darkinc


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Any letters this christmas?!

steveliu


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I know I'm late to the party, but I just need to express my thoughts as a pretty long-time Wooter.

From the beginning, the "inside joke" about the Barrels of Crud has always been that *everyone* gets something pretty cool. The contents weren't always valuable (although often they were), but they were always unique, quirky, and something which brought a smile to the face. What I found was that if one item was truly odd (a porcelain pack of gum comes to mind), chances are I'd look at another item and find something really cool (in my case, an external DVD drive, used but working).

There were plenty of copycat sites who copied your idea, but they all failed because what they gave out was REALLY carp, while Woot's Barrels of Crud were ALWAYS worth more than the $8 we paid for it.

The past few years most of us have adjusted our lives around the time Woot-Offs have come around. I've blown off important meetings, I've called in sick, I've locked myself in rooms just to have a crack at the Barrels of Crud For a company to have achieved such loyalty among its customers is something special.

This time, I finally convinced my girlfriend to get one for herself, which she did (staying up late on Christmas to do so).

We unboxed our Barrels of Crud together. Her Bag consisted of a cheap bag, a spitball dartboard, a towel, and an expired box of tea. Mine? A cheap bag, a spitball dartboard, a towel and a cupcake lip balm.

She was gracious, but ultimately I looked a little silly for getting so worked up about the Barrels of Crud--or about Woot.

I'd say the last 2 or 3 Barrels of Crud I've gotten have been along these lines. I know the Carp Commandments, so don't take this as complaining, but as some constructive feedback.

The reason the Barrels of Crud became so popular to the point of taking down servers every time is because they were GREAT in the beginning. Whatever the contents of the bag, we always felt like we got a great deal, whether due to the value of the contents, the uniqueness of the contents, or the most likely case--a combination of the two. This is why we curse you when we can't get through to the ridiculously big button, and we swear our lifelong allegiance to you when we do.

I'm not sure what in Woot is responsible for the huge drop in Barrels of Crud quality. Perhaps you're not getting as many product samples being sent in that you have to get rid of. Or perhaps now that Amazon's connected with you, you don't have to worry as much about clearing away warehouses as you once did. Or perhaps now that Amazon's connected with you, they're using you as an outlet to dump stuff that's in their warehouses.

Whatever the case, remember that the Barrels of Crud IS a huge part of the Woot brand. It took years to build up into the coveted treasure it is. While things like profit margins and inventory accounting are important, remember that as great as Amazon was, it could never do the things that Synapse Micro did back in 2004.

jml879


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I received a replacement crap today unexpectedly. Plain cardboard box, label from Woot Inc. 2.6lbs. I'm guessing due to the dead bugs I found in my original Santa's sack of crap. Props to the Colonel!

My replacement Haul:
1-Swiss Gear Fanny Pack water bottle holder
1-Swiss Gear Water Bottle
2-Bucky Cubes Rare earth Magnets
1-Over America Deluxe Blu Ray Set
1-Random brand, small tablet (7 inch?) case

Thank You Woot! Renewed my faith that things will get better, and that Woot has some of the best service out there! I mentioned a small complaint in this forum, never once asked for a replacement, and got one anyways. Just amazing. @ColonelCrap, I salute you kind sir!!!

msstrickland


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glad to see they are listening. 2 people getting replacement craps that have some worth won't solve the problems with this round of crap, but at least its a start.

jml879 wrote:I received a replacement crap today unexpectedly. Plain cardboard box, label from Woot Inc. 2.6lbs. I'm guessing due to the dead bugs I found in my original Santa's sack of crap. Props to the Colonel!

My replacement Haul:
1-Swiss Gear Fanny Pack water bottle holder
1-Swiss Gear Water Bottle
2-Bucky Cubes Rare earth Magnets
1-Over America Deluxe Blu Ray Set
1-Random brand, small tablet (7 inch?) case

Thank You Woot! Renewed my faith that things will get better, and that Woot has some of the best service out there! I mentioned a small complaint in this forum, never once asked for a replacement, and got one anyways. Just amazing. @ColonelCrap, I salute you kind sir!!!



pentiumjen


quality posts: 12 Private Messages pentiumjen

Finally got a chance to open mine now that I'm back from a business trip.

