Got my Burgandy Olfactory Center today:

1x Tan Wash Cloth
1x Philips Pro Series HDMI cable
1x Super Special Birthday Survival Kit
1x Duracell flashlight (looks kinda like a lighter)
1x Dark Blue Gym Bag
8x Texas Air (+1 deflated air holder)

Crap received - very standard 5.9 sack with a footflush, face cloth, face scrub cloth, 5 pack XL tees, and green bag with flower.

Ordered crap. Got crap. All told.

I got a MUCH better crap than last year!

2 ugly blue hand towels
1 black wash cloth
1 red duffel bag
1 air hogs helix 360 4 channel helicopter

Thanks woot!!

Well despite tracking saying I wouldn't receive it until the 10th I actually got it today! wuhoo!

The wuhoo! didn't last too long unfortunately :P

My 2.2lbs included:
2 Cupcake Lipgloss
1 Kids night out bingo
1 yellow bag with a flower on it
1 Optima Pico pocket projector screen
1 brown hand towel with a gold checkerboard pattern at one end
5 bags of Texas air

Yesterday I got a Yugster box, while it was 14 bucks instead of the 3 here at good ol' woot, I did get a desktop usb light/fan, earbud headset, 4 port wall usb charger (for phones, kindles and such), a stainless steel water bottle with holder and carbiner clip and a 40 capacity cd holder.

Needless to say I was dissapointed at my first Bag of Coal when the yugster one kinda kicked its butt. But the anticipation and excitement was worth the price of admission. Ill be down for more!

1 - Optima Projector Screen (junk?)
1 - Shamwow towel (for me!)
1 - Diva Darling Headband (claimed by wife)
1 - Ugly gold Hand Towel (claimed by wife - she says it is not ugly)
1 - Yellow bag with a big red flower on it. (claimed by wife)
3 - Bags of Texas air.

Thanks woot! My wife was happy with my crap, ergo, I am happy too.

Oh, and, go Bison!

Received my standard issue crap.... all but two shirts are on there way to Purple Heart...

1 hideous washcloth
1 red duffel bag
1 Sprinkler system
1 facial scrub mitt thing
1 box of 5 shirts (different brands fit differently so only 2 worked....)

It was fun waiting and of course I'll be back for more and to see what the Colonel has up his sleeve

Thanks woot!

1 Sprinkler system
1 facial scrub mitt thing 
1 box of 5 shirts XL (4 Fruit loom, 1 jerzee tee)
2 Wash cloths
1 Greenish with a purple flower grocery bag

Happy with my first ever bag of cringle after trying for a year.

durkzilla wrote:Crap received - very standard 5.9 sack with a footflush, face cloth, face scrub cloth, 5 pack XL tees, and green bag with flower.

Ordered crap. Got crap. All told.

Exactly what I got. To the letter.

6.5 pound crap received today.

- 5 bags of texas air
- brown hand towel
- pop-up/pop-down lawn sprinkler
- God of War series 1 "Kratos" action figure
- red duffel bag
- 5 XL tshirts (3 FotL, 2 Jerzees)

speedogirl2 wrote:He's actually not ok. He has been sick since October with an unknown neurological issue. He started having twitching and then couldn't walk, has facial paralysis on one side and can't close his eye. He was able to walk again, then got worse again. MRI shows something, the first neurologist blew off the findings, but the second neurologist said there is something there, but nothing definitive. He is undergoing chemotherapy right now because the vets think it's cancer. But they cannot biopsy his brain because that will kill him. He's been scratching his neck like crazy causing bleeding so he's wearing a partial e-collar. Thanks for asking. I am very sad about all this and I'm afraid he will die.

Nice eagle eye you got there ThunderThighs.

Aww.. Hope your kitty gets better....

I know that just sounds dirty - but it's not.

Just received my package I am very pleased for the $8. All quantities listed below are in a count of 1. With the exception I did get 4,yes 4, bags of Texas air.

Diva Darling White Microfiber Headband
Optoma Pico Pocket Prjector Screen
Avanti Moss Colored Meridian Designed Finger Towel
Gwen's Nest Yellow bag w/Pink flower on it
Skil 21 piece ratcheting screwdriver set (found on Amazon for $11.99), but can't help but wonder if this was Santa's way of telling me that I've been screwed LOL

So while no letter, I did appreciate towards the end there seems to be at least one item different in the bags that were starting to sound the same. Thanks Woot

Yay! I received my crap today! I received a red duffel, very handy with 3 kids, a plastic tabletop tripod, may be useful when I'm not mad at the hubby for not buying me a Christmas present and I wanna be bad lol, a 4 ft Philips hdmi cable, always handy and retails on amazon for almost 8 bucks (paid for my crap right there), and a I think very pretty avanti empress fingertip towel in earth color ( if anyone has relating pieces they don't want pm me, maybe we can work out something). My kids stole my stale Texas air as soon as I opened the box, so I can't verify how much of that i had. Overall, I'm happy. Thanks Woot for making my crap special

2.3 pounds arrived today although according to FedEx/uSPS, it's still at the post office.
1 super special birthday survival kit from kids woot
1 black mini duffel bag
1 washcloth with a seashell
1 Phillips pro HDMI cable (this will be useful for when I finally get a TV or monitor that uses HDMI)

All in all, no complaints, happy to have scored something after several recent episodes of stabbing furiously at the "This Info is Correct" button failed to deliver.
Like Arnold, I'll be back.

