do with $8.

Un0fficial wrote:2lb crap....


Wow.. the Christmas Crap and the Woot Anniversary Crap was always the biggest.. but since Amazon bought woot everything is bad now...

I think this will be my last Burgandy Olfactory Center purchase.. it's just not worth it anymore like it used to be

http://youtu.be/rAlTOfl9F2w
:P (It's taken me like 6 tries to get this link right!)

I'm a bit disappointed about having a 2 pounder, too, but not because I won't get "Better" stuff (Letter's are light!) but because I don't wanna get the exact same thing as everyone. It's more fun when everything is different!

Two pounds even of endless wonder scheduled to arrive in Northern IL on 12/22. We'll see!

For those of you guys complaining, remember one thing: the Bag of Coal is not about what is inside the bag, it's the EXPERIENCE.

You're one of 2500 lucky people to buy the crap. And then it's the excitement of waiting to open it.

I don't mind throwing out $8 to do this. It's fun and I enjoy a good laugh out of what I receive.

Ordered 12/06/11, ship date 12/14/11, estimated delivery 12/22/11, 2.4 lbs. I don't know where you're seeing the box size!?