1 - smart plate collapsible Eco lunch box in blue. I think I will actually use this.

1 - decorative wash cloth in black with ultra suede. Should be good for cleaning the car.

1 - First Alert One Link smoke alarm 2 pack. Looks unopened. I wanted to order some of these but I'm a little wary to use these since they came in the Barrels of Crud

1 - red duffle bag

Overall Woot and Santa came through for my Christmas Barrels of Crud
Thanks Woot!!

vahokie


quality posts: 0 Private Messages vahokie

Also received a replacement Barrels of Crud due to a missing item.

1 Sigg Water Bottle
1 The Big Book of the Unexplained
1 Set of Buckyballs
1 pair of Wintertrax
2 Woot t-shirts kid size 6
1 Wibbly Fun toy thing
1 flowered bag

Overall a nice surprise. Thanks Colonel!!

katjim00


quality posts: 7 Private Messages katjim00
steveliu wrote:I know I'm late to the party, but I just need to express my thoughts as a pretty long-time Wooter.

From the beginning, the "inside joke" about the Barrels of Crud has always been that *everyone* gets something pretty cool. The contents weren't always valuable (although often they were), but they were always unique, quirky, and something which brought a smile to the face. What I found was that if one item was truly odd (a porcelain pack of gum comes to mind), chances are I'd look at another item and find something really cool (in my case, an external DVD drive, used but working).

There were plenty of copycat sites who copied your idea, but they all failed because what they gave out was REALLY carp, while Woot's Barrels of Crud were ALWAYS worth more than the $8 we paid for it.

The past few years most of us have adjusted our lives around the time Woot-Offs have come around. I've blown off important meetings, I've called in sick, I've locked myself in rooms just to have a crack at the Barrels of Crud For a company to have achieved such loyalty among its customers is something special.

This time, I finally convinced my girlfriend to get one for herself, which she did (staying up late on Christmas to do so).

We unboxed our Barrels of Crud together. Her Bag consisted of a cheap bag, a spitball dartboard, a towel, and an expired box of tea. Mine? A cheap bag, a spitball dartboard, a towel and a cupcake lip balm.

She was gracious, but ultimately I looked a little silly for getting so worked up about the Barrels of Crud--or about Woot.

I'd say the last 2 or 3 Barrels of Crud I've gotten have been along these lines. I know the Carp Commandments, so don't take this as complaining, but as some constructive feedback.

The reason the Barrels of Crud became so popular to the point of taking down servers every time is because they were GREAT in the beginning. Whatever the contents of the bag, we always felt like we got a great deal, whether due to the value of the contents, the uniqueness of the contents, or the most likely case--a combination of the two. This is why we curse you when we can't get through to the ridiculously big button, and we swear our lifelong allegiance to you when we do.

I'm not sure what in Woot is responsible for the huge drop in Barrels of Crud quality. Perhaps you're not getting as many product samples being sent in that you have to get rid of. Or perhaps now that Amazon's connected with you, you don't have to worry as much about clearing away warehouses as you once did. Or perhaps now that Amazon's connected with you, they're using you as an outlet to dump stuff that's in their warehouses.

Whatever the case, remember that the Barrels of Crud IS a huge part of the Woot brand. It took years to build up into the coveted treasure it is. While things like profit margins and inventory accounting are important, remember that as great as Amazon was, it could never do the things that Synapse Micro did back in 2004.