Okay - I initially didn't post a pic of my crap because it was pretty standard. But I got something that I haven't seen elsewhere, and I can't decide what it is / they are.

pic of all crap - standard mostly





The unknown item. Is it a golf tool? Or corn-on-the-cob holders for the golf enthusiast?

Received mine and the misses SBOC's today!

Mine

1 Yellow bag with pink flower
1 Pico Projector screen
2 yellow cupcake lip glosses
1 maroon finger towel with brown, gold, and blue

Wife's

1 Red Duffle Bag
1 Maroon finger towel with gold scroll things
1 Philips 4 foot HDMI cable - NEW
1 Microsoft Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000 - PINK and works with Windows 7 - NEW

Not too bad . . . Thanks WOOT!

Thanks Woot for an extended Christmas Gift.

My package was 3.3 lbs.

I got:

1 Topsy Turvy
1 Red Tote Bag
1 Phillips HDMI Cable
1 Egg Slicer
1 Happy Birthday Kit (boy)
1 Hand Towel (It has a high heal shoe on the towel. With the name Lolita on it. Hopefully this did not come from a house my mom told me to never visit)

Oh yeah and this damn cat!

speedogirl2 wrote:He's actually not ok. He has been sick since October with an unknown neurological issue. He started having twitching and then couldn't walk, has facial paralysis on one side and can't close his eye. He was able to walk again, then got worse again. MRI shows something, the first neurologist blew off the findings, but the second neurologist said there is something there, but nothing definitive. He is undergoing chemotherapy right now because the vets think it's cancer. But they cannot biopsy his brain because that will kill him. He's been scratching his neck like crazy causing bleeding so he's wearing a partial e-collar. Thanks for asking. I am very sad about all this and I'm afraid he will die.

Nice eagle eye you got there ThunderThighs.

Hmm... My cat had similar symptoms, and it turned out to be his flea medicine. He would sort of twitch and shake, and his bag legs would kick out behind him uncontrollably causing him to fall over.

watch my unboxing video here!

Relax to the soothing tune.

Ringo67 wrote:
W00t! Santa's Sack of Crap 2011 by Ringo67, on Flickr

My first Bandolier of Confectionery was waiting for me when I came home today. It turns out the 1 lb weight that I thought was a placeholder was correct. So, needless to say, no T-shirts, Footflush or pop-up sprinklers for me.

What I did get was:

1 x large orange tote bag with a red flower on it
2 x cupcake lip gloss
1 x embroidered burgundy washcloth
1 x Diva Darling headband
1 x container of caca task clips

The clips are the best thing in the box, though I can't really bring them to work, unfortunately. The washcloth is nice and will get some use. The tote bag will probably replace the bag I've been using to bring my mom's laundry back and forth from the nursing home. I think she'll love it. She might be able to use the Diva Darling as well.

All-in-all I am very happy with my crap. Though I am disappointed that I didn't get any Texas air. Heck, I had to complain about something. :{)

This looks just like my crap. However, we were shocked by the clips, since we have kids in the house. They stood there with their jaws dropped. This was my crappiest box of crap ever - and after all the 503 errors, too. I think I'll pass on future Burgandy Olfactory Center#39;s - they have really gone downhill.

Opened my Santa Sack of Crumbs today... and... very happy!

-(1) odd colored washcloth of some kind
-(1) First Link wireless smoke alarms, 2 pack
-(1) Red duffel bag
AND.....
-(1) pack of BLUE Buckyballs!!! 144 Blue edition balls. Was going to make some blue ball jokes, but I'm busy playing with my balls!!!

Received my 4.2lbs bag today and I received what was promised.

- red duffel bag
- tan dish towel
- table top tripod

And finally....one loosely packed childs Maxscope microscope set including slides of bugs. Haven't tested it out as it uses batteries which I don't have at the moment.

The woot gods truly delivered crap.

Santa was good to me...

2.4 lbs

5 bags of Texas air
1 brown 'spaghetti' hand towel
1 black with beige trim hand towel
1 Night Out Bingo board
1 RC Color Bug (nice!!)
2 Cupcake Lip Gloss
(sadly doesn't smell like cupcakes)
1 Purple Flowered Reusable bag

Thanks Woot!

Got mine today here in NY....

(1) Hdmi cable
(1) woot off monkey with leopard print
(1) white small hand towel
(1) black duffle bag

Nothing too crazy and its been fun

6.1 lbs - standard fair

1 - Reusable Orange Bag w/Pink Flower
1 - Fun Footflush
1 - White Hand Towel
1 - Diva Darling Facial Mitt
5 - Assorted Colors XL Blank T-shirts
8 - Bags texas air, 2 deflated

Well worth the $8, but no geek factor and fully expected for my weight class. In fact, except for the last line, I just copy and pasted another post so I didn't have to type it again.