Very well said!!! I too am not one for complaining so have refrained from most discussions on the past Barrels of Crud that I have been lucky enough to receive. I hope your words reach the people they need to and that woot! gets back to the Barrels of Crud of the past.

jasonwilk


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It sounds like we went from the "Woot Gods" to the "Woot Guard". I can't do any marching though, I must insist.


colonelcrap wrote:It sounds like the troops’ moral is diminishing. I have been sent to clean up the mess, address the issues and right the ship. It looks like I have an uphill battle, but I have a good battle plan. If you will give me time, you have my commitment that we be victorious in our pursuit of the best Beachhead of Ceasefire yet.
I know there is some dissension in the ranks due to the changing of the guard. I have read that some of you are grumbling about how your crap is too crappy, not crappy enough or too much like your neighbor’s crap. Instead of addressing each of those complaints individually, let me just say that I am aware of the issues and have the power to make changes where changes need to be made.
I am here to make sure that the items being shipped are more diverse, interesting, bizarre, broken, weird and worthy of blog banter. I am also here to make sure that every package has, at least, the minimum amount of crap and that the crap gets shipped in a timely manner. I am here to make sure that communication about the shipped crap is distributed so that everyone can start getting battle-ready to receive their crap.
I know that there is more to address, but a plan doesn’t work if it never gets started. I am sure that this plan will work and make this a mean, lean, crapping machine. See you in the trenches.
ColonelCrap



jasonwilk


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I opened my Barrels of Crud last week but have not had the time to report. Nothing special, pretty much standard stuff:

1 - Towel (need to check for bugs)
1 - Pico Projector Screen
2 - Cupcake lipbalm
1 - Spitball Dartboard
1 - Pink flowered bag

Thanks Woot!

drgandalf


quality posts: 17 Private Messages drgandalf

We got out Santa's Sacks last week, but didn't get a chance to photograph until today. Mostly commonplace stuff.

Halla's SSOC:



The Bag:
. Small black Duffel
The Usual Crap:
. Microfiber headband, white
. Frilly washcloth, also white, bugless
. Container of Caca clips.
The Unusual Crap:
. Igloo Maxcold insulated lunch tote

Luna and Albus don't know what to make of the frilly washcloth. They do like the cardboard cat playhouse that everything came in.


My SSOC:



The Bag:
. Orange reusable bag with pink flower (useful since we have a 5¢ bag tax here)
The Usual Crap:
. Cupcake lip balm x 2
. Spitball Dartboard, Excuses edition
. White washcloth with curly design
. Optoma Micro Projection Screen
The Unusual Crap:
. Some invisible thing in the box that caused Luna to levitate over it!

mariojill2001


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drgandalf wrote:



Sweet! You got a levitating cat. Nice Haul. LOL

rridgebacks


quality posts: 5 Private Messages rridgebacks

Just got the email from my sister letting me know my SBOC arrived in IL, and fit into the box she was already sending me. Seems pretty standard for this go-round, although a bit short.

Red Duffle Bag
Cupcake Lip Gloss
Diva Headband

But, crap is crap, and the challenge and anticipation is certainly worth the price of admission. Hopefully, success will be had again during this Woot! Off :0)

Thanks, Woot!

EDIT; (Update) Just got an email from Woot, advising my 'replacement order' has been shipped. I really, honestly, truly wasn't griping in my post above, and certainly didn't expect a replacement! I enjoy the 'thrill of the chase' as much as any part of the Barrels of Crud (well, okay, some of the crap I've received was really, really neater than even the chase {g}).

Also, forgot to post that, even though I never got the confirmation screen on the Baggy during this last Woot! Off, I *did* get a confirmation email. Yay, hooray, scored another one!!!!!

I <3 Woot!

jredo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jredo

This is the first time (after 8 attempts) that I actually won Barrels of Crud My box was not even worth $3.00. Cheap blue duffle bag, a sprinkler, and a diva wash cloth. wow.

Maybe I just shouldn't bother with a company who rips me off like this.

Ninkumpoop


quality posts: 24 Private Messages Ninkumpoop

Received my Barrels of Crud today, after being away from home last week when it arrived.
1. Flower shopping bag
2. Fun Foot Flush
3. Screaming Woot Monkey (smiley face version)
4. Bird wash cloth (no bugs)
5. 5 pack unprinted XL t-shirts. 4 FOTL, 1 JERZEES.

I will wear 4 of the 5 t-shirts, so I can justify the expense on that alone.

RNLori


quality posts: 6 Private Messages RNLori
jml879 wrote:I received a replacement crap today unexpectedly. Plain cardboard box, label from Woot Inc. 2.6lbs. I'm guessing due to the dead bugs I found in my original Santa's sack of crap. Props to the Colonel!

My replacement Haul:
1-Swiss Gear Fanny Pack water bottle holder
1-Swiss Gear Water Bottle
2-Bucky Cubes Rare earth Magnets
1-Over America Deluxe Blu Ray Set
1-Random brand, small tablet (7 inch?) case

Thank You Woot! Renewed my faith that things will get better, and that Woot has some of the best service out there! I mentioned a small complaint in this forum, never once asked for a replacement, and got one anyways. Just amazing. @ColonelCrap, I salute you kind sir!!!



I reported my buggy crap just because I thought I got something special and different with my baggy of buggies. I reported it to customer service and even mentioned returning it, but never got anything but a cancellation of the next order I cancelled after a bit of a freak out over the buggy issue. I can't remember how to post a photo on here of my infestation, but who wants to see it anyway? Just nasty.. Nice to see they care, about some of us.

thumperchick


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colonelcrap wrote:*snip*
I am sure that this plan will work and make this a mean, lean, crapping machine. See you in the trenches.
ColonelCrap



*slow clap* Welcome aboard Captain! Good luck!

wnysteel


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colonelcrap wrote:It sounds like the troops’ moral is diminishing. I have been sent to clean up the mess, address the issues and right the ship. It looks like I have an uphill battle, but I have a good battle plan. If you will give me time, you have my commitment that we be victorious in our pursuit of the best Beachhead of Ceasefire yet.
I know there is some dissension in the ranks due to the changing of the guard. I have read that some of you are grumbling about how your crap is too crappy, not crappy enough or too much like your neighbor’s crap. Instead of addressing each of those complaints individually, let me just say that I am aware of the issues and have the power to make changes where changes need to be made.
I am here to make sure that the items being shipped are more diverse, interesting, bizarre, broken, weird and worthy of blog banter. I am also here to make sure that every package has, at least, the minimum amount of crap and that the crap gets shipped in a timely manner. I am here to make sure that communication about the shipped crap is distributed so that everyone can start getting battle-ready to receive their crap.
I know that there is more to address, but a plan doesn’t work if it never gets started. I am sure that this plan will work and make this a mean, lean, crapping machine. See you in the trenches.
ColonelCrap



i still consider myself blessed to score a random crap. mine was similar to most everyone else's, but its still the anticipation for me that matters. keep up the good work.

omh1009


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mikebbass wrote:ColonelCrap, You had me at "It" I feel like the Grinch, when he realized that Christmas didn't come from the store and his heart grew 3 sizes. I'm with you til the end!!!

Woot4Eva
Mike



I feel the same way! I'll follow the Colonel to the gates of hell and wait for him untill he comes back out.

Pinged from Newark NJ, to Fort Worth Texas.

acedes


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colonelcrap wrote:It sounds like the troops’ moral is diminishing. I have been sent to clean up the mess, address the issues and right the ship. It looks like I have an uphill battle, but I have a good battle plan. If you will give me time, you have my commitment that we be victorious in our pursuit of the best Beachhead of Ceasefire yet.
I know there is some dissension in the ranks due to the changing of the guard. I have read that some of you are grumbling about how your crap is too crappy, not crappy enough or too much like your neighbor’s crap. Instead of addressing each of those complaints individually, let me just say that I am aware of the issues and have the power to make changes where changes need to be made.
I am here to make sure that the items being shipped are more diverse, interesting, bizarre, broken, weird and worthy of blog banter. I am also here to make sure that every package has, at least, the minimum amount of crap and that the crap gets shipped in a timely manner. I am here to make sure that communication about the shipped crap is distributed so that everyone can start getting battle-ready to receive their crap.
I know that there is more to address, but a plan doesn’t work if it never gets started. I am sure that this plan will work and make this a mean, lean, crapping machine. See you in the trenches.
ColonelCrap