Reading all the posts it appears that there is some randomness in this load. Nice to have a break from reading virtually the same post over and over.

Really crappy crap:

2.4 pounds:

Washcloth
Kids Bingo (2nd crap this is in)
Spitball dartboard (also second crap this is in)
Flower tote
Cow Microbes (???)
Woot Monkey
Cupcake lip gloss (also second crap this has made an appearance in)


5.9 pounds:

Footflush (second crap this has made an appearance in)
washcloth
5 pack xl tees
Flower tote

After we opened our craps mr. yrguide looked me in the eye and said "We have to stop buying these craps, this is dollar store crap." and sadly I agree. It looks like woot is buying crappy dollar store crap in bulk to put in the boxes which is really taking all of the diversity and mystery out of it.

Hopefully Col. Crap can get this worked out but it appears to me that woot is looking at this like a money maker rather than the bit of fun it's meant to be.

I know the rules of the crap but I gotta say crappy regurgitated crap is simply crap.

I need a hug.

my 2.6 lb Burgandy Olfactory Center haul was as follows:

2 cupcake lip glosses

1 pico projector board

1 brown washcloth/snot rag/liquid removal tool

1 spitball target board (which I might turn into an AR15 or 1911 target )

1 reusable bag , yellow with a pink flower

Worst krap ever. Two red cheap duffle bags, two really ugly bathroom wash clothes and a table top tripod.

Just opened my 2.1 lb of crap.

1 - Reusable Orange Bag w/Pink Flower
2 - Cupcake Lip Glosses
1 - Pico Pocket Projector screen
1 - Kids Night out Bingo cards
1 - PLAIN tan washcloth

The only thing I got that no one else reported was attached to the washcloth. It was a dead bug.

I tried for three years, including 2 processed, charged, and cancelled bags of crap, to get this haul. Not complaining as per rules, but I am willing to trade the bug to the first taker

kdccrosby wrote:Okay - I initially didn't post a pic of my crap because it was pretty standard. But I got something that I haven't seen elsewhere, and I can't decide what it is / they are.

pic of all crap - standard mostly





The unknown item. Is it a golf tool? Or corn-on-the-cob holders for the golf enthusiast?

there totally corn cob holders

RNLori wrote:Just opened my 2.1 lb of crap.

1 - Reusable Orange Bag w/Pink Flower
2 - Cupcake Lip Glosses
1 - Pico Pocket Projector screen
1 - Kids Night out Bingo cards
1 - PLAIN tan washcloth

The only thing I got that no one else reported was attached to the washcloth. It was a dead bug.

I tried for three years, including 2 processed, charged, and cancelled bags of crap, to get this haul. Not complaining as per rules, but I am willing to trade the bug to the first taker

What kind of bug? Bugs in the washcloths mean mine are going straight into the garbage...I don't want bugs in the house.

kdccrosby wrote:Okay - I initially didn't post a pic of my crap because it was pretty standard. But I got something that I haven't seen elsewhere, and I can't decide what it is / they are.
The unknown item. Is it a golf tool? Or corn-on-the-cob holders for the golf enthusiast?

My Burgandy Olfactory Center was 1.4lbs.

Diva Darling headband
Brown hand towel
red duffel bag
dirty task clips
2 doughnut lip gloss

Thanks Woot

my first ever Bag of Coal and lived up to name
Red duffel bag, a couple of washclothes, table tripod and flower tea nothing like a cup of tea with a flower blooming in it.

My Bag of Coal weighed 1.7 lbs and contained:

1 Shamwow
1 black hand towel
1 red duffel bag
1 diva darlings headband
1 knock knock task clip set

Two cupcake chapstick or lipgloss.
One excuse spitball thing
One wash rag
One kids night out bingo
And a reusable bag.

Another amazing bag!

alcapone2 wrote:there totally corn cob holders

thanks! lplady gave me a link over in PWA showing the same thing.

I can always use corn cob holders - even if I don't play golf!

wmiskowi wrote:watch my unboxing video here!

Relax to the soothing tune.

I got the exact same Bag of Coal. Nice Mask!!

Santa's Sack O' Crap arrived today:

- Santa's red duffle bag
- Mrs Santa's headband
- Rudolph's pocket weather alert radio
- Elf's sweat rag
- and task clips so I can label my crap.



Thanks Woot!

caron7 wrote:This looks just like my crap. However, we were shocked by the clips, since we have kids in the house. They stood there with their jaws dropped. This was my crappiest box of crap ever - and after all the 503 errors, too. I think I'll pass on future Burgandy Olfactory Center#39;s - they have really gone downhill.

A couple of craps ago I got a pair of furry "fun" handcuffs in my bag. The box for them had some fairly suggestive blurbs on it, which is probably par for an "adult" item such as that. However, having such an item in the box has stopped my making the opening of the Burgandy Olfactory Center from Woot! a family event.

My lapper I got from this crap only had 2 gigs of ram. I jacked a 2 gig stick from my wifes lapper and gave her one of my 1 gigs. we both have 3 gigs in our lappers now..


Think she'll notice?