Here's hoping to randomness and crapiness galore! No more status quo! I don't want to be like everybody else. In 2008 I received 1 crap (didn't click the I Want Three) and I got a Jvc camera bag and a Go Duster. No one else got a go duster. My 2 yr old got that Go Duster caught in my hair and I have a bald spot. But you can bet that the go duster lives on safely out of her reach... It is great. My last two craps were standard blahs. I gave most of it away as gifts My coworkers no longer oogle and aw and get excited for my crap! There is no more envy or excitement! Some don't even try anymore!!!! Please help bring the change. Make the Barrels of Crud what it once was!!

WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT

It's all about the Bandolier of Carrots...

wredo


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My Barrels of Crud was truely crap. I can't believe that I only got 3 items (sprinkler, red cheap duffle bag, and Deva Beauty Mitt). For $3 (plus shipping), this is crap. I don't think I will do this again!!

I've seen the quality of crap go down every year. I'm wondering if I will stay awake for the next 2 known dates to actually get this. I am not happy with woot.

bucky111


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i just went back and checked the washcloth that i received. it was a tannish wash cloth with a frilly piece attached to it and underneath tha frilly part was about 3 dead bugs. I put the washcloth in my linen closet so i hope they were dead before i put it in there or i am going to have a bug infestation soon

RNLori


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I guess most have stopped reading this thread, so I will post on the latest thread of crap too, because the Woot Gods deserve to be rewarded for my silly surprise
We are only 26 days into the new year, but I think you gave me the best laugh I will have all year!
Those of you that don't know, I reported a traveler in my Santa's Bag of Cuuuuuute! that was a really crappy surprise. There were a few dead buggies on my washcloth.

I never dreamed my first comment would start an insect infestation, and fumigation freakout. At first I failed to mention this was in no way a bastardly bedbug, just dead tiny somethings, from somewhere

Yesterday, 2 packages arrived on my porch. I heard Fedex, but knew I had no recent orders.. I opened the door to find 2 boxes marked "Woot". One pretty large, and another smaller. I have to admit I was kind of afraid to open them, knowing I had probably angered the Woot Gods and even Colonel Crap with my admission of my festering find. I got up the nerve to open it, on the front porch as I did with the Bag of Cuuuuuute!. This time, I was prepared for bugs.
Well, to my shock the big box contained- "BUGS". This time, it even had mutated monsters!!! My mother was visiting, and she knew of my crapastic find, so we both died laughing. The Woot Gods share my sick sense of humor. It is a HEX BUG NANO Habitat Set and Raceway!! It is designed as a racetrack for bugs, complete with bugs that flip over and race down the tracks. Best gag ever Woot!

The second box contained:
5 extra large shirts
1 All in one FM transmitter set
1 of that thing that looks like some kind of S&M toy, but I can't remember what it really does?

The bugs and bug racetrack would have been fine alone, I loved it! To add a few real craps to it was going over the top, and I thank you.
I love the Woot Gods. It's very difficult to find anyone on earth with my sarcastic sense of humor, and finding a company with one is amazing. Amazon didn't take that away people! I can't wait to see what craptastic things are in everyone's future, including mine
Thanks Woot! Still laughing

RNLori


quality posts: 6 Private Messages RNLori
bucky111 wrote:i just went back and checked the washcloth that i received. it was a tannish wash cloth with a frilly piece attached to it and underneath tha frilly part was about 3 dead bugs. I put the washcloth in my linen closet so i hope they were dead before i put it in there or i am going to have a bug infestation soon



The ones I found were very long dead, tiny, shriveled. Treat it like you should if you shop for vintage clothing, or if you have been traveling. Always put things in the dryer first, before you wash them. I have seen worse on my dogs when they come in from a romp. Sorry for all the worries.